Remember that time I told you that you should give the unsung heroins, the underdogs of the nightstand a chance when I reviewed the Classix Anal T? Okgood, my mind wasn’t blown, but my new Waterproof Clitoral Hummer has replaced my Anal T in a few ways.
I set up my masturbation station, picked out a good movie, and on my tray was a Delight, the Hummer, a repeat offender SaSi and of course my Hitachi just in case nothing worked for me.
That same set up has been happening for over a week now, and I’ve had a SaSi and my Hitachi for a while now. Funny thing is, I have a hard time moving past the Hummer. I’ll get off a few times with it, and move onto something else for a half hearted try. The same set up happens because the other toys aren’t getting a fair chance. After a few days of this, I had to put it away and not take it out with the others. This review was supposed to be about the Delight but if you haven’t noticed, this review is also late and NOT about the Delight. oops?
Delight is a cool toy, don’t get me wrong, but I just haven’t cared. My clit has been quite content with its new Hummer. To make things clear, it has hung on my shelf for a while at the shop, I’ve read other reviews, I’ve seen all the hub-bub about it and it’s variants… but I just never bothered to give it a try. Despite all the toys I have at home, I had an itch to pick out something new one day, and I took home the Hummer. I still have no real idea why. I wasn’t curious, the color didn’t get me (mine is white), the packegaing is hideous… anyway… I’m glad I took it home.
Facts:
- love nub
- scooped head
- multi-speed
- made of ABS plastic
- 2 AA batteries
- 6.5”x 1”/17 cm x 3 cm
Its a vibrator with a scooped head to cradle your clit with, and it says “love nub” for GSpot stimulation, but skip that and just use it if you like to pinpoint clitoral stimulation. It does have quite a hum, nothing out of the ordinary if you are used to the rattle of a cheapy toy. This one is the “original” and it is made by CalExotics.
I think they need to make 2 more versions of it:
1. Coat it in a thin bit of amazing silicone.
2. And make one of them have mini ridges or bumps in the scooped head.
Placing it on my clit does the job, but I find myself rubbing the scoop’s edges over my clit as well begging for some kind of texture. I know there are other different Clitoral Hummers out there, but I haven’t tried them and I’m quite fond of the motor this one has. It gives off that rumbly offset weight bass-y vibration I like, I’m not a fan of the treble buzzy vibrations.
I wouldn’t change much because I fear if they tried to make the toy more quiet, they’d fuck with the motor or some other integral part of the toy and then I wouldn’t like it anymore. I can’t stick it in my butt like the Anal T, and that is fine, and it isn’t compact like the Anal T, and that is fine too. I like it (mostly) just the way it is.
Rating: + + + + +
The people at CalExotics didn’t send me this one to review.
I did it as a freebe because the Hummer was worth a long, over-due, try.
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