Isn’t THAT a mouthful? How about Glo-Go Orange Flicker Bullet; just a suggestion Topco. I mean, how am I as a store manager supposed to fit ALL of that in Quickbooks and on a sticker to distinguish it from the other flicker bullets out there?
I’m mostly kidding, I have my ways, plus I’m pretty awesome at the whole Item# thing, but still. We’re all just going to call it the Glo Orange Flicker or or the GGGGROFTVB; pronounced “the Gggro-ftv-b”. (If you haven’t seen Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs; go fuck yourself, THAT was a funny joke and you missed it.)
Facts:
- Soft Flicker® tip on a vibrating egg
- Super soft sleeve glows in the dark
- Multi-speed controller
- 30″ cord (76 cm)
- Phthalate free
- 2 AA batteries not included
As far as flicker bullets go, I’ve had the Topco Penthouse Secrets Cyber Flicker bullet, and the Climax Flickers 7x bullet made by them too. So, you can say I’m a fan of flicker bullets and Topco in general. It also should go without saying that I was happy to get this one to see how it measures up to the others. AND it reminds me of Empire Records in an ORANGE kind of way, so I was happy to get one in orange and not yellow or green this time around.In comparison to the other two flicker bullets, I say “if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it”.
The GGGRO-FTV-B is the right size if you want to tease yourself and like a light touch on your nipples, clit, vaginal opening, balls, cock etc. It also isn’t too noisy as bullets tend to be. The controller is easy to use, and there is a light on the remote which helps you determine if your batteries are new/old and what speed the bullet is on.
The battery compartment is easy to get into, but the controller seems a little flimsy, it doesn’t have that extra “lock” that is on some battery compartments just like it. Mine didn’t open or cause any problems, so that is easily overlooked.
They also overlapped the silicone dipped cover (which DOES glow in the dark) over the cord which reinforces the cord to the bullet; making the toy last longer against any kind of abuse you put your toys through. The overlap also makes the toy easier to clean. Without any nooks and crannies for water to get in, you’re less likely to ruin it.
I use a babywipe for quick cleaning, a toy cleaner, dial soap, or even a 10% bleach solution on my toys depending on the material – cleaning is VERY important.
This bullet compared to the other two, isn’t as powerful. I usually go for the Penthouse Flicker over the 7x because I personally don’t need pulsey speed settings and just need the vibe to be on the strong side (even though the later two bullets are neck and neck for strongest flicker bullet in my book).
Conclusion: Is this bullet still worth getting if the other two are “better” in my opinion – yes. Just because I like power, doesn’t mean you do. The different colors are welcome too, and if you keep your toys in a semi transparent/transparent box – this one is easy to find in the dark.
Rating: + + + + -
It could have easily become my favorite flicker to date, but it just didn’t have the power.
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