Forget Spanish Fly – Drink Rock On instead!
A few times a week people ask me about Spanish Fly and how it works. It doesn’t work like it used to, and is usually on a shelf to take up space or because people ask for it and the store’s don’t know better to not sell them the “snake oil“. I admit, when Rock On first came out I didn’t bother trying it because of the whole Spanish Fly bit. Been there, done that… doesn’t work.
But alas, I couldn’t help myself, and gave it a go. I must try EVERYTHING to see if it works for, uh, scientific purposes. yeah… that’s it. I read the package, did my researched and asked a few questions to a Screaming O representative who visited an NJ ECN event; supposedly this drink is an energy drink + horny pill. Not only will it give me the want to fuck all night, but the “umph” to as well. My clients are looking for a Spanish fly that actually works and I had to see if this was it.
Facts:
- Made By the Screaming O company
- All Natural, Drug Free for Maximum Sexual Enhancement
- Specifically Formulated For the Sexual Needs of Him and Her
- Designed to enhance sexual performance, libido, stamina, pleasure and desire
- Fast Acting, Long Lasting, Great Tasting Berry Flavor
Fun:
Upon tasting it, it actually tasted good – which is a huge plus… I drank it straight up. Next time I’m going to try it in a fruity alcoholic drink to see if it can be detected. Screaming O says you can pour it in a drink and no one is the wiser (I don’t support slipping a “roofie” to a stranger; but I bet your partner can take a joke).
Rock On kicked in for me in about 30 minutes or so, and I felt like nothing was safe around me. I imagine if I was out in public, I’d hump strangers. This drink makes the “rubbing against the seam in your jeans” trick absolutely no joke; my panties were soaked just doing that, and I was super sensitive. My orgasms came quicker and I felt like I went from 0 to 60 in seconds!
My poor guy though… I think I broke him. Maybe next time I should let him drink the guy one eh?
Maybe because I’m not one to take stimulants, and didn’t get into the “drug” scene, but Rock On did it’s job for me. I could control myself, and I’m easy to get off anyone… but it made my body react quicker. I can imagine how much this would help a woman “let go” and get really into sex instead of worry about bullshit.
Rating: + + + + -
Minus one for a slightly jittery after effect – though – it could have been too many orgasms. oops?
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