Review: The Wahl pt 1 - had been blabbing (again) about wanting a Wahl, while simultaneously on the website looking to spend my $25 certificate from the Anal State contest, and I was thinking of just buying a Wahl. When MyPleasure sent a tweet/email telling me I could review it.

I know it is too soon to tell, I’ve only just turned it on today and I’m stuck at work… but I have a feeling my Wahl and I are going to become good friends.  I already have an idea for a paint job.  I had my Hitachi custom painted, I think I’m going to turn this one into the Q-36 explosive space modulator.

In honor of National Sex Toy day, and many thanks to MyPleasure, I’m going to make my Wahl review as I experience it… like a masturbation diary.

Entry 1: 11/4 – Fedex comes into my shop with a little box, I eye him quizzically because we don’t receive much through Fedex, so it must be something for my boss.  Or magazines, borrr-rrriiing… until I see it is from Sawhorse! MY PLEASURE! In my daily haze of inventory, special ordering, training new staff, halloween, and personal life awesomeness… I TOTALLY forgot.  I know, I’m surprised too.  But its like xmas morning every time I forget!

I had been blabbing (again) about wanting a Wahl, while simultaneously on the website looking to spend my $25 certificate from the Anal State contest, and I was thinking of just buying a Wahl.  When MyPleasure sent a tweet/email telling me I could review it.  I staired dumbfounded at the screen, and laughed.  I couldn’t believe it was going to be that easy.  Then, on the flip side, OH SO DIFFICULT because now I don’t know what to spend the $25 on again. *grumbles* haha.

The lovely MyPleasure tried to tell me I could still buy it, but I said “ha. haha, freebee that sucker on the pronto” – and tada! It came today, much to my delight.

I’ve longed for a Wahl for some time now, probably around the same time I became wise to plug in vibes, which honestly feels like a lifetime ago already.  When I unwrapped it from the brown shipping box, I just looked at the boxed packaging for a minute.  Happy, delighted, and shocked that I finally had one.

It sat on the counter, staring at me for almost an hour… and then I opened it and plugged it in.  Low didn’t impress my little fingers, so I smirked and turned it on high… yes… yes… that’ll do it, I thought. Jeeze it IS quiet, I thought. Then I looked at the clock.  Le Sigh… just 7.5 hours to go till Wahl and I are home.

The cord length is alright, nothing an extension cord can’t fix; but really where am I going to go with it right now?  This “vag modulator” is all mine for now!  The stimulation caps are funny, and big, bigger than I thought they were… I already picked out one that I’m going to use first (the nipple lookin’ one)!

Sitting here in damp panties,

Jane