Oh, G Spot. How I love and hate thee. I know where you are, I find you all the time, you are quite delightful to play with but you make me weak. I can rub and stroke you with oh so many toys till my clit is on fire from the pressure and then… nada. I have to stop because it is so intense; I teeter on the edge of RIGHT THERE and can’t get shoved over into this blissful spasmodic realm of FUCK YEAH self done G Spot orgasms.
I have waged a war on you G Spot. Other people have sent me right to G Spot land, WITH EASE. Using their fingers and tongues, toys, cocks – but no, never solo and it drives me crazy. I just can’t go that minute more it seems. I used to get distracted…
Oh No! I’m on *MY* side of the bed, I don’t want to sleep in the wet spot.
DAMNIT! I’ve been at this for over an hour and I have a term paper to write.
FUCK FUCK … I was boiling water for pasta, and now I smell metal because the water evaporated.
I’ve learned since then and I feel once I find the right tool, I’ll get over my last cliff to climb. The toy will just have to be ever so slightly more intense than the feeling I get before I’m pounding away at my G Spot and nothing happens. I’ve decided to start with the basics, go back in toy time and take this issue at hand and destroy it. I already tried the Lia Magic Wand from California Exotics Novelties, now for Pipedream’s Waterproof Slender G.
This was one of my first toys ever, I can’t honestly say if it was from Pipedream or another company with the same style but I remember loving this toy. The vibrations are in the bulby head which was awesome for finding my G Spot in the first place and for clitoral stimulation. I’d even use it during sex to rub my clit and my hands would stay out of the way.
Packaging aside (I really do dislike the packaging is SHE really necessary?) the WP Slender G is just how I remembered it.
Facts:
- Multi-Speed
- Phthalate Free Plastic
- 2 AA Batteries
- L 9.1 in, W 7.6 in, Girth 1 in, 3.5 oz.
- It says ‘whisper quiet’ but it is a bit more rattly than that, maybe it is whisper quiet in the shower.
There is a seam on this toy, which can work for you and against you; it is nice to move Slender G from side to side to rake the ridges over your clit or G Spot but they can harbor ickies, which no one is a fan of. You can use a condom on this toy to get rid of worries. Strike 1 goes to packaging, strike 2 goes to the seam and strike 3 is just a personal pet peeve… it is purple. I’m sick of pink and purple. But that doesn’t necessarily mean this toy is out.
The Slender G IS really good at locating your G Spot if you’re having difficulty – the round head, and curve is the right surface area for exploration. The rest of the handle is slender which allows for less pussy confusion over what part of the toy is touching which part of you inside. It is a simple toy, that needs a few improvements to be a great simple toy.
Needless to say, no, it didn’t make me squirt solo. I did orgasm, but that is the point of masturbation for me. I know if I handed it off to my partner, the Slender G might have had a slightly better chance because it would have been “out of my hands” anyway. But that is not the point to this war!
If it was a little stronger (because I like power) it actually has a pretty good motor in there, and the seam makes me worry. Plus if it were to have silicone over it to create a texture, maybe it would have worked for me. All in all, not a terrible vibrator – just not a great great one for me. A good place to maybe start if you don’t have any G Spot toys.
I’m holding onto this one for a bit for nostalgic purposes for now!
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