The Sexlopedia will go anywhere from “oh hey thats cool!” to “THATS GROSS” and with a touch of “THATS WHAT ITS CALLED?!” Today we venture into a lesser known sex term that some people might want to forget. This week I welcome you to the wonderful world of FELCHING!
Felching: The act of sucking semen (from ones self or another) out of an human orifice (mouth, vagina, anus). When the semen is too deep to suck out using just the mouth the aid of a straw is acceptable.
ex: I spent all night screwing that sweet ass, then I felched the cum out.
Now as it sounds terribly unhealthy its untrue, this isn’t somewhat of a spur of the moment thing. When people know felching will occur they anal douche or have an enema (enemas are a highly common practice so please don’t freak out), they also replace any lubricant with an edible or non-toxic kind. Now if someone does that to the inside imagine how pretty the outside looks, probably all cute and adorable and ready to go.
There are of course one other definition of felching, and I can’t insist this more, we DO NOT recommended this! The other form of felching, consists of sliding a small furry animal up one’s arse and letting it crawl back out. It’s not safe, and we’ve all heard of that incident that happened with the gerbil I am sure.
Although both are an uncommon (to talk about) practice so now your ahead of the game for knowing. Now go and do as Jane said and try everything thrice!!!
<3 Barbie
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