Sexlopedia: Blumpkin - Uh oh… this word is one of those “YOU WANT WHAT?!” situations. Blumpkin: The act of a man receiving a blow job while dropping a deuce in the toilet. *note: this only applies to men if there were any questions about it* I was pretty unsure about this one, so I had to ask a [...]

Uh oh… this word is one of those “YOU WANT WHAT?!” situations.

Blumpkin: The act of a man receiving a blow job while dropping a deuce in the toilet. *note: this only applies to men if there were any questions about it*

I was pretty unsure about this one, so I had to ask a few guys about this.  So while doing my survey amongst friends only a couple have received a blumpkin and they swear by it.  The others nodded excitedly saying that taking the morning hop to the bathroom is comparable to a blow job.  Not in the thought that it feels the same because clearly it doesn’t, but apparently it is equally as relaxing.  They explained it as the combination of 2 releases at once feels “gloriously relaxing“.

I’m still skeptical but I figured I’d share it with you guys to get your opinions or at least get your wheels turning on some fun thoughts to mess around with.  So let me know what you think and if anyone tries it PLEASE do let me know.  I’m curious!

Barbie <3