A Porny Moment is the opposite of a corny moment. It is when you are just being you, doing your thing, and something that could have totally started a porn or was done in a porn happens.
Thats right kiddos, sometimes dreams DO come true!
The lines you never thought would work on a woman, turns out to work. You go to her swanky home and find out she is a total knockout, awesome in bed, has a hot tub, MILF. True Story.
Waiting for the cable guy to come so you finally have internet/cable in your new apartment, and he turns out to be h – o – t! So… you fuck, and he hooks you up with stuff. True Story.
You go to a massage parlor for a legitimate back massage, and she goes for the rub-n-tug… so you take a rain check. She is excited for being respected and gives you her number… now you’re dating an insanely hot Latin woman, with great hands. True Story.
You have a crush on your friend’s girlfriend, normally you’d never go for it but you notice they are arguing about something. Curiosity gets the best of you men – and you find out they want to see who gives the better blow job. You swap, and find out she swallows. True Story.
As you can see -I’ve collected (and had plenty) Porny Moments, so stay tuned.
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