Sexlopedia: Shower Slugs - For those of you who don't know, when male ejaculate touches water, it turns into glue.

For those of you who don’t know, when male ejaculate touches water, it turns into glue.  Therefore if you jerk off in the shower, and it hits the tile or side of the tub instead of being washed away… it’ll congeal and create… a Shower Slug.

Special thanks to a new friend for this one.  I knew about the water + come = glue, I didn’t know there was a nifty term for it!