Isn’t THAT a mouthful? How about Glo-Go Orange Flicker Bullet; just a suggestion Topco. I mean, how am I as a store manager supposed to fit ALL of that in Quickbooks and on a sticker to distinguish it from the other flicker bullets out there?
I’m mostly kidding, I have my ways, plus I’m pretty awesome at the whole Item# thing, but still. We’re all just going to call it the Glo Orange Flicker or or the GGGGROFTVB; pronounced “the Gggro-ftv-b”. (If you haven’t seen Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs; go fuck yourself, THAT was a funny joke and you missed it.)
Facts:
- Soft Flicker® tip on a vibrating egg
- Super soft sleeve glows in the dark
- Multi-speed controller
- 30″ cord (76 cm)
- Phthalate free
- 2 AA batteries not included
As far as flicker bullets go, I’ve had the Topco Penthouse Secrets Cyber Flicker bullet, and the Climax Flickers 7x bullet made by them too. So, you can say I’m a fan of flicker bullets and Topco in general. It also should go without saying that I was happy to get this one to see how it measures up to the others. AND it reminds me of Empire Records in an ORANGE kind of way, so I was happy to get one in orange and not yellow or green this time around.
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