Posts tagged Anal

Jane Says: Take A2M Precautions

I don’t know about you, but when my parents told me not to do ________, it became even more tempting to do.  This is how I think other people see A2M.

“Thank you” porno for introducing the masses to A2M, as in Ass to Mouth. Or ATOM, as in Ass to Other Mouth (when there is a third person around).  This practice likely started as a raunchy fantasy where the anal receiver was just so ‘dirty’ they’d even suck on something that was IN their ass.

Porn has a way of making every raunchy fantasy come true.  We didn’t stop at just simply watching people have sex.  Soon there was a demand for interracial, and group sex, gangbangs, lesbians… anal… ass to mouth… forget condoms… and much more.  Having “porn sex” is something people seek and brag about now-a-day.

Personally, I don’t know many (any?) people who would A2M, (please out yourself somehow, we need to chat!).  It is a “dirty” practice, and precautions should be taken.  I know in porno they do enemas and clean themselves before doing an anal scene to get rid of fecal matter.  But, that doesn’t exactly wash away the other “risks”.

Without getting all “after school special” on you, here is a list of things that COULD potentially happen if you practice A2M:

<Insert Human Centipede Joke Here>

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Dear Jane: How Does A Prostate Massage Work?

Dear Jane,

How does a proper prostate massage work?

The prostate is located a few inches into a man’s ass, it is easily found if he is laying on his back or side, or heck… on his knees when you place a finger inside his has and curl it towards his belly button.

He should be fairly aroused and warmed up with plenty of foreplay and rubbing his ass to “tell the body” something is going to happen to it, just like you would for a woman’s ass.  As the famous Tristan Taormino says “You can tell a lot from sticking your finger in someone’s ass,” and she is correct.  You will know immediately if you should slow down, if they are nervous and a slew of other emotions.

Your asshole doesn’t lie.

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Jane Says: Never Say Never

A question on my formspring account got me thinking. I was going to write about something special you can do to your guy after sex that he’ll appreciate, but I’ve scratched that for now. (Sorry guys.)

The beautiful and talented MYVAG asked me:

Name 3 things you’d never do and why… sexual or nonsexual / not typically sexual etc…

Which I took to mean – Name 3 things in the sexual realm of sex or fetish that I’d never do.

The first few things that came to mind, are the usual “no scat, no vomit, no children, dead people etc…” the usual suspect line up of paraphilia - but that answer is boring.  SO, I dug deeper and my brain started working. After I got over my “Never have I ever” flashbacks of college drinking games I came up with these: Continue reading this post →

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FACT! Women Get Paid To Fap For You (But Anal Pays Better)

For female porn stars, masturbation and girl-on-girl scenes pay the least, while anal sex and double penetration scenes pay the most.

Source: @WTFSexFACTS

Photo: Sasha Grey and Clara G

If you thought porn stars got a flat rate per scene, you were wrong.  This is a true FACT!

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Dear Jane: How Do You Like To Be Rimmed?

Dear Jane,

How do you like to have your asshole licked best?  Some people are grossed out but I have found a majority of women melt under this technique.  Also great foreplay for anal.

By George, this person has GOT IT!

Yes, analingus, rimming, tossing the salad, licking ass… is perfect foreplay, especially for anal sex.  It helps people relax, it somewhat of an intimate taboo place to put your tongue and is a very hot spot on many people’s bodies.  The poor sensitive ring of flesh is hidden tucked away by two spankable, biteable, grabbable globes and is just waiting to be touched; even if YOU think it is a “no no” spot.

Ass licking is definitely something to try thrice, I remember my first time being very…wet.  Weird.  My mind couldn’t quite let go into a pleasure zone so I pulled his head back up to my pussy and continued on.  But he was persistent and very good at manipulating my body, ultimately he won me over. Continue reading this post →

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Barbie Says: A is for ANAL!

Welcome to the first in a series of 26 things (following the alphabet) that I couldn’t agree more with!

Anal, some say it’s taboo or dirty or even just plain wrong. Now I am aware you can’t teach an old dog new tricks and there is no converting someone who is already set in their ways BUT hopefully I can get to all you fence sitters about giving anal a try!  The more you keep an open mind about anal sex or even anal foreplay, then the more you discover about yourself.

Also don’t let one bad experience dictate everything, Ladies you all know the first time you have sex is the WORST, but yet you try it again after that.  Why don’t we work the same way with anal?

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Sexlopedia: Rim Job

It sounds very mechanical but I promise you it’s as easy as 1, 2, LICK!!

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Review: Elbow Grease Original Cream Lube

My “Stunt Cocks” love their job.

My guys don’t star in porno, they test products for me and give me a full report.  I guess I should collectively call them “Mikey” instead.  You remember the Life Cereal Commercial where the kids wouldn’t try the cereal and they gave it to Mikey who ended up liking the cereal.

Recently Elbow Grease Lubricants and I were chatting on Twitter, and they ended up sending me a few samples for my stunt cock Mikey to try out.  After I dug him out of masturbation heaven, this is what he had to say about one of the oldest lubricant companies out there.

Jane threw me in mostly blind to this one, made me do my research and learn the product.  Since mine came in a little sample pouch there wasn’t much info to start with.  She told me it was great to jerk off with, and not to use the whole packet in one session.

Facts:

  • Their website says THIS one is the lube that started it all for the company back in 1979.
  • Mineral oil based thick cream lubricant.
  • Safe, long-lasting premium lubricant.
  • Should only be used with polyurethane condoms and should not be used with latex.

Fun:

She didn’t tell me the gay community also loves this product for anal sex.  That I figured out on my own with some googling -  much to my girlfriend’s delight.  I can understand why.

I opened up some vids on pornhub.com so I wouldn’t get this stuff all over the place.  I’ve never used creams, so I didn’t know what to expect.  Opening the packet was easy, I hate packets I can’t open, especially in the bedroom.  You lose the moment if you’re fumbling.

I used a little less than a third of the packet, put some on my cock and some on my hand and started stroking.  It started out as a cream which was cool because it doesn’t immediately make a mess.  No drop cloth needed for this lube, it stays where you want it.

After a few minutes it melted.  Its the only way to describe it.  It went from cream, to, liquid butter sorta.  I nearly came right then because it was a surprise and felt really great.  I made it through a few videos and had a good time with this stuff.

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Nikki CoXXX Says: No Ifs, No Ands… Just Butts.

Received/given mind blowing oral sex? Check.

FINALLY reached the land of milk and honey? Check.

Have been in love? Check.

Participated in drunk sex, which then led to an “accidental” slippage of my ex boyfriend’s penis up my ass? Check.

Wait a minute… doesn’t that go against the code of a woman’s asshole: IT’S AN EXIT ONLY? I’m calling my lawyer! Oh, wait, I’m a 23 year old college graduate who works full time at Walgreens.  Apparently, I can’t even afford batteries for my brand new vibrator, let alone a lawyer.

shake yo money maker

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Luuuuuuuuuube

We will tell anyone who is looking to go to any other sex shop that one way to figure out if the person behind the counter knows their shit is to ask about Lubricant.  There are other ways, but lube is a good place to start.

Lube is important, it helps things happen and is totally essential to have a good time.  If your body produces enough of it, then power to ya, but some people need a little help.  There are many outside forces that can screw up the chemistry in your body to make it not lubricate itself (I’m talking to the ladies right now)…. birth control messes with wetness it usually drys you up, antidepressants and anti anxiety medicines usually drops sexual desire/libido, other meds for your heart could do it too.

But its ok, sex doesn’t have to be painful – in fact, if it is, you need to fix that, and we have just the info for ya.

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