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Review: Tantus C Sling

Him: “What an odd looking …thingie”

Her: “Yea, I wonder what it does”

“I… I think it is supposed to go around my dick?”

“I thought it was a clit stimulator”

“You think EVERYTHING is made for your twat!”

“Haha, I was kidding *smile*… How does that thing go on you?”

“I don’t know, I can’t figure out if the scoop is for me or you”

” -laughing-”

“But I think it is for my taint”

“-laughing- taint…”

“-laughing- I’m going to ask”

It couldn’t have been more perfect honestly.  That convo actually happened the week that MyPleasure.com decided to do a little Tantus review offer to us bloggers.  I could have gone for pieces made for me, but after over hearing that convo in my store that week and convincing the dude to try out the Tantus C Sling, I decided to pick that one to review.

BUT JANE! YOU DON’T HAVE A DICK! NO FAIR!

I know, I know, but this is where being my friend becomes a benefit to those around me!  This time, the lucky lab rat Stunt Cock was my new male employee, let’s call him AB.

Before I told him I was getting a package from @My_Pleasure I told him all about the ring.  I told him how big it was (2-1/2″ length of extension; 1-3/4″ diameter of ring) and told him why it was so big, how to put it on (balls first, then penis, apply a bit of lube to help the process), and how it was made to help him last longer (AB assured me that isn’t an issue), and how his orgasm will hopefully be stronger.  Needless to say, he was stoked to try it out.

What he doesn’t know is all Tantus products are 10% off thru Oct 31st with MyPleasure.com!

AB and I shared these exchanges about the 100% silicone, (his is red) C Sling:

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Review: Climax Gems™ Emerald Hand Job Stroker

Give Your Man a Hand Job He’ll Never Forget with The Climax Gem Stroker (currently) comes in 3 distinctive shapes and colors all made of convincing CyberSkin.  This one is a tad long because I was able to try it out so many different ways!

Facts:

  • Supper supple Cyberskin stroker feels soft,like real skin
  • Surprise him with a sexy, sensual addition to foreplay
  • Pump it up and down, varying your rhythm
  • The tapered, ribbed tunnel grips him tighter the deeper he plunges into the stroker
  • Hourglass shape provides a perfect grip even when lubricated
  • Squeeze tight or loosen your grip to tease him with different sensations
  • Tight ribbed tunnel creates a mouth watering suction effect when filled with his manliness
  • Translucent design lets both of you watch every sexy stroke
  • Open ended for easy cleaning
  • Waterproof for sexy handjobs in the shower
  • Phthalate free

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Review: Rascal SensaFirm Jeremy Bilding Dildo

Hey Jane Blow fans!  I’m Mr. Mister, and this is my debut post!!

I got a chance to sit down with Ms. Blow herself; and she had set up an array of  TOPCO RASCAL Dildos waiting for me.  It looked like a “SEX” Tupperware party! Ms. Blow said pick two. As my backdoor has not been stimulated for quite a while solo or with a partner, it wasn’t hard to choose which dildo I would be going home with. The biggest one! Superstar Jeremy Bilding; What a piece of meat!  I wanted a rough backdoor session and that soft supple looking, slight upwards curve, big head, slightly veiny shaft and big ball sac … had me squirming before I got home!

Facts:

• Molded from Porn Superstar Jeremy Bilding
• 5.75 insertable inches (14.5 cm) and 2″ (5 cm) diameter
• Hand painted SensaFirm™ looks and feels just like Jeremy
• Suction cup base provides hands-free play on any smooth flat surface
• Compatible with standard strap-on harnesses
• Made in the USA

SensaFirm is a unique dual Layered product made from a soft Flexible rubber outer Layer,and precision bonded with a silicone substrate to a hard inner core. The finished product is radically superior to traditional solid rubber and creates a sensual exterior surface that is velvety smooth to the touch, yet firm when used.

NSFW pic of the toy and my review after the cut

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Dear Jane: I Used to Finish Before Her, Now I Get Numb!

Dear Jane,

I used to be concerned with cumming too soon.  Now it seems the tables have turned.  I focus on pleasing my lady and only think about cumming after she’s satisfied.  By that time, my dick is almost completely numb.  How can I find a healthy balance?

As a woman, I can say that seems like the best table in the restaurant.  But not entirely fair to you;  good thing I have a three special suggestions on my menu today.

A.

Is she slacking on you a little since she is so spoiled now? If so, turn the table on her a bit and ask for a blow job before you go down on her, and have sex.  It’ll ease your mind about cumming too soon, you’ll be pleased from the beginning, and you’ll both be able to enjoy sex its orgasms.

B.

You can get something for yourself that will encourage your brain to remember about your own needs.  I suggest a shiny 2″ metal cock ring. Yep.  You can get one online, or in your local adult shop – if they don’t have them, they can order it for you.

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Jane Says: Sex Goals Should Be Like a Road Trip!

Setting goals is a healthy practice in our everyday life when we want to overcome an obstacle, get things done and feel accomplished.

When you set reasonable goals and work towards the finished results; the end result becomes the main focus. This creates enough motivation to get the task done.  Usually the end justify the means.  Dangling the proverbial carrot to win the race.  We do this a lot.  Diets for bathing suit season, or to fit into a wedding dress.  Squirrel away part of our paycheck and cut back on little expenses to save up for concert tickets are good examples of this behavior.

We become goal oriented, totally obsessed with obtaining the almighty IT!

G  O O O O O O O O O O O A A A A A A A A A L ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

In my experience, setting goals in the bedroom could hinder more than help.  Goals concerning sex should more so mirror how we view a Road Trip.

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Review: Cyberskin Stroker Triplets

My Stunt Cock “Mikey” strikes again!  Special thanks to @TopcoToys for sending me this “tester” package.  Guys, here is a trio to think about adding to your arsenal.

When Jane gave me this package, I did a double take.  Three of the strokers came in one package, they’re bright blue, and they look to be kinda small.  I was borderline insulted and completely curious.  She laughed and told me “Don’t worry, they stretch, use this lube and trust me.” I stuffed the package back in the bag and went home, trying to keep an open mind.

My hand has always been enough, she already gave me lotions.  They turned out to be cool, I guess I had to trust these thingies too.  The packing was easy to get into, I like how they have their own “space”, easy to store.  That was something I thought when I got them.  Where was I going to hide them?!  Back in the box is the answer, tucked under jeans or in the back of the closet is my answer.

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My XXXMas List

Happy Holidays fellow perverts!

There is a chance that I’m going to blow my xxxmas bonus on the following items :)  You might think I’m a toy snob, but I see it more as being a connoisseur, either way I’ve surpassed a simple Arsenal.

As much as I enjoy picking stuff out for myself, you know I have you in mind as well.  I put anything I take home through some serious product testing time before I OK it for the masses.  Feel free to gift send (c/o Jane Blow) anything to me by the way if you’re feeling generious, I really should spend my bonus on something more constructive and normal. hahaha.

Under my tree, I’d like to see…

xxxmastreeDi*ks and blue balls… hahaha

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Turn Your Water Pistol into a Super Soaker!

One of the differences between “men” and “boys” in the bedroom is COCK CONTROL. There, I said it.

cock control

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Helping Guys Build an Arsenal – FLESHLIGHT!

Warning: this might be a little longer than usual, but there is just SO MUCH to say about this product and I’d be doing you a disservice if I skimped on anything!!! Also, if you can’t look at pocket pussies at work, this post is NSFW.

If you remember, I promised to help you guys build an arsenal.  I mentioned The Fleshlight in that linked post, but I hadn’t had my hands on one till recently! Now I have a whole bunch!

FleshlightArmy

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Oh Mi iPod??!!

This time around we have some really awesome products for you audiophiles out there!

Calling all musicians, those who are dating musicians, those who fantasize about musicians, and people who use music to get in the mood!!!!

Q. What is better than fucking TO music?

…. ?

A. Fucking WITH music.

Q. How?

…?

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