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Don’t Put Your Balls Inside A Girl….It Hurts

Fellas, I know it might sound incredibly obvious or incredibly awesome but DO NOT try to put your balls inside a girl…..


IT HURTS!!

Many years ago when I was young and adventurous, a friend sent me a 20 second porn clip. 

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Dear Jane: How Do I Incorporate My Hands During A BJ?

Dear Jane,

Jane! I need some assistance. My guy and I have an awesome sex life and he’s amazing at everything he does. The sex lasts for hours, its daring, kinky, filthy (in the good/clean kind of way) and animalistic with a touch of D&S. Anyway, the thing is… Oral is fantastic he eats it better than anyone ever has and I love making love to his cock with my mouth. My problem is, that I suck at incorporating my hands. Never been one to give a hand job, and never use them when it comes to giving head.  My guy likes blow jobs, and I must keep him happy… but I suck at it. Any suggestions? HELP! I must keep my man satisfied since he makes it goal of his to do the same for me :)

The easiest way to incorporate your hands into the mix is to stroke his balls as if Sherlock Holms was “thinking” with his fingers on his chin.  As you pull your head up, slide your fingers up the sides of his balls, as your head goes down, move your hand down.  You can “warn” him that you’re going to try something new so he can concentrate on the feeling and not how you look a little spastic trying to coordinate your movements.  You’ll find a rhythm eventually with practice.

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Sexlopedia: The Gooch!

This weeks word is a bit of an anatomy lesson, but hey at least you know what and where it is!

The Gooch:(noun) [gu-ch] Also know as “The Grundle” and more scientifically The Perineum. The area of skin found on a male which can be found between the balls and anus.

Now that you have the definition you can know why this info is useful!  The penis is really longer than you think! Seriously, it is!  It isn’t just that fun part we see on the outside but its also deep inside as well.  The erectile tissue actually goes back towards his anus.  When a man gets hard that whole thing gets hard!  You haven’t noticed, because you didn’t know what to feel for.

This is where it can get fun, the gooch is just as nerve packed as the rest of the shaft; possibly even more so because right behind it is the guy’s prostate.  While giving a blow job what you can do to give a little more stimulation is take your knuckle and rub up against it.  You have more control in that area with a knuckle instead of a finger.  Now be aware not to go too far, some men might perceive it as you going to shove a finger in his bum.  That is another issue in itself- but if he is uncomfortable with you being that close to his asshole then let him know you aren’t interested in getting to the fudge factory and stick to the massage.  Keep giving things a try!

Happy rubbing loves!

<3Barbie

Don’t Forget the Balls

Today we’re going to discuss Balls… the boys, twins, nads, testes, testicles, scrotum, sack, bollocks, yarbles, gonads, nuts, huevos, cajones, the other half to a guy’s collective Junk! …etc.

Not saying “man, you’ve got BALLS if you’re going to do/say <insert crazy thing here>”

nads

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Want to Play Twister?

Earlier this week I proposed a question to my Tweeps and FaceBook friends asking their opinion on what they wanted me to write today.  They chose “Positions & Why They Feel Good,” honestly I almost vetoed the decision.  I mean, what hasn’t been said already? What haven’t you done or discussed with friends?

I’ve no idea, but we came to the conclusion that you people like us and want to hear our opinion on the subject.  Maybe imagine us nakked in your bed.

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