Happy Holidays fellow perverts!
There is a chance that I’m going to blow my xxxmas bonus on the following items :) You might think I’m a toy snob, but I see it more as being a connoisseur, either way I’ve surpassed a simple Arsenal.
As much as I enjoy picking stuff out for myself, you know I have you in mind as well. I put anything I take home through some serious product testing time before I OK it for the masses. Feel free to gift send (c/o Jane Blow) anything to me by the way if you’re feeling generious, I really should spend my bonus on something more constructive and normal. hahaha.
Under my tree, I’d like to see…
Di*ks and blue balls… hahaha
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