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My XXXMas List

Posted by on 12/24/09 at 11:33 am

Happy Holidays fellow perverts!

There is a chance that I’m going to blow my xxxmas bonus on the following items :)  You might think I’m a toy snob, but I see it more as being a connoisseur, either way I’ve surpassed a simple Arsenal.

As much as I enjoy picking stuff out for myself, you know I have you in mind as well.  I put anything I take home through some serious product testing time before I OK it for the masses.  Feel free to gift send (c/o Jane Blow) anything to me by the way if you’re feeling generious, I really should spend my bonus on something more constructive and normal. hahaha.

Under my tree, I’d like to see…

xxxmastreeDi*ks and blue balls… hahaha

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Leeloo Would Be Proud of Lelo

Posted by on 11/19/09 at 12:37 pm

I’m tired of replacing batteries, charging batteries, worrying if the batteries are going to explode…and the dreaded “I’m about to cum but fear my batteries are dieing” feeling. I’d spend the extra $20 for a rechargeable toy.

Know what else?  I’m tired of toys I pay for breaking after a few uses and they don’t come with a warranty.  I’d spend the extra $20 for a better quality toy.

Quite frankly, I know what a cock feels like.  All of these “realistic” “cyberskin” toys are nice, but I want something different.

If I am, I know you are too.

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