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Sexlopedia: A Date With Bob

Posted by on 8/10/10 at 9:32 am

I’ve been throwing this term around for a while now, and I’m surprised when people don’t know it.  Especially when those people are avid masturbaters and toy buyers.

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A “BOB” is a vibrator, if you refer to it as a “battery operated boyfriend”.  Going on a date with BOB can imply a few things.  Could be their current BF isn’t cutting it, they just got a new toy and set time aside specifically for masturbation or they are too shy or witty to just say “I’m going to masturbate now, see ya!”.

So, there ya have it.  I’m off to masturbate now, see ya!

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Leeloo Would Be Proud of Lelo

Posted by on 11/19/09 at 12:37 pm

I’m tired of replacing batteries, charging batteries, worrying if the batteries are going to explode…and the dreaded “I’m about to cum but fear my batteries are dieing” feeling. I’d spend the extra $20 for a rechargeable toy.

Know what else?  I’m tired of toys I pay for breaking after a few uses and they don’t come with a warranty.  I’d spend the extra $20 for a better quality toy.

Quite frankly, I know what a cock feels like.  All of these “realistic” “cyberskin” toys are nice, but I want something different.

If I am, I know you are too.

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