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Jane Says: Do It BETWEEN The Cheeks

I’ve listened to many “can’t find the hole” and “OMG wrong hole” woes… but if you try missing the mark on purpose as a tease – it is MAJORLY sexy.  The teasing sensations and the visual of slipping a dick between breasts or ass cheeks is … amazing.

Our skin is our biggest organ, and if you take care of your biggest sex organ – it will be soft, supple and sexy.  We spend so much money and time on our bodies and some of you out there are just going straight to fucking.  NOT GOOD!  I want you to give “titty fucking” or “cheek fucking” a try.

It isn’t fair to spend all that money on THE PERFECT bra to make your tits look THAT GOOD, and not let someone have the satisfaction of slipping between some of the softest skin on your body.

Before I get the “ugh, you saw that in a cheesy porn, I hate that shit” police on me… I want you to take it OUT of that context.  Take away the hair, make-up, boob jobs and Viagra hard-ons.  Take away the weird positions, the fake orgasms, and any thing else you hate about porno.  Porn gives sex a bad name; it always lies.

You’re left with lust, and in the moment skin connecting and the teasing really hot spots on your body that don’t normally get tons of attention.  Like other spots Barbie xHardcore has mentioned before, BETWEEN areas are seldom celebrated as they should be.

Great, so now you have the idea in your mind… that sexy visual of your hard dick sliding between someone’s soft soft tits possibly having their tongue meet you on your every stroke.  A classic position for titty fucking; being able to watch is fanfuckingtastic.  Or your partner on their knees doggy style waiting for you to slide deep into them… but you are teasing them by mercilessly sliding between their ass cheeks instead.  For those of you who “pull out and pray” and enjoy a sexy “money shot” – this is a fun alternative from getting stroked off.

The trick to this is giving your partner ALMOST what they want.

My only tips are:

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Easy Curves Vs. The Shake Weight

Only once in a lifetime does an infomercial come along that is so sexually suggestive that you actually get a touch turned on.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE!!!

Now there are TWO sexually suggestive infomercials out, and it’s up to you to decide which is better!

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