When I opened the Cal Exotics mystery toy package they sent me this time, I crossed my fingers for something cool. I know about their Jopen line, the Couture line, and a few other toys they’ve come out with this year.
Upon opening the package I cursed under my breath a little. It was a wireless remote control bullet named Bliss.
To be honest with you, they always suck. ALWAYS. I’ve been impressed once, but even that panty pal had its disappointments; my poor Club Vibe it is so close to being awesome but I digress.
Step 1: Read the package
Satin finish (ABS plastic with PU Cote, nylon retrieval cord), 7 functions, charging base, designed for power, unscented, waterproof 16.5 ft range, active LED light, purple… wait… charging base? Did they do away with batteries altogether?
Nope, the remote still takes that annoying 12v battery (included). Ok, so they get points for doing away with the cell batteries, but points away for the nylon cord.
Side Note: I feel Cal Exotics has their place in the sex toy game… they’re available to the average Dick & Jane in price, and usually quality if you’re a beginner testing the waters. Do they go medical, platinum grade silicone like we toy snobs and educators prefer? No. BUT they do use ABS plastic (like with this Couture Bliss Wireless Egg), and the newer toys are made of better materials, plus they’re moving towards rechargeable. I applaud them as a company for starting to get away from that stinky jelly disgusting material that cheapy toys are made of.
Little steps, right?
Step 2: Test what I can at work;
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Faceted sensualist, sex positive educator & toy connoisseur, specializing in workshops, outreach & deviant behavior.