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Review: Rhythm O Triple Kiss

Ok folks, it is time I try to vlog.  This is my first one, it was a little frustrating, I learned a lot, and from here on in – they will get better.

Here is the Rhythm O Triple Kiss in the package.

As you can see Cal Exotics sent me this “rabbit style” vibrator.  I’m not a huge fan of rabbits, and after handeling as many as I have, I can tell by just looking at it, I would not be in love with it.  Therefor I didn’t use it, and made a video of what I liked about the toy and didn’t.

Yes, I’m judging a book by its cover, and not to be a “snob” about what goes in my cooch, but I’ve been masturbating for a really long time and I didn’t want to “waste” this toy by using it myself knowing I wouldn’t < 3 it.  THAT DOESN’T MEAN YOU WONT LOVE IT. If you like what I say about the toy – go get it.  If not, pass it by. If you are a rabbit fan, this is a cool one to get because it is different than a traditional rabbit in it’s movements.  If you’ve never had a rabbit, this is also a cool toy because of the materials and versatility; especially if you enjoy deep penetration.

The packaging is clear with the description of the Rhythm O on it; which is helpful to customers because they can see what they are getting without any cardboard blocking their view and making it mysterious.

The Rhythm O is made out of TPE which is short for Thermoplastic Elastomer.  This is a polymer blend, textures can range between a solid silicone feel to a squishy jelly feel.  TPE is less porus than cyberskin but more porus than silicone.  It is still a high quality material, hypoallergenic and phthalate free… which means no solvents, no latex or softeners are in this toy.  So if you have sensitive skin, or highly allergic to the world – you can feel safe in giving this toy a try.

Facts:

  • Made of TPE
  • 4 AAA batteries
  • Over 21 Amazing patterns to create
  • 90 Pleasure Beads
  • Hot button for random function selection
  • Waterproof
  • Easy On & Off button

To clean it use an antibacterial toy spray or a soft soap like Dial and warm water.  Water based lubes are used with this toy, nothing else.

To see the product out of the package & see what it could do….

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Dear Jane: I Used to Finish Before Her, Now I Get Numb!

Dear Jane,

I used to be concerned with cumming too soon.  Now it seems the tables have turned.  I focus on pleasing my lady and only think about cumming after she’s satisfied.  By that time, my dick is almost completely numb.  How can I find a healthy balance?

As a woman, I can say that seems like the best table in the restaurant.  But not entirely fair to you;  good thing I have a three special suggestions on my menu today.

A.

Is she slacking on you a little since she is so spoiled now? If so, turn the table on her a bit and ask for a blow job before you go down on her, and have sex.  It’ll ease your mind about cumming too soon, you’ll be pleased from the beginning, and you’ll both be able to enjoy sex its orgasms.

B.

You can get something for yourself that will encourage your brain to remember about your own needs.  I suggest a shiny 2″ metal cock ring. Yep.  You can get one online, or in your local adult shop – if they don’t have them, they can order it for you.

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My XXXMas List

Happy Holidays fellow perverts!

There is a chance that I’m going to blow my xxxmas bonus on the following items :)  You might think I’m a toy snob, but I see it more as being a connoisseur, either way I’ve surpassed a simple Arsenal.

As much as I enjoy picking stuff out for myself, you know I have you in mind as well.  I put anything I take home through some serious product testing time before I OK it for the masses.  Feel free to gift send (c/o Jane Blow) anything to me by the way if you’re feeling generious, I really should spend my bonus on something more constructive and normal. hahaha.

Under my tree, I’d like to see…

xxxmastreeDi*ks and blue balls… hahaha

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