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Review: Clitoral Hummer

Remember that time I told you that you should give the unsung heroins, the underdogs of the nightstand a chance when I reviewed the Classix Anal T? Okgood, my mind wasn’t blown, but my new Waterproof Clitoral Hummer has replaced my Anal T in a few ways.

I set up my masturbation station, picked out a good movie, and on my tray was a Delight, the Hummer, a repeat offender SaSi and of course my Hitachi just in case nothing worked for me.

That same set up has been happening for over a week now, and I’ve had a SaSi and my Hitachi for a while now.  Funny thing is, I have a hard time moving past the Hummer.  I’ll get off a few times with it, and move onto something else for a half hearted try.  The same set up happens because the other toys aren’t getting a fair chance.  After a few days of this, I had to put it away and not take it out with the others.  This review was supposed to be about the Delight but if you haven’t noticed, this review is also late and NOT about the Delight.  oops?

Delight is a cool toy, don’t get me wrong, but I just haven’t cared.  My clit has been quite content with its new Hummer.  To make things clear, it has hung on my shelf for a while at the shop, I’ve read other reviews, I’ve seen all the hub-bub about it and it’s variants… but I just never bothered to give it a try.  Despite all the toys I have at home, I had an itch to pick out something new one day, and I took home the Hummer.  I still have no real idea why.  I wasn’t curious, the color didn’t get me (mine is white), the packegaing is hideous… anyway… I’m glad I took it home.

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Leeloo Would Be Proud of Lelo

I’m tired of replacing batteries, charging batteries, worrying if the batteries are going to explode…and the dreaded “I’m about to cum but fear my batteries are dieing” feeling. I’d spend the extra $20 for a rechargeable toy.

Know what else?  I’m tired of toys I pay for breaking after a few uses and they don’t come with a warranty.  I’d spend the extra $20 for a better quality toy.

Quite frankly, I know what a cock feels like.  All of these “realistic” “cyberskin” toys are nice, but I want something different.

If I am, I know you are too.

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