A recommended, innocuous white jar sits on my computer desk, its definition similar to that of an under-eye wrinkle creme. A green label wraps around the front, Cleopatra’s Secret Creme, in simple gold cursive. I twist open the lid and the contents are a a soft green dense lotion that when is raised to my nose and inhaled, reminds me of speaking intimately to someone with a mouth compacted of menthol cough suppressants.
I flip around the jar for instructions, finding only one sentence proclaiming one will “experience waves of pleasure and delight when lovingly applied to the clitoris.” No warnings, no other directions, just certainty that this product will be enjoyed.
Facts:
- Ingredients: Sunflower Oil, Glycerol Monosterate, Stearic Acid, Sorbitol, Cetyl Alcohol, Sodium Bensoate, Potassium Sorbate, Propylparaben, FD&C Colors, Flavors.
- L-Arginine free / Petro-chemicals free
- Edible
- Made by Classic Erotica
Fun:
I rub a generous amount on…
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