Posted by BarbiexHardcore on 6/16/10 at 11:13 am
Dear Jane,
I used to be concerned with cumming too soon. Now it seems the tables have turned. I focus on pleasing my lady and only think about cumming after she’s satisfied. By that time, my dick is almost completely numb. How can I find a healthy balance?
As a woman, I can say that seems like the best table in the restaurant. But not entirely fair to you; good thing I have a three special suggestions on my menu today.
A.
Is she slacking on you a little since she is so spoiled now? If so, turn the table on her a bit and ask for a blow job before you go down on her, and have sex. It’ll ease your mind about cumming too soon, you’ll be pleased from the beginning, and you’ll both be able to enjoy sex its orgasms.
B.
You can get something for yourself that will encourage your brain to remember about your own needs. I suggest a shiny 2″ metal cock ring. Yep. You can get one online, or in your local adult shop – if they don’t have them, they can order it for you.
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Posted by JaneBlow on 11/19/09 at 12:37 pm
I’m tired of replacing batteries, charging batteries, worrying if the batteries are going to explode…and the dreaded “I’m about to cum but fear my batteries are dieing” feeling. I’d spend the extra $20 for a rechargeable toy.
Know what else? I’m tired of toys I pay for breaking after a few uses and they don’t come with a warranty. I’d spend the extra $20 for a better quality toy.
Quite frankly, I know what a cock feels like. All of these “realistic” “cyberskin” toys are nice, but I want something different.
If I am, I know you are too.
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Posted by JaneBlow on 8/20/09 at 12:30 pm
Did you know that on average a male orgasm lasts for 7 seconds?
A woman’s orgasm lasts about triple that on average, 24 seconds to be a little bit more precise.
Sort of adds insult to injury if it happens to have been a while, and you don’t last so long with the girl you notch your bedpost with one night. Or you go for hours, she gets off 100x, the bed is soaked and *pop* just like that, you’re done. Its like you actually licked a Blow Pop to get to the bubble gum center and there is only a speck of gum.
That sucks.
There is so much pressure on you guys (pun intended) to preform, and know how to please a girl. Some women even expect you to be mind readers and just KNOW their hot spots without any clues from them. Well, fuck that. This post isn’t about them, it is about you. If women have a 6 barrel mini gun (like the one in terminator) and you have a Glock 9mm (like cops use) , you’re going to find out how to upgrade to a Desert Eagle .50 Caliber (like the NON replica used in the movie Snatch).
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