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Posted on Jun 18, 2010 by — Jane Says, Workshops — 1 comment

Jane Says: Don’t Be Scared of Foreskin

The foreskin is the uncircumcised skin on a man’s penis.  It is like a sleeve that covers the head of the penis.  Every man was born with foreskin.  Most countries do not perform circumcisions, which makes Americans the MINORITY in the “nip the tip” game.

During circumcisions most of the (nsfw) Frenulum is removed, this making the penis less sensitive.  Furthermore, circumcisions expose the penis and make it far less sensitive altogether.  The circumcised penis spends its day rubbing against boxers, zippers, jeans, and other materials.

While the penis with foreskin is protected from the world!

Don’t think that in your bedroom hopping roulette game, you wont one day come into contact with foreskin.  It’s out there and I’m telling you to not be scared of it!

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Posted on May 25, 2010 by — BarbiexHardcore Says — 1 comment

Barbie Says: Don’t Second Guess

Nothing kills me more than someone who get indecisive during sex!!

Welcome back!!! This is part 4 of the 26 A-Z series, or the cheat sheet to giving a good screwing. We’ve been jumping around a bit from anal, to blow jobs, to counting orgasms and now we’re on some serious Decision making.

Women will tell you there is something oh so sexy about confidence, well its true whether it’s in just flirting or in the sack. There can be nothing more annoying and unattractive than someone stopping to think about the whether they should move left or move right. It’s kind of ridiculous to watch someone banging away at you and then notice them putting on a “thinking face”; Eyes up in the corner, pushing down the eyebrows and just about ready to stick that tongue out.

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Posted on Apr 23, 2010 by — FLASH, Health & Statistics, Jane Says — 3 comments

Jane Says: America Refuses to Look in the Mirror

I don’t know if you Dancing with the Stars fans are aware of -the chopped to shit and then cut altogether- advertisement that was for Lane Bryant’s plus size lingerie that was supposed to air the other night… but believe it or not, it happened.

Yep, ABC reportedly wouldn’t show it because there was too much “cleavage”.  CLEAVAGE.  The same station that puts out the shows Desperate Housewives, Grey’s Anatomy, Wife Swap and runs Victora Secret’s, McDonalds, the latest “get thin” pill advertisements is saying “too much” cleavage.

So it is ok to pump us images of Big Macs and Eva Langoria in her panties but a plus size model is just TOO MUCH for America… the fattest nation in the world.

I am sick and tired of these waif models in Cosmo or Vogue magazine telling (showing) me what the ONLY model of beauty is. On the other side of the coin I’m not sticking up for Fat America either.  I applaud companies who use real looking people for their commercials at least they are trying to keep it real.  I also applaud better living advocates like Jamie Oliver (coincidentally another show on the ABC network).

Airing a Victora’s Secret commercial back to back with our youth stuffing their faces with a McDonalds.

Airing Dove commercials with all body shapes and ethnics and then showing Axe commercials with the “thin, hipster, emo, club girl” body image (both made by the same company!)

IS SENDING MIXED MESSAGES !!

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Posted on Apr 23, 2010 by — How To — Comments Off

How To: Set The Mood For Women

Movies show lit candles, rose petals and slow music, there is some truth here but it wont work for everyone. If you want to set the mood for some good loving and I am here to explain how.

I am aware the Friday is usually a fun fact and a Jane Says, but not a lot of people ask me questions on my formspring. In fact the last question I received was “how do you eat a reese’s peanut butter cup?”  Not exactly something that is important enough (or erotic enough) to share, so lucky for you I realized that men pretty much suck at setting a mood.  I understand that you can only think with one head at a time and all you need is a low cut shirt to get you going, but women tend to be more complex.

The one thing you truly need to understand about women is that we need to be mentally stimulated first before you can do anything else.  Setting the mood isn’t always necessarily the atmosphere or the room, it starts with the attitude.  The first tip on setting the mood is to prove you’re sexually confident by telling (sending your girl texts etc) telling her exactly what you’d like to do to her. Paint her a picture with your words because women start to make a nice mental image of those pictures and then before we know it we’re wet for you!

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