Dear Jane, <– I answer most of the questions in my underwear… if this helps you get over the embarrassment of asking me something. If not, asking me is totally anonymous, I have no clue who you are.
Hey I got a question , When i have sex i cum with in a minute . but i can stay hard after .. Is this a turn off for girls . Am i better off asking for a blow job and telling her to make me cum so i can last longer durning sex ? also is there something wrong with me or is it normal to cum fast?
I’m going to make a crack at bad parenting for a second, or ya know what? This could also be because you haven’t asked any guy friends. It was covered in There’s Something About Mary. But never mind that.
Ever hear the expression “Never go out with a loaded gun”?
No?
It mean’s masturbate before you go out to meet someone.
If it makes you feel better to have her not know about the first hurdle you have to jump so you can last longer in bed, then rub one out before you get to her. Everyone’s body is different, and you’re certainly not the only guy out there who after he gets that first pop out of the way, he can last for days. You’re normal, it is a mind over matter issue.
Dear Jane <– Ask me a question, it’s totally anonymous.
So… A recently acquired friend of mine was telling me about this guy he knows (they’re in their 20′s for the record). His friend, although college educated, didn’t quite get the mechanics of how the body breaks down the foods we eat and they had a conversation that went a little something like this:
Guy: Yo bro, I’m going to drink so much milk today, this girl better watch out later! She’s going to need goggles!!
Friend: Wait, what? Do you really think when you drink milk, it turns directly into cum?
Guy: uh…
Friend: Just because they’re both whiteish, doesn’t mean your cum is milk… HAHAHAHAHAHA
Guy: :(
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If I was there, I would have told the guy if he wanted a bigger “pop shot”… to try this instead
Semen, ejaculate, or come by any other name is all the same… just another bodily fluid.
If it is relatively safe to drink urine, lick your own blood if you get a little cut, eat boogers as a kid, lick pussy, swallow come, and kiss away tears… it is safe to come in a person’s ass. As long as you are also taking proper STD precautions.
Just remember, what goes in, comes out … and not everyone likes to deal with it (especially if you choose not to wear a condom). Warn your partner first at least, or have fun talking about it.
Have the baby-wipes handy, and if it [anal] hurts you’re doing it wrong!
Just in time too, check out the post I wrote about C-U-M on tumblr!
It is categorized as slang in my mind, and to snub me (or anyone like me) for using it occasionally, is plain stupid. I’m well spoken and educated, and didn’t give the Cunt reclaimers any slack.
Hey Jane? I’m anon so my friends don’t see but… How can you sorta.. Get to like the taste of come? I mean… It’s not /foul/ it’s just really not the best. And I know my boyfriend really wants me to take it but I don’t wanna throw up. Help?
Funky Spunk aside, you’re right, it isn’t THAT bad. Warm, salty, kind of goopy, almost snot like, sticky too (turns into glue when wet). I know these aren’t the best synonyms bu they’re true.
I was one of those people who liked “cum” (slang for “come” or ejaculate) from the start. I’ve only run into funky spunk once and my remedy was to let him bust on my chest, it wasn’t long lived anyway (not bec of the funky spunk).
My first guy was a dribbler, meaning, it didn’t “shoot out” like I saw in porno. I thought it was weird, but was very thankful that it didn’t! It takes away all of the anxiety of getting it in my eyes, hair, or up my nose… it also allowed me to take what I wanted in my mouth without fear of being choked.
For you, and others like you who aren’t a fan, but don’t mind going to the games…
I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but people get these two confused fairly often. Sure, they both deal with large amounts of male ejaculate… but the terms are different and shouldn’t be used interchangeably.
Is it possible for the amount of semen a man releases during ejaculation could vary according to how turned on he is? This is something I’ve noticed about myself.
First, some quick definitions. Semen is the over all fluid that exits from your body. For any given adult male out there, the sum of this fluid after it exits your body is 2 tablespoons, give or take a spurt. Sperm is contained in semen. Ejaculation is the act of the fluid exiting from your body.
There are a few factors that go into the amount of semen you see:
Diet – if it is lacking in proper nutrients, so will your semen.
Work Out – same as above.
Overall Heath – ditto.
Body temperature- more so affects sperm count and production, not amount of semen.
When you’ve had sex/masturbated last.
Ah, #5. It is true if you masturbate frequently, you will have less semen at every daily stroke. If you go a day or two without sex/masturbation it will increase your load. Wait any longer than the two days and your body will reabsorb the stored reserve of fluids and proteins and continue on with production.
So no, technically speaking, you do not ejaculate more when you are turned on. Though, even with all this scientific proof I can’t help but wonder with you. When you are turned on you tend to preform better, are eager to please your partner, will do aaaanything to get in their pants etc. Are we confuing the need to spread your seed, with the amount of seed you produce? Is it all in our heads? Is it possible that a very turned on guy (ie. guy in heat needing to impregnate as many women as possible) can ejaculate more – in a very mind over matter situation?
When I was younger, my parents were persistent about getting me to eat steak. For some reason, I couldn’t bring myself to let that slab of juicy, wet, medium rare cow slip down my throat. Oddly enough, I would suck on that piece of meat until it was bone dry… and then, as I started to gag on the rubbery substance, I would spit it back onto my plate.
Cum, like steak is an acquired taste. Some women dig it, and some are more comfortable getting their source of protein elsewhere.
The Sexlopedia will go anywhere from “oh hey thats cool!” to “THATS GROSS” and with a touch of “THATS WHAT ITS CALLED?!” Today we venture into a lesser known sex term that some people might want to forget. This week I welcome you to the wonderful world of FELCHING!
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