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Decide the Fate of a Man’s Body Hair (plus waxing aftercare advice)!

Ho-ly Shit.

Alright, I know I already did my “hey, check out my cooky network” post this week, but, I just can’t pass this one up.

Carlo, a friend, mentor and “boss” of mine at DogAndPonyShowWebsite.com (or Daps.tv for the cool kids), has decided to do a free waxing from the best voted salon in NYC, Dyanna Body and Nail Salon & Spa. Check out the place yourself, but first make a decision for Carlo, he wants your input.

I suggested a big D on his chest for DAPS but that wasn’t an option : (

HERE -> AVERAGE DAPS READER GETS TO DECIDE HOW CARLO GETS WAXED <- VOTE OFFICIALLY

Your choices are: Back/Chest, Back with Shoulders, Stomach, Buttock, Brazilian Bikini, Regular Bikini, Full Leg, and Full Arm.

Alright Carlo, the few hours before your waxing, take a hot hot shower and rub a body scrub all over your body.  This will rub off dead skin, make your skin soft [ha, insert showerbation with soap joke here, haha] and soften the hair a little so it is easier to yank out of your body.

Keep up with the body scrub routine at least once a week as well, it’ll help prevent in grown hair from developing.  Don’t forget to moisturize with a good lotion to keep your biggest organ supple as well [if his finance is reading this, I'm talking about his skin].  You’re lucky boss that I made a post about home made skin care, so forget “borrowing” your fiance’s froofy body care products!

Oh, and don’t forget to breathe during the waxing, it’ll help you relax believe it or not.  G’luck, you are officially more woman than I!  Waxing -shivers-  eeesh, what WONT you do for a little attention.

haha j/k

Have You Seen Kidd Future?

If you don’t know already, I’m in the uber awesome DAPS Media Group.  We support other uber awesome people like The Bachelor Bible your guide to being a real man, and of course Kidd Future the very best in pop-culture, music, technology, art and fashion.

Do you want to see an IPad Orchestra?  The latest from Kanye? Matt & Kim’s new album? Or want to see what Nike is releasing brand new?  Head over to Kidd Future’s site.  As the movie Empire Records says, he has “Chicks, Kicks, the Full 9 Yards” !!!

Eh? Eh? I thought SO.

There are others as well, check out the network bar at the bottom of your screen – take a peek at The One Gaming Nation, (aka T1GN) an everything you need, video game, cheat/achievement heaven.  Nerd Pundit a geekgasm of discussions, Emilio Sparks the Charlie Rose of Hip Hop of course FLAM.  Last but not least, Rich Russ0 is a music guru and local scene supporter.

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Have You Seen The One Gaming Nation?

If you don’t know already, I’m in the uber awesome DAPS Media Group.  We support other uber awesome people like The Bachelor Bible your guide to being a real man, and  The One Gaming Nation, (aka T1GN) an everything you need, video game, cheat/achievement heaven.

MoonDoggie82 (who is on twitter), your fearless gaming leader says this about himself:  ”Creator of The One Gaming Nation (T1GN), I love to play video games and can be labeled as an Achievement Whore. You will almost always find me on XBL.”

Tricks for Modern Warfare? Got it.  Metro 2033? Got it.  Naughty Bear Reviews, Yea – Got that too.  He’ll even discuss Rock Band and Fable 3.  If you want a cheat, an achievement, something to hold over your friend’s heads and a good gamer website to check in on…  T1GN.com is the place to go.  They are cool guys to chat with too, and will do a random FMK if asked nicely!

Just like I have Spotlights, and Emilio has Pipe City, T1GN has Gaming Goddesses – Oh, Hai Olivia Munn.

Eh? Eh? I thought SO.

There are others as well, check out the network bar at the bottom of your screen – take a peek at Kidd Future the very best in pop-culture, music, technology, art and fashion.  Nerd Pundit a geekgasm of discussions, Emilio Sparks the Charlie Rose of Hip Hop of course FLAM.  Last but not least, Rich Russ0 is a music guru and local scene supporter.

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Have You Seen Flam?

If you don’t know already, I’m in the uber awesome DAPS Media Group.  We support other uber awesome people like The Bachelor Bible your guide to being a real man, Nerd Pundit a geekgasm of discussions, Emilio Sparks the Charlie Rose of Hip Hop of course FLAM.

When anyone in the DAPS team meets up with an amazing individual, we keep them locked in the basement so no one else can have them (er, I mean, we hold onto them and nurture them) – other times they take off on their own because they’re awesome.  FLAM is one of those awesome people; he works for MTV, writes for DAPS and Emilio Sparks, takes pictures with Hot Chicks, lives in Pipe City, will tell you what FAILS in fashion and … word on the street has it he wears magnums BONG BONG!

Flam and the Hot Chick, Halima.

If you’re a Hot Chick and want to expand your portfolio, contact Flam; you wont be disappointed.

There are others as well, check out the network bar at the bottom of your screen – take a peek at Kidd Future the very best in pop-culture, music, technology, art and fashion.  The One Gaming Nation, or T1GN is an everything you need, video game, cheat/achievement heaven. Last but not least, Rich Russ0 is a music guru and local scene supporter.

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Have You Seen Emilio Sparks?

If you don’t know already, I’m in the uber awesome DAPS Media Group.  We support other uber awesome people like The Bachelor Bible, Nerd Pundit a geekgasm of discussions, and Emilio Sparks (the Charlie Rose of Hip Hop) of course.

If I am here to help you with the latest news in the sex industry, sex toys and healthy fun sex tips – he is here with his eye opening podcasts, music celebrity interviews and the latest in fashion.  Recently he represented Staten Island in a huge way.  Check out the video right h e r e.

As part of the lead up to the World Basketball Festival, Nike Sportswear is connecting the Five Boroughs of New York City in a celebration of hoops, culture, and its iconic Air Force 1 sneaker. Nike Sportswear has chosen five ambassadors from each of the five boroughs to participate in 1LOVE, a program that includes a online documentary series, a basketball tournament, and a Manhattan block party takeover.

Episode 5 features Emilio Sparks of Staten Island: host of the longest radio running show on WSIA in New York, The Emilio Sparks Experience, and known to some by his nickname, the “Charlie Rose of Hip Hop”.

Along with all the redeeming things Emilio does for the community, sometimes his Scumbino-ness gets the best of him (in the best ways possible).  I am referring of to Pipe City, a land he built, populated by some of the hottest women I’ve ever seen.  Follow his adventures on his website, add him to your twitter stream and enjoy the ride.

Here is the lovely Mirella Grisales.

eh? …eh? ;)

There are others as well, check out the network bar at the bottom of your screen – take a peek at Kidd Future the very best in pop-culture, music, technology, art and fashion.  The One Gaming Nation, or T1GN is an everything you need, video game, cheat/achievement heaven. Last but not least, Rich Russ0 is a music guru and local scene supporter.

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Have You Seen the Bachelor Bible?

If you don’t know already, I’m in the uber awesome DAPS Media Group.  We support other uber awesome people like Emilio Sparks the Charlie Rose of Hip Hop, Nerd Pundit a geekgasm of discussions,  and of course The Bachelor Bible.

If I am the “We” channel, then they are kinda like “Spike” channel.  They’ve got tips on how to pick out a GREAT beer to impress the ladies (and your friends), some sex tips, and bitches in bikinis.  They’ve got a bunch more stuff going on there to help you be a better bachelor, but I don’t want to give it ALL away… so go look!!

Here is my obligotory teaser pic of Megan Ewing

… just ONE of their bitches in bikinis.

eh? …eh? ;)

There are others as well, check out the network bar at the bottom of your screen – take a peek at Kidd Future the very best in pop-culture, music, technology, art and fashion.  The One Gaming Nation, or T1GN is an everything you need, video game, cheat/achievement heaven. Last but not least, Rich Russ0 is a music guru and local scene supporter.

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FLASH! World’s Oldest Sex Toy Found

I knew Betty White hosting SNL was going to bring out all sorts of odd sex news! (jk, much love to her!)

Scientists believe they have found the world’s oldest sex toy after piecing together more than a dozen fragments to create a 30,000 year old ice age penis.

Putting together an ancient jigsaw puzzle, and it’s a dick – sounds like something DAPS.TV would do. haha

A spokesman for the University of Tubingen where the prehistoric tool is being studied added that when it was not being used as a sex aid – the prehistoric penis was used to light fires.

Did they find ancient vaginal DNA on it?  Maybe it was a male bonding right of passage anal toy! PS, haha, they said “Tool”.

The eight-inch stone penis has marks where it was clearly used for striking against flints – and scientists say the size and shape and polished appearance leave little doubt as to the other use of the sex toy.

Uh, maybe because the MOST IMPORTANT THING TO SURVIVAL (besides food) was FIRE; the early people held onto it, used it often; thus the oils on their hands kept it smooth.  Plus, for long time now dicks have been honored in fertility shrines in other cultures.  Is it so difficult to believe that MAYBE this wasn’t a sex toy? Perverts.

The find which has been dated to be at least 28,000 years old and found in a cave near Ulm in Germany was made from siltstone and was apparently discarded after being broken.

I cry when my batteries burn out, I can only imagine how these ladies felt when their dildo’s broke!!

As well as the distinctive form the penis also has carved rings around one polished end leaving little doubt as to its nature.

Perverts, totally seeing what you want to see. jk – This is totally a sex toy!!

The different parts were found in a cave complex associated with the activities of modern humans and not their pre-historic “cousins”, the Neanderthals.

Duh, they saw how toy companies are making a killing with high end stone, wood, metal and glass toys – they want a piece of the pie.

The penis is particularly rare because examples of masculinity from the time are rare although female inspired art with exaggerated sexual characteristics such as large breasts are relatively common.

Art? Its call porno.  Get with it!

Source: Fox News (There’s another shocker)

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