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WingMan vs. WingWoman

Posted by on 6/17/11 at 2:45 pm

Which would you pick?

Since lately I’ve had the luxury of siting around and lounging at home, not only have I been able to build up a killer tan, but I’ve also had the opportunity to watch completely useless television.

In the mornings (if I am up) I try to catch Live with Regis and Kelly on ABC, but lets face it, why would I be up that early?

However I have been getting up in time for the Rachel Ray Show (don’d judge me, I have a love hate relationship with that woman).

Anyway, more to the point… this show featured a company called WingWomen.com

As a man, you are inclined to grab a few of your guy friends as “WingMen” when you go out looking for women. Ever consider that you might have better success with a “WingWoman” ?

Its pretty simple logic, women tend trust other women more easily and quickly than they would a pack of men. If a group of guys approaches a woman, she feels more like prey than like an object of interest and will immediately put up a wall. Whereas when a woman approaches a woman and suggests she meet her attractive/funny/smart guy friend, we are far more open to the idea!

Personally, I think this is genius! Finally a service that provides them. (I’ve been a wingwoman to my guy friends for years – maybe I should start charging?).

~xoxo~

 

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Nikki CoXXX Says: Stop Acting Like A Crabby Ass, And Get Laid Already!

Posted by on 5/17/10 at 11:45 am

It isn’t easy being a woman. Everyday it’s the same routine. Wake up early, work out, shower, shave, brush my teeth, do my hair, toss my whole closet on the floor until I find an outfit that doesn’t make me look “fat…” but once a month, mother nature throws me a curve ball. On top of all of this, my uterus turns the faucet on and I have to deal with The Nile River pouring out of my vagina for seven days. (For a split second of every month, I fantasize about having a dick so I don’t have to deal with this).

The controversial question that rarely leaves any woman’s lips is, “Can I have sex while I’m on my period?” Let’s discuss.

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Nikki CoXXX Says: Emotional Affairs… They might not give you dieases, but they will sure as hell send you crawling to a therapist.

Posted by on 5/10/10 at 4:02 pm

No one will ever send you the memo about a relationship being a full time job. When you first meet someone that you don’t have the urge to strangle within five minutes into a conversation, you consider them to be the coffee bitch intern. As time progresses, and things get more serious, a promotion is expected. Before you know it, it’s been 2 and a half years, and you’ve become… “that couple.” The couple that is emotionally disconnected, and on the verge of flat-lining.

My phone vibrates and wakes me. It’s 2:15 in the morning. I laid there for a few seconds, restless and aggravated. I just hung up on my drunk boyfriend who was slurring his way through an argument. I grabbed my phone, ready for round two of this screaming match. But there was no screaming. There was no drunk boyfriend. It was Greg, my “substitute boyfriend.”

I was never a fan of cheating. But, when the guy you are having an emotional affair with calls you in the middle of the night, drunk, promising you that if you pick him up from the ferry he will, “return the favor”… it’s hard to just hang up the phone with the hopes that you will wake up from this horrible nightmare.

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Nikki CoXXX Says: Friends Don’t Let Friends Date Assholes… (So Why Did You Let Me Date You)?

Posted by on 4/26/10 at 10:56 am

It’s more painful than a Brazilian wax. More traumatizing than sitting through, The Miracle of Life, countless times during your high school years. And yes, more heartbreaking than watching Leonardo DiCaprio die at the end of Titanic. I am talking about chasing after the same asshole… more than once.

It’s safe to say that women like to go after men that are unattainable. For some reason, we like the challenge of trying to fix something that is beyond repair. We think that our stellar personalities (and our ability to give awesome blowjobs) will convince a man that there is in fact, NO ONE more amazing than ourselves. Well, sorry to burst your bubble, but some men are stupid, and they never figure this out until you are married with kids and are unattainable to them.

I met Greg when I was 18 years old, and after a friendship that consisted of five years of pent up sexual tension, we crossed a barrier that, at least in my eyes, is a one way street. “The Fiends Who Try To Be More Than Friends, Without Fucking Up A Friendship.”

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Nikki CoXXX Says: Marriage, The Walk of Death?

Posted by on 4/12/10 at 11:17 am

Dear MTV,

Instead of spending big money producing television shows like, “16 and Pregnant ,” someone should have pitched the idea revolving around young couples who get married way too young because they have their heads too far up their asses. Oh wait, you already did that? Engaged and Underage. Sorry, I don’t watch your shitty network anymore. (Well, Ok, maybe I’m hooked on The Jersey Shore, but I won’t be brainwashed past that!)

-Nicole, XOXO

Don’t these two just make you wanna vomit?

(That’s my cousin and his fiance. They are getting married on Saturday… congrats!)

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