Posted by JaneBlow on 10/22/09 at 12:20 pm
Warning: this might be a little longer than usual, but there is just SO MUCH to say about this product and I’d be doing you a disservice if I skimped on anything!!! Also, if you can’t look at pocket pussies at work, this post is NSFW.
If you remember, I promised to help you guys build an arsenal. I mentioned The Fleshlight in that linked post, but I hadn’t had my hands on one till recently! Now I have a whole bunch!
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Posted by JaneBlow on 8/20/09 at 12:30 pm
Did you know that on average a male orgasm lasts for 7 seconds?
A woman’s orgasm lasts about triple that on average, 24 seconds to be a little bit more precise.
Sort of adds insult to injury if it happens to have been a while, and you don’t last so long with the girl you notch your bedpost with one night. Or you go for hours, she gets off 100x, the bed is soaked and *pop* just like that, you’re done. Its like you actually licked a Blow Pop to get to the bubble gum center and there is only a speck of gum.
That sucks.
There is so much pressure on you guys (pun intended) to preform, and know how to please a girl. Some women even expect you to be mind readers and just KNOW their hot spots without any clues from them. Well, fuck that. This post isn’t about them, it is about you. If women have a 6 barrel mini gun (like the one in terminator) and you have a Glock 9mm (like cops use) , you’re going to find out how to upgrade to a Desert Eagle .50 Caliber (like the NON replica used in the movie Snatch).
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