Posted by JaneBlow on 8/24/09 at 2:12 pm
Thanks for all the feedback everyone, by popular demand today’s FMK is going to be BATTLE RED HEADS! I really enjoy getting feedback especially since my inbox gets stuffed with hot hot people to (fantasize about doing threesomes with) put in a new FMK trio for you!
For those not following the game so far …FMK could be torture, but it is all in good fun. It was made famous by Howard Stern and movies like Step Brothers and it is called “FUCK – MARRY- KILL”. Basically, we give you a Trio of People, and out of the three you have to pick one to Fuck, another to Marry, and the other you have to Kill.
Today’s Practice round is: Jessica Rabbit, Petunia, and Phoenix.
I’m glad you were drawn that way!
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Categories: FMK
Tags: Billie Joe Armstrong, Degocast, family guy, FMK, Fuck Marry Kill, Ginger, GreenDay, Hot Gingers, Hot Red Heads, Howard Stern, Iron Man II, Isla Fisher, Jessica Rabbit, Kari Byron, Kate Mara, MythBusters, Pete & Pete, Petunia, Phoenix, Prince, Prince Harry, Robot Chicken, Royalty, Seth Green, Sex Drive, Shooter, Step Brothers, wedding crashers, Xmen
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Posted by JaneBlow on 7/23/09 at 2:44 pm
We always encourage people to ask questions about sex and their relationships with their partners and friends. It helps eliminate Bedroom Dysfunction and misconceptions about sex. Actually, on the grand scheme of things, you should question everything (including authority).
When I was younger I’d ask all of my friends questions about their sexual life because I was curious to see if I was “the only one” who thought certain things … and to collect free porn sites. When I started, all we had was masturbation and being felt up though. I’d call it ‘A Senseless Survey’, and my friends would look forward to them because they were able to find out of they weren’t “the only one” either. I would privately collect the info, and put my friend’s answers in a paragraph and email it back to everyone. No names, no personal info. As I got older I became something of a sexual Dear. Abby. My ‘Senseless Surveys’ gave that same anticipated feeling as hearing the ice cream man from up the block did. I became my friends’ very own Pavlov. My friends told me they called my survey’s “The Ultimate Sex Cheat Sheets” and told me to write a book one day out of all of the info compiled. One day… one day.
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Categories: How To, Jane Says
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