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Posted on Feb 11, 2011 by JaneBlow — Fact — Comments Off

FACT! Doc Johnson Dildos Can Help You Sell Your House

Is there something subconsciously that makes you really, really want this house? This bathroom photo appeared in a reality listing for a Houston-area home. For some reason, it has since been taken down. Perhaps because the house was immediately sold.

HAHAHAHA… I know I can’t hide all of my sex “stuff” anymore. It overtakes my apartment. For example, I Just had a friend over for dinner and in her looking about, she was in arm’s reach of two toys. There’s stuff in the kitchen being cleaned or lined up in boxes to be tried, bathroom has a few items, bedroom houses most of them… but I have a couple on the computer desk in the living room too. I just can’t contain my collection anymore, and forget all the porno I have, plus the signed glossies.

This person just plain forgot about their dildo. From my experiece in the biz, I bet it is a Doc Johnson Realistic 8 inch with suction cup.

Source: My Pervy Friend “Bob” Via Reddit

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Posted on Jun 24, 2010 by JaneBlow — Lubes & Lotions, Reviews — Comments Off

Review: Goodhead (mint)

Goodhead is sold at every xxx store I’ve ever been in, and has been featured at every home toy party I have ever been to (or done myself) with good reason! It can easily be said that it is the number one selling flavored oral sex gel. Doc Johnson is considered one of the founding adult novelty companies and has lasted the test of time, due to standing on the backs of products like this one.

Facts:

Comes in 5 flavors: Mint, Cinnamon, Cherry, Strawberry and Passion Fruit.
Mint has an extra “cooling” effect because of the Menthol ingredient in it.
Cinnamon has an extra “warming” effect.
Ingredients (mint): DI Water, Clycerin, Algin, Acesulfame K, Artifical Flavor, Propylene Glycol, Diazolidinyl Urea, Methylparaben, Propylparaben, FD&C Blue #1, FD&C Yellow #5.
Gently numbs your throat to reduce gag reflex.
Wont break your bank in price, most places sell this product for under $15 for a 4oz tube.
Every 4oz bottle comes with a fun ‘oral sex’ information scroll that includes fun facts about “gobbling”.

I’ve tried the other flavors of Goodhead, and mint is my favorite. The others are fruity and fun, the cinnamon even warms a little, but I like the extra cooling effect I get from using the mint flavor.

It is sort of like that winterfresh mint toothpaste feeling; even though I’m giving head, it smells like I’ve brushed my teeth. I personally have no problem with the way my partner tastes, but if on occasion you get someone with funky spunk Goodhead can help mask that grossness.

When showing people this product, occasionally I’ll meet a person who says it tastes like medicine (usually I get this reaction to cherry) but that person is 1 out of 100, most others feel it tastes like Jell-O.

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Posted on Apr 01, 2010 by JaneBlow — Reviews, Toys — Comments Off

Review: Doc Johnson Pocket Rocket

More specifically Doc Johnson‘s — White Nights Pocket Rocket!

I’ve been experimenting with toys for many years now. Some people “follow” new shoe styles, or purses, hats… me? It was always sex toys. I’ve sold, bought, broken, and maxed out my fair share of them too. My first vibe ever was pocket rocket, no name brand, a total knock off… and it got the job done for about…

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Posted on Nov 19, 2009 by JaneBlow — Reviews, Toys — 3 comments

Leeloo Would Be Proud of Lelo

I’m tired of replacing batteries, charging batteries, worrying if the batteries are going to explode…and the dreaded “I’m about to cum but fear my batteries are dieing” feeling. I’d spend the extra $20 for a rechargeable toy.

Know what else? I’m tired of toys I pay for breaking after a few uses and they don’t come with a warranty. I’d spend the extra $20 for a better quality toy.

Quite frankly, I know what a cock feels like. All of these “realistic” “cyberskin” toys are nice, but I want something different.

If I am, I know you are too.

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Posted on Aug 20, 2009 by JaneBlow — Lubes & Lotions, Potions & Pills, Reviews, Toys — 9 comments

Helping Guys build an Arsenal. (NSFW)

Did you know that on average a male orgasm lasts for 7 seconds?

A woman’s orgasm lasts about triple that on average, 24 seconds to be a little bit more precise.

Sort of adds insult to injury if it happens to have been a while, and you don’t last so long with the girl you notch your bedpost with one night. Or you go for hours, she gets off 100x, the bed is soaked and *pop* just like that, you’re done. Its like you actually licked a Blow Pop to get to the bubble gum center and there is only a speck of gum.
That sucks.

There is so much pressure on you guys (pun intended) to preform, and know how to please a girl. Some women even expect you to be mind readers and just KNOW their hot spots without any clues from them. Well, fuck that. This post isn’t about them, it is about you. If women have a 6 barrel mini gun (like the one in terminator) and you have a Glock 9mm (like cops use) , you’re going to find out how to upgrade to a Desert Eagle .50 Caliber (like the NON replica used in the movie Snatch).

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