Posted by JaneBlow on 11/16/09 at 2:09 pm
It is that time again, teens and adults alike getting anxious for something TWILIGHT to come out. Personally, I feel the same way a fellow DAPSer Mike does:
“Only a few more days ’til a mormon zealot serves up another big dish of mind poision and the mindless females of this country lap it up like obedient dogs.”
I wonder if he was trying to be funny because there are a lot more werewolves in New Moon. Eh, either way, I agree. Just another thing to capitalize on teenage awkwardness.
Grab your Glitter and ice cold Dildos – Time to Play F M K !!!
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Categories: FMK
Tags: Alice Cullen, bella swan, edward cullen, Emily, FKM, FMK, Fuck Marry Kill, Howard Stern, Jacob Black, James, Mormon Zealot Propaganda, new moon, Sparkles, Step Brothers, twilight, Twilight Dildo, Twilight Saga New Moon, vampire, Vampire Dildo, Werewolf
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Posted by JaneBlow on 8/24/09 at 9:00 am
Haha, get it? Die Hard… Death… Vampires… ? ANYWAY!
The toy engineers over at Tantus have something AMAZING for you coming out exclusively through their website on 9/1/09… and it SPARKLES! Tantus even boasts being able to put it in the freezer for that “authentic experience”.
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Categories: News, Reviews, Toys
Tags: Angel, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, death, dildo, edward cullen, Emmett Cullen, ID Glide, Interview with the Vampire, Kellan Lutz, new moon, Nocturnal Escapades, Platinum Silicone, Queen of the Damned, robert pattinson, SPARKLE, tantus, the lost boys, The Vamp Dildo, true blood, twilight, Underworld, vampire, Van Helsing, Water Based Lube
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