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Review: Cyberskin Stroker Triplets

Posted by on 4/29/10 at 10:39 am

My Stunt Cock “Mikey” strikes again!  Special thanks to @TopcoToys for sending me this “tester” package.  Guys, here is a trio to think about adding to your arsenal.

When Jane gave me this package, I did a double take.  Three of the strokers came in one package, they’re bright blue, and they look to be kinda small.  I was borderline insulted and completely curious.  She laughed and told me “Don’t worry, they stretch, use this lube and trust me.” I stuffed the package back in the bag and went home, trying to keep an open mind.

My hand has always been enough, she already gave me lotions.  They turned out to be cool, I guess I had to trust these thingies too.  The packing was easy to get into, I like how they have their own “space”, easy to store.  That was something I thought when I got them.  Where was I going to hide them?!  Back in the box is the answer, tucked under jeans or in the back of the closet is my answer.

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Helping Guys build an Arsenal. (NSFW)

Posted by on 8/20/09 at 12:30 pm

Did you know that on average a male orgasm lasts for 7 seconds?

A woman’s orgasm lasts about triple that on average, 24 seconds to be a little bit more precise.

Sort of adds insult to injury if it happens to have been a while, and you don’t last so long with the girl you notch your bedpost with one night.  Or you go for hours, she gets off 100x, the bed is soaked and *pop* just like that, you’re done.  Its like you actually licked a Blow Pop to get to the bubble gum center and there is only a speck of gum.
That sucks.

There is so much pressure on you guys (pun intended) to preform, and know how to please a girl.  Some women even expect you to be mind readers and just KNOW their hot spots without any clues from them.  Well, fuck that.  This post isn’t about them, it is about you.  If women have a 6 barrel mini gun (like the one in terminator) and you have a Glock 9mm (like cops use) , you’re going to find out how to upgrade to a Desert Eagle .50 Caliber (like the NON replica used in the movie Snatch).

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Luuuuuuuuuube

Posted by on 8/6/09 at 9:10 am

We will tell anyone who is looking to go to any other sex shop that one way to figure out if the person behind the counter knows their shit is to ask about Lubricant.  There are other ways, but lube is a good place to start.

Lube is important, it helps things happen and is totally essential to have a good time.  If your body produces enough of it, then power to ya, but some people need a little help.  There are many outside forces that can screw up the chemistry in your body to make it not lubricate itself (I’m talking to the ladies right now)…. birth control messes with wetness it usually drys you up, antidepressants and anti anxiety medicines usually drops sexual desire/libido, other meds for your heart could do it too.

But its ok, sex doesn’t have to be painful – in fact, if it is, you need to fix that, and we have just the info for ya.

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