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FACT! Women Get Paid To Fap For You (But Anal Pays Better)

For female porn stars, masturbation and girl-on-girl scenes pay the least, while anal sex and double penetration scenes pay the most.

Source: @WTFSexFACTS

Photo: Sasha Grey and Clara G

If you thought porn stars got a flat rate per scene, you were wrong.  This is a true FACT!

FACT! You Don’t Have Ithyphallophobia If You Fap

Ithyphallophobia is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.

Source: ithyphallophobia

FACT! You Probably Fapped Today

35% of American men aged 18-39 do not masturbate while 37% masturbate sometimes, and 28% one or more times per week.

Source: The Kinsey Institute

Tiger’s Wood Parody Porno

One of the oldest companies in the buiz is filming Tiger’s Wood, a parody on Tiger Woods’ current lack there of Hoe Phone situation.

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Easy Curves Vs. The Shake Weight

Only once in a lifetime does an infomercial come along that is so sexually suggestive that you actually get a touch turned on.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE!!!

Now there are TWO sexually suggestive infomercials out, and it’s up to you to decide which is better!

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Helping Guys Build an Arsenal – FLESHLIGHT!

Warning: this might be a little longer than usual, but there is just SO MUCH to say about this product and I’d be doing you a disservice if I skimped on anything!!! Also, if you can’t look at pocket pussies at work, this post is NSFW.

If you remember, I promised to help you guys build an arsenal.  I mentioned The Fleshlight in that linked post, but I hadn’t had my hands on one till recently! Now I have a whole bunch!

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Adventures at Exxxotica 2009!! {NSFW for T&A!!}

Who: Myself representing DAPS and Nitecap Video, a few friends, free passes, lots of Porn Stars and Assorted Sluts.

What: Speaking our minds, taking pictures with porn stars, heavily discounted sex toys (like The Fleshlight buy one get one!),  several stage shows (including Strip for Pain) and several informative seminars (including a sex position workshop).

When: 25th-27th of September.

Where: NJ Expo Center

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Why: Because I love my job and Porno fucking rocks!

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Porn on PS3!!

I was on my porno news sites and deep in my smut news magazines looking to get the latest buzz on what is happening in the business end of The Industry, and the usual (as of lately) came up on the front pages.  Porno on hand held devices such as the iPhone and other devices.  When I found THIS, I knew it was only a matter of time until porno in brick and mortar stores isn’t taking half of the isles it is today.

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Building The Ultimate Sex Cheat Sheet!

We always encourage people to ask questions about sex and their relationships with their partners and friends.  It helps eliminate Bedroom Dysfunction and misconceptions about sex.  Actually, on the grand scheme of things, you should question everything (including authority).

When I was younger I’d ask all of my friends questions about their sexual life because I was curious to see if I was “the only one” who thought certain things and to collect free porn sites.  When I started, all we had was masturbation and being felt up though.  I’d call it ‘A Senseless Survey’, and my friends would look forward to them because they were able to find out of they weren’t “the only one” either.  I would privately collect the info, and put my friend’s answers in a paragraph and email it back to everyone. No names, no personal info.  As I got older I became something of a sexual  Dear. Abby.  My ‘Senseless Surveys’ gave that same anticipated feeling as hearing the ice cream man from up the block did.  I became my friends’ very own Pavlov.  My friends told me they called my survey’s “The Ultimate Sex Cheat Sheets” and  told me to write a book one day out of all of the info compiled.  One day… one day.

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