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FACT! Women Get Paid To Fap For You (But Anal Pays Better)

JaneBlow — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 14:37:05 +0000

For female porn stars, masturbation and girl-on-girl scenes pay the least, while anal sex and double penetration scenes pay the most.

Source: @WTFSexFACTS

Photo: Sasha Grey and Clara G

If you thought porn stars got a flat rate per scene, you were wrong. This is a true FACT!

FACT! You Don’t Have Ithyphallophobia If You Fap

JaneBlow — Fri, 23 Jul 2010 15:38:23 +0000

Ithyphallophobia is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.

Source: ithyphallophobia

FACT! You Probably Fapped Today

JaneBlow — Fri, 09 Jul 2010 14:30:25 +0000

35% of American men aged 18-39 do not masturbate while 37% masturbate sometimes, and 28% one or more times per week.

Source: The Kinsey Institute

Tiger’s Wood Parody Porno

JaneBlow — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 18:35:19 +0000

One of the oldest companies in the buiz is filming Tiger’s Wood, a parody on Tiger Woods’ current lack there of Hoe Phone situation.

Directed by David Lord and starring adult performer Tyler Knight as “Tiger” and Kayden Kross as his long-suffering wife, Adam & Eve said the tongue-in-cheek flick should hit stores within eight weeks.

“Tyler Knight is the only actor who could play this part,” Lord said. “I thought of him immediately when we were writing the script. Once Tyler signed on, everything immediately fell into place.”

“With the popularity of adult parody films as well as celebrity scandal, this project is a natural,” said Meredith Christopher, executive producer for Adam & Eve Pictures. “Every day, there seems to be some new development or girlfriend exposed, and it really has captured the attention of the public. That’s what we want to focus on with Tiger’s Wood.”

Easy Curves Vs. The Shake Weight

JaneBlow — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 15:00:15 +0000

Only once in a lifetime does an infomercial come along that is so sexually suggestive that you actually get a touch turned on.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE!!!

Now there are TWO sexually suggestive infomercials out, and it’s up to you to decide which is better!

First up is Easy Curves, the machine built to make boobs bigger!!! What can be better than that!?!

They tell you all kinds of stuff while watching boobs flex and relax, it is kind of distracting – as if to think that you guys could actually concentrate on anything more than those boobies working magic.

Watching this is like watching the re-runs of Baywatch (the slow-mo scenes only.)

Too bad it is a uni-tasker – BUT WHO CARES!

Up next is the Shake Weight, used to fix those pesky flabby arms!

Tisk Tisk, you flabby armed girls, you’re lucky for the Shake Weight!!

BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE! Other than doing its job, the best thing about the Shake Weight is WATCHING it do its job.

Jerk Jerk Jerk Jerk Fap Fap Fap! If there was ever a machine to teach women how to administer a vigorous hand job this is it!

Before we tell you HOW MUCH THEY COST, you tell us which is YOUR FAVORITE !!!???

<3 Jane

Helping Guys Build an Arsenal – FLESHLIGHT!

JaneBlow — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 17:20:50 +0000

Warning: this might be a little longer than usual, but there is just SO MUCH to say about this product and I’d be doing you a disservice if I skimped on anything!!! Also, if you can’t look at pocket pussies at work, this post is NSFW.

If you remember, I promised to help you guys build an arsenal. I mentioned The Fleshlight in that linked post, but I hadn’t had my hands on one till recently! Now I have a whole bunch!

AND I have a review for you! Now, I know what you’re thinking “But Jane, you don’t have a cock! How would you know?” Well fappers, I’ll have you know that I had the opportunity to give a couple of these out to get you a proper review. My Stunt Cocks have compiled their information and I’m here to share it with you!

First off, Fleshlight is the #1 leading male sex tool on market, and I’d say in history. It has MANY different sleeve textures and cases that you can mix and match to truly customize your fap experience. You’ll have ALOT of combinations to try! You can buy a couple of cases, and the sleeves separately. Every now and then they’ll run a special where you can get a few sleeves for a discounted price.

Cases: Blue, Black, Pearl, Clear and STU comes in Gold. Faces: Lady, Ass, Mouth, Jack (which looks like an ass bent over) Mini Maid (which looks like a girl bent over in Doggy Style) and Stealth (which looks like some sort of belly button slit). Textures: Wonder Wave, Ultra Ribbed, Original, Super Tight, Ultra Tight, Speed Bump, Touch, Cyclone, Vortex and their Stamina Training Unit (STU). Colors: They use to come in Mocha, but now only come in Pink and Clear (which they call Ice).

The Stamina Training Unit (STU) is totally intense, they say if you can last 10 minutes in this thing, it is like 20 minutes of real sex. Even the strong willed only last a few minutes the first time they use it. It is that intense for a reason; it helps build stamina.

Clear, or Ice are their see through models – fappers wondered what it would be like if they could SEE what was going on – so FL helped them out.

Sex in a Can! – FL seems to be copying the idea of a Nooner, a quicky, a shorter model and put the idea in a beer type can. So far there are 3 types. Pink Lotus Lager, Abbey’s Secret Ale, and Spread Eagle Brew. But if you pay attention to their Blog (Fleshlife)- you’ll find that they have a few more tricks up their FL sleeves. (harhar)

Flesh Jack! – FL got smart and started to appeal to a Gay Market, these were molded from male parts instead of female parts!

If you are in the mood for something that vibrates, check out their Vibro models.

Last option, and very much not the least notable are their Fleshlight Girls. These fuckable sleeves have been molded from nine different porn star’s pussies (9 and counting) PLUS they have new textured sleeves in them! (Lotus, Twista, & Forbidden), Now, all that fantasizing about Jenna Haze, Teagan Presley, or internet sensation Raven Riley can be almost real!

Before I told you what my Stunt Cocks told me, here are a few tips.

My Stunt Cocks got a FL Vibro Touch!

1. Put your FL in warm water for 10 minutes to make it feel more life like.

2. Only use a water based Lubricant. We HIGHLY recommend ID GLIDE. If you use the 9 oz. pump bottle, one full drag out of the bottle is more than enough. If it starts to get tacky try adding a few drops of water, more lube, or a tip from my Stunt Cocks is to spit in it (“It is about as realistic as it can get”).

3. If you prefer you tools cold, try putting your FL in the fridge instead.

4. Use CORN STARCH (not any other kind of powder) if your FL starts to get tacky after you’ve cleaned it, it will revive the Reel Feel Superskin on the outside. Simply shake some on, and pat the excess off. Find it in the baking isle at a supermarket.

5. ONLY clean it with warm water, don’t use soap. FL says you can use a little rubbing alcohol if you want to spot clean it, but I do NOT think it is a good idea at all.

6. Make sure your FL dries out COMPLETELY before you put it away, you do not want it to mold or anything gross.

7. Need more ideas? Try visiting The FL Forum!

8. Oh, and follow them on Twitter.

9. Fleshlight fans have this technique where they stick it in a shoe and go to town on it stuck in a couch or pillows; FL came up with these in case you wanted to take fapping to a whole new level!

10. If you fap on the regular and get raw from it, tried other Strokers and they left your cock a little rub burned, OR your girl can’t give hand jobs to save her life… you can fap like 8x in a row with the FL and be perfectly fine.

Vibro Out of the Canister.

On the realistic scale, my Stunt Cocks say that it is a solid 9 out of 10. It loses a point due to that it isn’t actually a real woman. We’d give it that point back on the basis that it doesn’t get preggers, but that would be cheating.

FL claims that their design will make it look like a flashlight and no one will be the wiser; but the case is a pretty big and even I’d pick it up if I didn’t know any better. Others have been in and out of my Stunt Cock’s apartments and never gave it a second glance. Also, they say their stealth model will leave people confused if they DID open your FL up… just the texture and color alone will give it away if you ask me.

Cap Off Front View.

I Think I’m going to start bringing it to workshops because the Pink Lady model even has a clit, clitoral hood and labia minora/majora – they DID NOT skimp on the realism.

Side View Cap Off.

Stunt Cock Reviews: One of them has owned tools before, the other was a total n00bie.

The sleeves come right out, and are really jiggly and soft, the case gives it its form and allows it to grip your cock. Personally, the vibes didn’t do it for me so I don’t use them. Very easy to clean, but it takes a few hours for it to dry completely. I try and blow in it to get alot of the water out quicker and dab it with a towel.

It has a cap on the bottom that you can loosen or tighten to create suction and tightness. If you put yourself all the way in it, then close the cap, you push all the air out and becomes like heaven inside.

Bottom Cap Completely Open.

This is seriously the most earth shattering orgasm I’ve ever had (that wasn’t with a woman), it feels so real and so soft. I even stuck my finger in it before I used it, and it felt so real!

It leaves me more sensitive because I’m not using my hand as often to fap, so when I’m with my girlfriend it feels even better. She was worried the FL was going to replace her, but honestly, it makes me want her more.

It took a couple of times since it was my first Stroker tool ever, I have to admit that the 3rd time was the charm to get the ideal amount of lube in there and the right suction… but after that, it was minutes before I had one of the best orgasms of my life.

FL makes me wonder if they’re ever going to make a case with a bend in it to even better simulate Deep Throating. With the cap on the bottom you get a range of feeling between sex and an awesome blow job.

Another cool thing about FL is that it was long, I’ve owned a few before and they are usually too short for me to use.

Role Play is pretty cool, if you’re girlfriend gets jealous, this is your threesome without the other girl in the room. This is also your variety without getting her mad at you (or you cheating). Thankfully, my girlfriend is awesome and understands that men masturbate and it usually means just that.

I was in fap heaven. I did it more than 3x one day and didn’t even notice till I looked at the clock.

If I had bought my FL, it would be my best purchase of the year.

The corn starch thing is a little weird, but the cleaning routine and up keep on it is totally worth it. I’d almost deduct another point and give it an 8 because the sleeves don’t seem like they last very long – Jane will have to update this post if/when I’ll need another one. So far 6 weeks, and it is fine.

Don’t be tempted to use a different lubricant with it, ID GLIDE is the best, and anything else will totally ruin the material. Jane gave me a couple of different water based ones, and I’ve always come back to ID GLIDE for stroker tools.

The Fleshlight case felt really comfortable in my hand, usually with strokers they’ll feel gummy or slip because you have lube on them – but not this one. It was easy for me to hold, and when my girlfriend picked it up it fit in her hands too.

If you browse their site, they thought of everything, the hardest part is choosing what you want to do first. It isn’t my thing but if you want to try prostate stuff they even have a section for that. I imagine the gay guys love FL too.

This FL is the greatest thing EVER since I discovered masturbation. Sliced bread can go fuck itself! If the TOUCH sleeve I got feels this good, I’m curious to know what the others feel like.

There ya go fappers, enjoy! I hope I didn’t forget anything. Ask anything you’d like to know and I’ll have my Stunt Cocks answer your questions.

What I want to know is; What would be your ultimate Fleshlight?

<3 Jane

PS. If you are local to Staten Island, you can get Fleshlights @NitecapVideo.

Adventures at Exxxotica 2009!! {NSFW for T&A!!}

JaneBlow — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 15:36:09 +0000

Who: Myself representing DAPS and Nitecap Video, a few friends, free passes, lots of Porn Stars and Assorted Sluts.

What: Speaking our minds, taking pictures with porn stars, heavily discounted sex toys (like The Fleshlight buy one get one!), several stage shows (including Strip for Pain) and several informative seminars (including a sex position workshop).

When: 25th-27th of September.

Where: NJ Expo Center

Why: Because I love my job and Porno fucking rocks!

Links: Exxxoticany.com and the Twitter Bookmark this for next year’s info, and follow them on Twitter if you’d like to follow porn stars who Tweet! I also follow MANY porn stars so you should go ahead and follow me too. Yep. I took the time to make sure they were real and not just fans’ pages or fakes.

Upon entering the event, you are greeted immediately with everything you’re hoping to see. Lots of mostly naked women, waiting to be all over your junk and take pictures for a few bucks.

and it only gets better!

Her name is Brandy, but I bet you don’t care.

There was a Big Cock ride/bull type thing!

Sean Michaels was asked how he feels about waking up in the morning, and knowing he was going to bang a beautiful slut that day. His reply was that he does it for his kids and family. He wouldn’t be in porno if it wasn’t for his beautiful children and that at age 51 they are what he lives for.

The women were asked how they keep themselves so ‘clean’ for a movie. The guy was really asking what method of hair removal do they use. Taylor Wayne said in that hot British accent of hers that she shaves right before the movie. A second after this pic was taken she swung her legs up in the air and she was doing all sorts of “shower acrobatics” and talking about the position she gets into to shave the little hairs on her asshole. I learned it pays to do yoga before a shower!

Strip for Pain = a fan guy getting totally abused. Duct Tape, slapping, getting hit with wires… it was totally fucking brutal. Every time he makes it through a punishment, the girls strip! Joanna Angel and her team put on a really…really… good show!

Alektra Blue was TWEETING during the entire show! In fact, I was talking to alot of the girls and they all agreed!!

Especially Isis Taylor and the Tera Patrick booth that alot of their time is spent waiting around and not getting fucked silly so they waste time on twitter. Chatting with friends, some fans and making contacts for their next movies.

I was talking to Joanna Angel for a little bit. I told her I couldn’t believe her Brass Knuckles product was HUGE. She designed it from start to finish, and didn’t know it would end up so big either. Joanna asked how it was selling – and I told her truthfully – that the gay men are buying it because usually they like bigger tools to play with. I told her to have it in purple AND pink and she can watch her sales rise. *crosses fingers* I hope she takes my advice! I also need to tell ipricku that shes very interested in his jewelry!

Words..words…words… I know, I’m sorry, I know you don’t care… just show you mostly nakie sluts for you fapping pleasure. FINE! HERE! Nearly 100 shots for you to, um, shoot to!

<3 Jane

Porn on PS3!!

JaneBlow — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 17:00:48 +0000

I was on my porno news sites and deep in my smut news magazines looking to get the latest buzz on what is happening in the business end of The Industry, and the usual (as of lately) came up on the front pages. Porno on hand held devices such as the iPhone and other devices. When I found THIS, I knew it was only a matter of time until porno in brick and mortar stores isn’t taking half of the isles it is today.

LOS ANGELES—Video game sites were abuzz Tuesday with the news that Vivid Chairman Steven Hirsch has issued an informal call for Sony to allow adult movies to be downloaded to Playstation3 (PS3) consoles.

Hirsch made his comments to gamer business portal MCV, saying that allowing the distribution of porn films on PS3 could be a boon for the adult entertainment industry.

“As long as proper age verification is in place, there is no reason why consumers should not be allowed to view adult movies on any device that they desire,” he said. “It’s too early to say to what extent this could help our business, but it certainly has real potential.”

Hirsch’s comments come on the heels of an August announcement that Japanese game portal DDM.tv plans to launch a porn-on-demand service for PS3. The service is expected provide HD adult movies to the consoles. Currently, DDM.tv does not appear to be a functioning website, but instead connects to a page on DDM.com.

Digital Playground, a leading adult producer, already offers adult content for PS3, but only in a streaming format. According to Digital Playground Vice President of New Media Farley Cahen, the company’s current policy does not encourage download-to-own of its movies.

“We’re pretty adamant at this point about not allowing content to be downloaded for people to own,” Cahen told AVN.com. Cahen demonstrated the company’s PS3-available content for CNBC’s Mellisa Lee as a “web extra” as part of the network’s recent documentary, The Business of Pleasure.

Sony has not responded to Hirsch’s request, but that may be because it was made informally through MCV and not directly to officers of the consumer electronics giant.

While “Tubes”, and other free instant forms of porno have been killing the brick and mortar shops, they still have their walls to tare down before they totally take over. Luckily I’ll still have fap junkies who aren’t as web savvy as younger generations.

Here is a hot chick ON video games until you can put porno ONTO your consoles.

Her name is Makala, Happy Fapping !!

<3 Jane

Building The Ultimate Sex Cheat Sheet!

JaneBlow — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 19:44:45 +0000

We always encourage people to ask questions about sex and their relationships with their partners and friends. It helps eliminate Bedroom Dysfunction and misconceptions about sex. Actually, on the grand scheme of things, you should question everything (including authority).

When I was younger I’d ask all of my friends questions about their sexual life because I was curious to see if I was “the only one” who thought certain things … and to collect free porn sites. When I started, all we had was masturbation and being felt up though. I’d call it ‘A Senseless Survey’, and my friends would look forward to them because they were able to find out of they weren’t “the only one” either. I would privately collect the info, and put my friend’s answers in a paragraph and email it back to everyone. No names, no personal info. As I got older I became something of a sexual Dear. Abby. My ‘Senseless Surveys’ gave that same anticipated feeling as hearing the ice cream man from up the block did. I became my friends’ very own Pavlov. My friends told me they called my survey’s “The Ultimate Sex Cheat Sheets” and told me to write a book one day out of all of the info compiled. One day… one day.

Best thing is, this happened to S too. We had different paths in life but we both ended up at Nitecap Video where we received more questions and further honed our skills as a Sexpert.

Everyone had the friend they talked to about sex, and it turned out – it was us! And it stayed with us through intermediate school, high school and college.

Now, this practice for Jane Blow hasn’t stopped….well, the mass emails stopped for some time, but now we have DAPS to send forth the collected information of sexual behavior and questions.

But enough about Jane Blow…

we want to hear FROM YOU.

Shannon and I would like to make (for now) one of our posts a month, about the questions YOU ask us.

We are sincere when we say “Ask Us Anything” because we have not only heard it all, but we’ll also give you an educated/fun answer. We want you to ask us anything you’d like about sex – may it be personal for you, or an in general question that you’ve wondered about. Best toys, favorite porn stars, “is _______ normal?”, xxx events, best place to get a rub-n-tug, hygiene – you can even go the fetish, taboo route because if you can’t ask US you can’t ask anyone. You will find no judgment here.

We will respond first privately to you so you can have your answer of course. In the posts we wont include names so feel free to question us but sign it with an alias for the post’s sake.

AND to get the ball rolling, here is a question from this week we received from a male Facebook follower:

Q: What are the do’s/don’ts of having sex with a girl while she is on her period?

A: DO lay down a dark towel. DON’T be too rough because her skin is separating/supple and any tares would be bad. DO try oral sex (if you KNOW FOR SURE SHE DOESN’T HAVE ANY STIs), possibly with a tampon in. Earn your Red Wings while she is Riding the Cotton Pony. DON’T swallow or push on the tampon to avoid TSS. DO try to avoid her first 3 days because she could be very achy and messy. DON’T pinch her nipples too hard because her body is far more sensitive, what was pleasurable could be painful during this week. DO pay attention to her “ooos” and “aaaahs” they will tell you everything you need to know (if she doesn’t). DO everything you can to make her comfortable if it isn’t her idea of a good time. DON’T pressure her into it if she doesn’t want to try it, but ask her to keep an open mind to it – it could be fun.

Since this is a time of change for her body there is ALOT of circulation going on down there, which means she is VERY sensitive. This could make for a very painful experience if done wrong. But if done right, it is very amazing.

You could just ask for a blow job or make this the perfect time to ask for some anal sex. Though, you’ll probably get punched. So if you need it that bad and she isn’t going to help you out – give Strokers or Cock Rings (more on those in another post) they’ll better your FAPing and then if we’re in the mood, we’ll make you your damn sandwich.

mmmmm…after FAP sandwich!

If you’d like to know more, ask. We can talk for hours on this question. Thank you for asking it. :)

Encourage others to stop in, and throw a question to us:

Twitter, Facebook, Myspace, SI.Sexpert@gmail.com OR Jane.Blow@dogandponyshowwebsite.com !!!

P.S Be sure to listen for us soon on Degocast !!

<3 Jane

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