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Posted on May 11, 2011 by JaneBlow — FLASH — Comments Off

FLASH! @Fleshlight Sends SEAL Team 6 Fleshlights!

The world’s number one selling sex toy company, Fleshlight (www.fleshlight.com)[editor's note: TOTALLY NSFW] has extended their thanks to SEAL Team 6…who conducted one of the bravest missions in American history, forever changing the landscape of the Unites [sic] States of America, and the world.

The company sent the SEAL team a six case of Fleshlight products named “Stealth.” This product is aptly named as it is very concealable and hard to detect…

“We want to thank the Navy SEALs for their efforts,” says Brian Shubin, COO of Fleshlight. “For their courage, and the fact that they risked their lives to protect our freedom, we hope they will appreciate our gifts.”

From My Infamous Pervy Friend,

Source: Mother Jones

Tags: Aresonal, fleshlight, SEAL Team 6

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Posted on Feb 09, 2011 by JaneBlow — Just Because — Comments Off

@Fleshlight was on @DanielTosh, Have You Seen the Clip?

@Fleshlight on Tosh.0 (@danieltosh) last night.

Here is the video http://bit.ly/eG0eRZ

Tosh.0
Tags: Tosh.0 Videos,Daniel Tosh,Web Redemption

Check out Fleshlight’s buzz page, they let you know what is going on behind the scenes, update you on sales and give aways, and shows you how to follow them! You can buy their products from them too, and of course Nitecap Video sells them too in store and online!

Good goin’ Tosh! Thanks for getting more xxx products in the mainstream so that more people know about them!

Tags: fleshlight, tosh.o

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Posted on May 06, 2010 by JaneBlow — Lubes & Lotions, Reviews — Comments Off

Review: FleshLube

If you have a Fleshlight, then you need Fleshlube.

Instead of my Stunt Cock “Mikey”, I’m going to be writing this one because I’ve used and have seen this trio in action.

Facts:

Each are Water Based
Made medically, bodily, toy safe
Each are technically/designed for use with a Fleshlight
One of them is a regular water based, no frills lube – Water
One of them warms – Fire
The last of them gets cool -Ice

“Mikey” says out of all of the lubricants he tried out with the Fleshlights he owns, these are the best. We aren’t being paid by Fleshlight, they didn’t ask us to write up this review. It is just fact. Fleshlight website also sells/recommends Astroglide, ID Glide, and Gun Oil – each one better than the next – but skip them, take our word on it, and use the Fleshlube.

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Tags: +++++, Astroglide, fire, fleshlight, FleshLube, gun oil, Ice, Lube, water, Water Based

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Posted on Dec 24, 2009 by JaneBlow — Jane Says, Reviews — Comments Off

My XXXMas List

Happy Holidays fellow perverts!

There is a chance that I’m going to blow my xxxmas bonus on the following items :) You might think I’m a toy snob, but I see it more as being a connoisseur, either way I’ve surpassed a simple Arsenal.

As much as I enjoy picking stuff out for myself, you know I have you in mind as well. I put anything I take home through some serious product testing time before I OK it for the masses. Feel free to gift send (c/o Jane Blow) anything to me by the way if you’re feeling generious, I really should spend my bonus on something more constructive and normal. hahaha.

Under my tree, I’d like to see…

Di*ks and blue balls… hahaha

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Posted on Oct 22, 2009 by JaneBlow — Reviews, Toys — 4 comments

Helping Guys Build an Arsenal – FLESHLIGHT!

Warning: this might be a little longer than usual, but there is just SO MUCH to say about this product and I’d be doing you a disservice if I skimped on anything!!! Also, if you can’t look at pocket pussies at work, this post is NSFW.

If you remember, I promised to help you guys build an arsenal. I mentioned The Fleshlight in that linked post, but I hadn’t had my hands on one till recently! Now I have a whole bunch!

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Posted on Oct 01, 2009 by JaneBlow — Coverage, Events — 3 comments

Adventures at Exxxotica 2009!! {NSFW for T&A!!}

Who: Myself representing DAPS and Nitecap Video, a few friends, free passes, lots of Porn Stars and Assorted Sluts.

What: Speaking our minds, taking pictures with porn stars, heavily discounted sex toys (like The Fleshlight buy one get one!), several stage shows (including Strip for Pain) and several informative seminars (including a sex position workshop).

When: 25th-27th of September.

Where: NJ Expo Center

Why: Because I love my job and Porno fucking rocks!

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Tags: alektra blue, bree olson, eva angelina, exxxotica, fap, fleshlight, ipricku, isis taylor, Joanna Angel, new jersey expo center, Nitecap Video, porno, sean michaels, sluts, strip for pain, teagan presley, tera patrick, twitter

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Posted on Aug 20, 2009 by JaneBlow — Lubes & Lotions, Potions & Pills, Reviews, Toys — 9 comments

Helping Guys build an Arsenal. (NSFW)

Did you know that on average a male orgasm lasts for 7 seconds?

A woman’s orgasm lasts about triple that on average, 24 seconds to be a little bit more precise.

Sort of adds insult to injury if it happens to have been a while, and you don’t last so long with the girl you notch your bedpost with one night. Or you go for hours, she gets off 100x, the bed is soaked and *pop* just like that, you’re done. Its like you actually licked a Blow Pop to get to the bubble gum center and there is only a speck of gum.
That sucks.

There is so much pressure on you guys (pun intended) to preform, and know how to please a girl. Some women even expect you to be mind readers and just KNOW their hot spots without any clues from them. Well, fuck that. This post isn’t about them, it is about you. If women have a 6 barrel mini gun (like the one in terminator) and you have a Glock 9mm (like cops use) , you’re going to find out how to upgrade to a Desert Eagle .50 Caliber (like the NON replica used in the movie Snatch).

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