Posts about G-SPot

Dear Jane: How Fast Can I Get A Woman To Squirt?

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How can I get my girlfriend to squirt in a very little amount of time?

Once you align the correct stars, it’ll only take minutes… if you prepare her correctly and she is in the right mood.

Squirting, aka Female Ejaculation isn’t a speed sport.

She must be turned on, she must be able to let go, and it helps if she knows she is a squirter and likes to do it often.

You know best how to turn on your lady.  Many things have worked for me … kissing, oral sex, and some specific finger work mostly… but your main target is to find her g-spot and stimulate it firmly. Be sure to trim your nails please.

The “come here” motion with your finger(s) tends to work, but I’ve found that a firm two fingers putting firm pressure in a sweeping/fucking motion works too. That Porno Pull-Up/Pelvic Bounce motion also works for some women, not recommended for all. There are also a few toys that are particularly good at helping G-spot squirty orgasms.

If you’re doing it right, you’ll hear her get wetter and her vaginal muscles will loosen a little. If you don’t know her signs of impending orgasm, tell her to tell you when it is going to happen.  Make sure you keep in mind what you’ve done to get her there.  Once she is stimulated enough to squirt, it is easier to keep her orgasms rolling … uh … like waves.

My stunt cocks said they’ve gotten a woman to squirt within …

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Review: Sinclair Institute’s Gia

During Battle G Spot, I’ve been keeping a few toys in rotation and I’ve just about given up on curved toys.  I am pretty sad about this because they are awesome at locating said G Spot.  The Sinclair Institute’s Gia is no exception to this “purely curved toy” (that vibrates) movement that has been taking place over the last couple of years.

Facts:

  • 7 function G spot massager with vibration and pulsation
  • Soft rubber tip hits G-Spot
  • Easy to use Simple Push-4- Play Button™ controls speed and pulsations
  • Separate on/off button
  • Water resistant
  • Phthalate free
  • 2 AAA batteries not included

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Dear Jane: Can Every Woman Squirt?

Dear Jane,

I watching some free tube site, and I saw Cytherea squirt and the camera got soaked!  I googled and found your site.  Can every girl do that? How??

1. I’m obligated to tell you that you should buy a porn subscription; using tube sites is considered stealing. *tisk tisk*

2. Cytherea is QUITE a woman; thanks for following google to my little spot on the internet!

3. Every woman CAN squirt, but not every woman WILL.

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Review: Waterproof Slender G

Oh, G Spot.  How I love and hate thee.  I know where you are, I find you all the time, you are quite delightful to play with but you make me weak.  I can rub and stroke you with oh so many toys till my clit is on fire from the pressure and then… nada.  I have to stop because it is so intense; I teeter on the edge of RIGHT THERE and can’t get shoved over into this blissful spasmodic realm of FUCK YEAH self done G Spot orgasms.

I have waged a war on you G Spot.  Other people have sent me right to G Spot land, WITH EASE. Using their fingers and tongues, toys, cocks –  but no, never solo and it drives me crazy.  I just can’t go that minute more it seems.  I used to get distracted…

Oh No! I’m on *MY* side of the bed, I don’t want to sleep in the wet spot.

DAMNIT! I’ve been at this for over an hour and I have a term paper to write.

FUCK FUCK … I was boiling water for pasta, and now I smell metal because the water evaporated.

I’ve learned since then and I feel once I find the right tool, I’ll get over my last cliff to climb.  The toy will just have to be ever so slightly more intense than the feeling I get before I’m pounding away at my G Spot and nothing happens.  I’ve decided to start with the basics, go back in toy time and take this issue at hand and destroy it.  I already tried the Lia Magic Wand from California Exotics Novelties, now for Pipedream’s Waterproof Slender G.

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Review: Zara by Vida Internationale / Topco Sales

Special thanks to Topco for sending me the Zara from Vida!

This sleek toy came to me by surprise, Topco had asked me to make a list of stuff I was interested in and they forwarded me this toy while I waited for my goodies.  I opened the unsuspecting brown box to find a cute faux leather carrying case with “Vida” imprinted on the front.  Curiousity unzipped the case to reveal to me a 7″ black and pink, Zara vibe hidden inside that seemed to be made of metal and ultra hygenic silicone.

My first thoughts were to grab some batteries, but further inspection of my surprise package revealed that it was rechargeable.  I crossed my fingers, closed my eyes, and held down the single button controller to see if it was charged in the package… AND IT WAS!  I love when that happens.

It buzzed to life in my fingers, a buzzy treble like vibe – not a rumbly bass’y vibe.  Kinda like Lelo’s Nea, hm.  I clicked the button again to see if it had another speed and I’m pleased to report back that the Zara has 5 distinguishable speeds.

My exploritory examination over with, I shut my new Zara off, placed it back in the case… opened the manual and watched the clock.

“Zara caresses your internal erogenous area with a concentration you’ve never experienced before.  Focused entirely on G-Spot stimulation, waterproof Zara satisfies your lust for the pleasures of this previously abstruse spot.”

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Review: Rock-Chick

An award winning silicone toy, with a curiously tantalizing design.  This purple toy will tickle your interests but does it do anything else?

The curved end used to stimulate the elusive g-spot, while the ridged end rests on the clitoris.  Now here is where the name of “The Rock-Chick” comes into play.  You place the rock chick in, sit down and rock away.  The ridges should rub against the clit while the curve hit the g-spot. Designed of durable yet soft silicone this product should be a winner…it should be BRILLIANT!!

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Dear Jane: The Anal G-Spot Exists?

As some of you know, I have a formspring.me account now, and I must tell you, it has been pretty cool for me. Last week I got a good question. It is commonly asked, a simple mix up and easily answered. At work, I probably answer this question a few times a month.  Before you think “is my questions relevant, important or stupid” … ask it anyway.  If you have or a friend has wondered, so has someone else.

Q: If a girl can orgasm from anal does that mean there’s a “g-spot” there?

A:  First a little anatomy briefing. If we’re all the same during development in the womb then where did all the penis go while the vulva formed? Simple… all of that sensitive erectile tissue created the clit, the vagina, labia majora/minora, and even the taint and around the anal opening – so 1 reason it feels good – is because it just does. Also, the anal rings/sphincters are REALLY packed with nerve endings, so its really intense for anyone on the receiving end.

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Leeloo Would Be Proud of Lelo

I’m tired of replacing batteries, charging batteries, worrying if the batteries are going to explode…and the dreaded “I’m about to cum but fear my batteries are dieing” feeling. I’d spend the extra $20 for a rechargeable toy.

Know what else?  I’m tired of toys I pay for breaking after a few uses and they don’t come with a warranty.  I’d spend the extra $20 for a better quality toy.

Quite frankly, I know what a cock feels like.  All of these “realistic” “cyberskin” toys are nice, but I want something different.

If I am, I know you are too.

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Want to Play Twister?

Earlier this week I proposed a question to my Tweeps and FaceBook friends asking their opinion on what they wanted me to write today.  They chose “Positions & Why They Feel Good,” honestly I almost vetoed the decision.  I mean, what hasn’t been said already? What haven’t you done or discussed with friends?

I’ve no idea, but we came to the conclusion that you people like us and want to hear our opinion on the subject.  Maybe imagine us nakked in your bed.

TwisterBed

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Milk Money Remake (NSFW)

Melanie Griffith and Ed Harris were in a cute 1994 film about three boys trying to venture into manhood and find the one spot you can touch on a woman to drive her crazy.  After watching scrabbled porn, and thinking flash light orbs on their tree clubhouse looked like boobies…they saved their change, their “Milk Money“, ventured into the city (on bicycle). This quest led them to meet a prostitute, save some local wet lands, and find out that the one spot you could touch on a woman that would drive her crazy… was her heart.

milkmoney

If you haven’t seen the movie, I’m sorry for the spoiler but it is a cute movie to just watch.

Why did I start with that?

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