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Posted on Oct 12, 2011 by — Dear Jane — Comments Off

Dear Jane: My Squirt Smells… You Said It Isn’t Supposed To Smell?!!

Dear Jane, <– Ask me anything, and I do mean ANYTHING. Sex related questions are far more helpful though.  If you’re asking, I’m sure someone else wants to know too.

To say that I squirt when I cum is an understatement. I gush. Half the time it’s odorless, but the other half of the time the smell is really unpleasant. Do you know of anything that may cause that?

 

You’re right… every documentary, blog, informational site, peer review, dvd, workshop etc… in the last X years says “squirt isn’t pee and it doesn’t smell”.  But ya know what? Sometimes it does.  Here are a few reasons why it might… or how it could all be just in your head.

Don’t worry your pretty uh, faces off, just read this little rational list of what could be up.

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Posted on Jul 06, 2011 by — Dear Jane — 2 comments

Dear Jane: How Fast Can I Get A Woman To Squirt?

Dear Jane, <– Want to see other questions people have asked me? Ask your own here.

How can I get my girlfriend to squirt in a very little amount of time?

Once you align the correct stars, it’ll only take minutes… if you prepare her correctly and she is in the right mood.

Squirting, aka Female Ejaculation isn’t a speed sport.

She must be turned on, she must be able to let go, and it helps if she knows she is a squirter and likes to do it often.

You know best how to turn on your lady.  Many things have worked for me … kissing, oral sex, and some specific finger work mostly… but your main target is to find her g-spot and stimulate it firmly. Be sure to trim your nails please.

The “come here” motion with your finger(s) tends to work, but I’ve found that a firm two fingers putting firm pressure in a sweeping/fucking motion works too. That Porno Pull-Up/Pelvic Bounce motion also works for some women, not recommended for all. There are also a few toys that are particularly good at helping G-spot squirty orgasms.

If you’re doing it right, you’ll hear her get wetter and her vaginal muscles will loosen a little. If you don’t know her signs of impending orgasm, tell her to tell you when it is going to happen.  Make sure you keep in mind what you’ve done to get her there.  Once she is stimulated enough to squirt, it is easier to keep her orgasms rolling … uh … like waves.

My stunt cocks said they’ve gotten a woman to squirt within …

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Posted on Jul 08, 2010 by — Reviews, Toys — 5 comments

Review: Zara by Vida Internationale / Topco Sales

Special thanks to Topco for sending me the Zara from Vida!

This sleek toy came to me by surprise, Topco had asked me to make a list of stuff I was interested in and they forwarded me this toy while I waited for my goodies.  I opened the unsuspecting brown box to find a cute faux leather carrying case with “Vida” imprinted on the front.  Curiousity unzipped the case to reveal to me a 7″ black and pink, Zara vibe hidden inside that seemed to be made of metal and ultra hygenic silicone.

My first thoughts were to grab some batteries, but further inspection of my surprise package revealed that it was rechargeable.  I crossed my fingers, closed my eyes, and held down the single button controller to see if it was charged in the package… AND IT WAS!  I love when that happens.

It buzzed to life in my fingers, a buzzy treble like vibe – not a rumbly bass’y vibe.  Kinda like Lelo’s Nea, hm.  I clicked the button again to see if it had another speed and I’m pleased to report back that the Zara has 5 distinguishable speeds.

My exploritory examination over with, I shut my new Zara off, placed it back in the case… opened the manual and watched the clock.

“Zara caresses your internal erogenous area with a concentration you’ve never experienced before.  Focused entirely on G-Spot stimulation, waterproof Zara satisfies your lust for the pleasures of this previously abstruse spot.”

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Posted on Apr 16, 2010 by — Twister — 1 comment

Want to Play Twister? Lotus

A few months ago I gave you these Positions to work on;  here is another!

Traditionally the guy sits and crosses his legs to create a basket for his lady’s butt and you rock, grind and do little bounce motions instead of pound away at your partner.  This position is good for guys who need a break from missionary, any couple who likes eye contact, kissing and being close to one another.

Other good things about this position:

Guys – Cup and hold, squeeze, grab and play with her ass and pull her into you.  Hug onto her, you can scratch and rub her back … up her neck and get your hands into her hair for a tug.  Play with her breasts, kiss her neck… there are MANY hot buttons that are accessible to push to make your lady moan your name.  Dirty talk is so much hotter when its spoken in a position like this too.

Ladies - It is fun for you because you get a good grind against his pelvis and the shaft of his dick for your clit, with a little leaning you can also rock out on your G-Spot with this position too.  The kissing, scratching, hair pulling are fair game for you too. His neck and ears are right there for you to kiss and tell him how great it feels.

GLBT – Along with the hetero couples who already know about this position, I know many of you know it as well.  The advantages for you are the toys specially made to make this position rock for you and the easy access your skilled fingers and hands have.  When you perfect the basics, everything else is so much more wonderful.

More pics (NSFW) and info behind the cut.

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Posted on Feb 19, 2010 by — Dear Jane — Comments Off

Dear Jane: The Anal G-Spot Exists?

As some of you know, I have a formspring.me account now, and I must tell you, it has been pretty cool for me. Last week I got a good question. It is commonly asked, a simple mix up and easily answered. At work, I probably answer this question a few times a month.  Before you think “is my questions relevant, important or stupid” … ask it anyway.  If you have or a friend has wondered, so has someone else.

Q: If a girl can orgasm from anal does that mean there’s a “g-spot” there?

A:  First a little anatomy briefing. If we’re all the same during development in the womb then where did all the penis go while the vulva formed? Simple… all of that sensitive erectile tissue created the clit, the vagina, labia majora/minora, and even the taint and around the anal opening – so 1 reason it feels good – is because it just does. Also, the anal rings/sphincters are REALLY packed with nerve endings, so its really intense for anyone on the receiving end.

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Posted on Oct 15, 2009 by — Twister — Comments Off

Want to Play Twister?

Earlier this week I proposed a question to my Tweeps and FaceBook friends asking their opinion on what they wanted me to write today.  They chose “Positions & Why They Feel Good,” honestly I almost vetoed the decision.  I mean, what hasn’t been said already? What haven’t you done or discussed with friends?

I’ve no idea, but we came to the conclusion that you people like us and want to hear our opinion on the subject.  Maybe imagine us nakked in your bed.

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