Posts about gun oil
Posted by JaneBlow on 5/6/10 at 1:25 pm
If you have a Fleshlight, then you need Fleshlube.
Instead of my Stunt Cock “Mikey”, I’m going to be writing this one because I’ve used and have seen this trio in action.
Facts:
- Each are Water Based
- Made medically, bodily, toy safe
- Each are technically/designed for use with a Fleshlight
- One of them is a regular water based, no frills lube – Water
- One of them warms – Fire
- The last of them gets cool -Ice
“Mikey” says out of all of the lubricants he tried out with the Fleshlights he owns, these are the best. We aren’t being paid by Fleshlight, they didn’t ask us to write up this review. It is just fact. Fleshlight website also sells/recommends Astroglide, ID Glide, and Gun Oil – each one better than the next – but skip them, take our word on it, and use the Fleshlube.
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Categories: Reviews, Lubes & Lotions, Reviews
Tags: +++++, Astroglide, fire, fleshlight, FleshLube, gun oil, Ice, Lube, water, Water Based
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Posted by JaneBlow on 12/24/09 at 11:33 am
Happy Holidays fellow perverts!
There is a chance that I’m going to blow my xxxmas bonus on the following items :) You might think I’m a toy snob, but I see it more as being a connoisseur, either way I’ve surpassed a simple Arsenal.
As much as I enjoy picking stuff out for myself, you know I have you in mind as well. I put anything I take home through some serious product testing time before I OK it for the masses. Feel free to gift send (c/o Jane Blow) anything to me by the way if you’re feeling generious, I really should spend my bonus on something more constructive and normal. hahaha.
Under my tree, I’d like to see…
Di*ks and blue balls… hahaha
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Categories: Jane Says, Reviews
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Posted by JaneBlow on 8/20/09 at 12:30 pm
Did you know that on average a male orgasm lasts for 7 seconds?
A woman’s orgasm lasts about triple that on average, 24 seconds to be a little bit more precise.
Sort of adds insult to injury if it happens to have been a while, and you don’t last so long with the girl you notch your bedpost with one night. Or you go for hours, she gets off 100x, the bed is soaked and *pop* just like that, you’re done. Its like you actually licked a Blow Pop to get to the bubble gum center and there is only a speck of gum.
That sucks.
There is so much pressure on you guys (pun intended) to preform, and know how to please a girl. Some women even expect you to be mind readers and just KNOW their hot spots without any clues from them. Well, fuck that. This post isn’t about them, it is about you. If women have a 6 barrel mini gun (like the one in terminator) and you have a Glock 9mm (like cops use) , you’re going to find out how to upgrade to a Desert Eagle .50 Caliber (like the NON replica used in the movie Snatch).
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Categories: Reviews, Lubes & Lotions, Reviews, Potions & Pills, Reviews, Reviews, Toys
Tags: 6 barrel mini gun, aneros, babies, baby oil, clock 9mm, cock ring, cock sling, condom, cops, cyberskin, deep throating, desert eage .50 caliber, doc johnson, ecosystem, Elbow Grease, Eros, fleshlight, gun oil, hand cream, head honcho, Lubricant, masturbation, metal ring, nexus, Nitecap Video, no homo, oil, orgasm, Peter North, prostate, real skin, road trip, rubber jelly, silagel, snatch, stiffler, stroke 29, Stroker, sue johanson, tantus, terminator, The Stranger, true skin, ur3, vibrating cock ring, zack & miri make a porno
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Posted by JaneBlow on 8/6/09 at 9:10 am
We will tell anyone who is looking to go to any other sex shop that one way to figure out if the person behind the counter knows their shit is to ask about Lubricant. There are other ways, but lube is a good place to start.
Lube is important, it helps things happen and is totally essential to have a good time. If your body produces enough of it, then power to ya, but some people need a little help. There are many outside forces that can screw up the chemistry in your body to make it not lubricate itself (I’m talking to the ladies right now)…. birth control messes with wetness it usually drys you up, antidepressants and anti anxiety medicines usually drops sexual desire/libido, other meds for your heart could do it too.
But its ok, sex doesn’t have to be painful – in fact, if it is, you need to fix that, and we have just the info for ya.
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Categories: Jane Says, Reviews, Lubes & Lotions
Tags: Anal, birth control, body glide, choose your own adventure, climax, desire, Elbow Grease, Eros, Gel Sensual, glycerin, gun oil, ID Glide, ID Millenium, ID Pleasure, L'Arginine, libido, Lube, Lubricant, masturbation, Menthol, oil, organic, Pjur, Sex, silicone, tantus, water
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