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Dear Jane: My Girlfriend Has a Small Mouth!

Dear Jane,

My girlfriend and I have been doing sexual things and it’s looking like I can’t cum by handjobs or blowjobs.  She also has a small mouth.  Help, wat do?


I’ve been told I have a small mouth.  I’ve also been told by a partner or two that they’ve never “cum” by hand jobs or blow jobs… I’ve also had my BJ Workshops running long enough to give mucho advice… and they’ve all finished for me.

Except the hand jobs… I can only give you the tools to get that job done… I personally think “meh” of them.  I don’t blame you for not being able to get off while someone else gave you a HJ; you’ve been doing it for so long on your own.  No one loves you, like you do.

You could try using a lotion like Stroke 29 (not recommended for oral sex) to help her glide and grip you better, or use strokers.  Unless you’re in LOVE with hand-hand jobs.

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Dear Jane: How Do I Incorporate My Hands During A BJ?

Dear Jane,

Jane! I need some assistance. My guy and I have an awesome sex life and he’s amazing at everything he does. The sex lasts for hours, its daring, kinky, filthy (in the good/clean kind of way) and animalistic with a touch of D&S. Anyway, the thing is… Oral is fantastic he eats it better than anyone ever has and I love making love to his cock with my mouth. My problem is, that I suck at incorporating my hands. Never been one to give a hand job, and never use them when it comes to giving head.  My guy likes blow jobs, and I must keep him happy… but I suck at it. Any suggestions? HELP! I must keep my man satisfied since he makes it goal of his to do the same for me :)

The easiest way to incorporate your hands into the mix is to stroke his balls as if Sherlock Holms was “thinking” with his fingers on his chin.  As you pull your head up, slide your fingers up the sides of his balls, as your head goes down, move your hand down.  You can “warn” him that you’re going to try something new so he can concentrate on the feeling and not how you look a little spastic trying to coordinate your movements.  You’ll find a rhythm eventually with practice.

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Easy Curves Vs. The Shake Weight

Only once in a lifetime does an infomercial come along that is so sexually suggestive that you actually get a touch turned on.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE!!!

Now there are TWO sexually suggestive infomercials out, and it’s up to you to decide which is better!

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