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Posted on Dec 24, 2009 by — Jane Says, Reviews — Comments Off

My XXXMas List

Happy Holidays fellow perverts!

There is a chance that I’m going to blow my xxxmas bonus on the following items :)  You might think I’m a toy snob, but I see it more as being a connoisseur, either way I’ve surpassed a simple Arsenal.

As much as I enjoy picking stuff out for myself, you know I have you in mind as well.  I put anything I take home through some serious product testing time before I OK it for the masses.  Feel free to gift send (c/o Jane Blow) anything to me by the way if you’re feeling generious, I really should spend my bonus on something more constructive and normal. hahaha.

Under my tree, I’d like to see…

xxxmastreeDi*ks and blue balls… hahaha

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Posted on Oct 22, 2009 by — Reviews, Toys — 4 comments

Helping Guys Build an Arsenal – FLESHLIGHT!

Warning: this might be a little longer than usual, but there is just SO MUCH to say about this product and I’d be doing you a disservice if I skimped on anything!!! Also, if you can’t look at pocket pussies at work, this post is NSFW.

If you remember, I promised to help you guys build an arsenal.  I mentioned The Fleshlight in that linked post, but I hadn’t had my hands on one till recently! Now I have a whole bunch!

FleshlightArmy

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Posted on Aug 24, 2009 by — News, Toys — 3 comments

ATTENTION: Die Hard Twilight Fans!!


Haha, get it? Die Hard… Death… Vampires… ? ANYWAY!twilight-cast1

The toy engineers over at Tantus have something AMAZING for you coming out exclusively through their website on 9/1/09… and it SPARKLES!  Tantus even boasts being able to put it in the freezer for that “authentic experience”.

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Posted on Aug 06, 2009 by — Jane Says, Lubes & Lotions — Comments Off

Luuuuuuuuuube

We will tell anyone who is looking to go to any other sex shop that one way to figure out if the person behind the counter knows their shit is to ask about Lubricant.  There are other ways, but lube is a good place to start.

Lube is important, it helps things happen and is totally essential to have a good time.  If your body produces enough of it, then power to ya, but some people need a little help.  There are many outside forces that can screw up the chemistry in your body to make it not lubricate itself (I’m talking to the ladies right now)…. birth control messes with wetness it usually drys you up, antidepressants and anti anxiety medicines usually drops sexual desire/libido, other meds for your heart could do it too.

But its ok, sex doesn’t have to be painful – in fact, if it is, you need to fix that, and we have just the info for ya.

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