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Posted on Aug 13, 2009 by — Coverage, Events — 5 comments

Attending a Nina Hartley Workshop !!

I was sitting at work one day, putting prices on dildos and ordering movies when the phone rang (as it does).  I knew who it was just by looking at the number; it was my favorite movie distributor Tracy Sales.  She calls me special for new releases, most of her other customers get a lousy email, needles to say Jane Blow is loved.  We do the special orders

“Yes, sure I’ll take 4 copies of Big White Asses #7, but not the Jules Jordan Semen Sippers #19.”  I like doing orders when clients are around, the funny looks are the best.  Tracy also tells me about all the porn stars coming through.  She has ties with Alexis Texas, Belladonna and Jesse Jane to name a few.  Usually my bosses wave off the store signing because we don’t have enough time to advertise and I don’t usually go because I’m working.  This time around she had a special treat for me.

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Posted on Jul 23, 2009 by — How To, Jane Says — 5 comments

Building The Ultimate Sex Cheat Sheet!

We always encourage people to ask questions about sex and their relationships with their partners and friends.  It helps eliminate Bedroom Dysfunction and misconceptions about sex.  Actually, on the grand scheme of things, you should question everything (including authority).

When I was younger I’d ask all of my friends questions about their sexual life because I was curious to see if I was “the only one” who thought certain things … and to collect free porn sites.  When I started, all we had was masturbation and being felt up though.  I’d call it ‘A Senseless Survey’, and my friends would look forward to them because they were able to find out of they weren’t “the only one” either.  I would privately collect the info, and put my friend’s answers in a paragraph and email it back to everyone. No names, no personal info.  As I got older I became something of a sexual  Dear. Abby.  My ‘Senseless Surveys’ gave that same anticipated feeling as hearing the ice cream man from up the block did.  I became my friends’ very own Pavlov.  My friends told me they called my survey’s “The Ultimate Sex Cheat Sheets” and  told me to write a book one day out of all of the info compiled.  One day… one day.

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Posted on Jul 16, 2009 by — How To, Jane Says — 9 comments

OK Guys, the Gig is UP… We’re Onto You! (Kinda NSFW)

Quite frankly, I am TIRED of hearing about the “OOPS!  Its in your ASS!” move.  It has come up in conversations all too often this month.

You know the one!

If you don’t, here is a little reminder:

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Posted on Jul 09, 2009 by — How To — 8 comments

Long Dicking: It’s The Newest Craze! (NSFW)

All the cool people are doing it and they are definitely talking about it.

It is the newest move amongst the ranks of The Donkey Punch, Strawberries and Cream, The Chicken Cutlet and The Angry Pirate.  The only difference with this is you can Long Dick a girl and the next day you can still call her and attempt to hook up without expecting a restraining order.

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Posted on Jul 03, 2009 by — Dear Jane — Comments Off

The Most Asked Question…

When you tell people what your job/profession is, you usually get the same few reactions. Working in the Adult Industry we get two different reactions, and have come to expect them.

The first reaction is: They brush it off because they don’t care, or are embarrassed so the subject gets changed. After this happens, I’d love to tell people to grow up, remind them that sex isn’t only natural but it is fun too. Then add that sex isn’t dirty, so it is O.K to give yourself permission to talk about it.

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