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Milk Money Remake (NSFW)

Melanie Griffith and Ed Harris were in a cute 1994 film about three boys trying to venture into manhood and find the one spot you can touch on a woman to drive her crazy.  After watching scrabbled porn, and thinking flash light orbs on their tree clubhouse looked like boobies…they saved their change, their “Milk Money“, ventured into the city (on bicycle). This quest led them to meet a prostitute, save some local wet lands, and find out that the one spot you could touch on a woman that would drive her crazy… was her heart.

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If you haven’t seen the movie, I’m sorry for the spoiler but it is a cute movie to just watch.

Why did I start with that?

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OK Guys, the Gig is UP… We’re Onto You! (Kinda NSFW)

Quite frankly, I am TIRED of hearing about the “OOPS!  Its in your ASS!” move.  It has come up in conversations all too often this month.

You know the one!

If you don’t, here is a little reminder:

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Long Dicking: It’s The Newest Craze! (NSFW)

All the cool people are doing it and they are definitely talking about it.

It is the newest move amongst the ranks of The Donkey Punch, Strawberries and Cream, The Chicken Cutlet and The Angry Pirate.  The only difference with this is you can Long Dick a girl and the next day you can still call her and attempt to hook up without expecting a restraining order.

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