Posts about Lube
Posted by JaneBlow on 8/17/10 at 9:01 am
I bet most of you have seen pictures of dicks with all sorts of piercings, tied up in all kinds of ways, tattooed in different designs and possibly you’ve seen dicks with metal rods in them. Because you’re all perverts, and I wouldn’t have you any other way. ;)
Ever wonder what the metal rod cock stuffing treatment was called? Yep, you guessed it, Sounding.
The metal rods are called Sounds, thus the name. Metal is used because they are easy to clean and they wont break or melt; other household products people end up using for lack of proper sounding equipment. The two most popular sounds are called the Van Buren (curved) and the Dittle (straight), there are even cock rings with sounds attached to them. See…
Obviously, this little guy can be found at Stockroom.com
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Categories: BDSM, Sexlopedia
Tags: BDSM, dittle, Lube, sounding, sounds, stockroom.com, van buren
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Posted by BarbiexHardcore on 7/6/10 at 9:03 am
This week I ventured back to a place I called home for about 3 years, the porn shop where Jane Blow and I had met. It’s a big warehouse STOCKED FULL of sex toys and pornos, they have anything from almost every walk of life. From the normal “oops it fell in my ass” to the stuff likely to be found in EuroTrip’s Vondersexxx.
While I stopped back to my old home I was reminded of how many times I would suggest things to people and say “just in case!” These idiots would ALWAYS shake their head no and look at me like I was being pushy. Then about an hour later they would slink back in and try to hurriedly buy what I had suggested not to long ago. Not to say I’m always right about what you need but sex is spontaneous, if you come home with a brand new toy, then you have to expect the unexpected.
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Categories: Jane Says, BarbiexHardcore Says
Tags: condoms, just in case, Lube, massage oil, sweeten 69
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Posted by JaneBlow on 6/3/10 at 9:45 am
Flavored lubricants have a really bad reputation. They usually taste nasty – like melted chapstick or worse. They get sticky, and slimey -ick. I long ago gave up on flavored lubes for personal use. Nothing was ever good enough… but then I started doing oral workshops and we needed a flavored lube to stand behind. The search was ON again, in full force. After fingertip after fingertip if disgusting lubes – I came across this one!
Climax Fruit Bomb Strawberry Fields – wow. Seriously, just wow. The whole line is AMAZING. There is also Chery Cola, Blue Razzberry, Coco Pineapple, Kiwi Lime and Orange Dreamcicle.
Facts:
- 4 fl. oz. (118 ml) bottle
- A delightfully fresh burst of juicy strawberry flavor in a lubricant
- Pump top bottle of edible, spreadable fun
- Gorgeous, discreet design can sit on any nightstand
- Made in USA
Fun:
First, it passed my finger test. I put a drop of lube in the palm of my hand and rub it till it gets sticky or snotty – this one didn’t! It stayed slick for an abnormally long time. It made me check to see if it was silicone based; nope, water based! I was shocked, normal flavored lubes get gross almost immediately. Next I tasted it.
I swear to you, it tastes like an actual factual strawberry. Off the vine. Not that crappy commercial sucky strawberry “flavored” taste. No, it TASTES like an actual strawberry. My brain was waiting to come into contact with a seed it was so real tasting. Drum-roll please .. … … … … and it has no sucky chapstick icky after taste!!!
Sold, I was SOLD right then and there – I HAD to open up the other bottles to taste them. The razzberry was a ripe raspberry, the orange dreamcicle tastes like icecream, coco pineapple tastes like the best pinacolada you’ve ever had… and before I start to sound like the kids licking wallpaper at the Wonka Factory… you get the point.
My partner thought the lube tasted great (and he HATES flavored lube), and it didn’t get sticky on us. It was safe to use with all my toys and the ladies and gents at my workshops rave about Climax Fruit Bombs. Clients come back month after month to get their favorite flavor or try something new. I proudly put these lubricants on my tester shelf and let people sample them – after one lick – they are smitten.
Conclusion:
Since Climax bombs have opened up my mind to trying flavored lubes again, I’ve been retrying and ordering new products – but as far as price, amount you get in the bottle and flavor – the average Jack and Jane will LOVE this product!
It was love at first swipe, but the brand snobs will say it is the best in its price range.
Rating: + + + + +
Categories: Reviews, Lubes & Lotions, Reviews
Tags: climax fruit bomb, Lube, strawberry fields, Topco
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Posted by JaneBlow on 6/2/10 at 10:26 am
Dear Jane,
My gf and I are really into anal sex, we’ve got the relax part down, and there is little to no pain and we love love love it. Our question is about lubricants. We’ve tried oils, water based lubes, silicone based lubes, hybrid water/silicone lubricants… warming, cooling, tingling, and even a numbing agent once.
We liked different things about them all, but which one is the best and safest for butt love?
That’s What SHE Said…
Actually, you’re in luck, I can positively tell you the answer to this question. Before last week, I would be slightly unsure and give you info to the best of my knowledge and opinion. There was much speculation about the correct lubricant for anal sex because proper studies weren’t done until now.
Some sexperts said that water based is best for the body because the body breaks it down – but the glycerine would cause um, “upset stomachs”.
Same thing with oil based lubes – the GLBT community S W E A E R S by oil based for all sorts of sex toy play (especially fisting) and that same… uh… problem.
When silicone lubricants hit the xxx market, then everyone switched to proclaiming silicone was queen for the Bend-Over Betty’s.
But now we have a definitive study from The Center for Sexual Pleasure and Health to stick with!
The anal anxiety to our butt love lube deciding woes are over, the experts say that silicone lubricant is better for anal sex. Time to put away the Crisco.
Here’s the basic information: Researchers identified the most commonly used sexual lubricants in a survey, then went and tested their effects on tissue and cells “in vitro”, i.e. in the lab. They found that most of the popular water based lubricants have so low of a PH and so much salt and/or additives in them that they’re actually toxic to rectal and cervical cells as well as to the healthy bacteria that keep a vagina clean and happy. On the other hand, silicone lubricants were found to be much safer and non-toxic in these same tests.
Keep the questions and guyqueries coming, don’t be shy! My formspring.me account is TOTALLY anonymous – but you can also email, tweet or facebook me anything you’d like to know.
Categories: Dear Jane
Tags: anal lube, Anal Sex, bend-over betty, Lube
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Posted by JaneBlow on 5/6/10 at 1:25 pm
If you have a Fleshlight, then you need Fleshlube.
Instead of my Stunt Cock “Mikey”, I’m going to be writing this one because I’ve used and have seen this trio in action.
Facts:
- Each are Water Based
- Made medically, bodily, toy safe
- Each are technically/designed for use with a Fleshlight
- One of them is a regular water based, no frills lube – Water
- One of them warms – Fire
- The last of them gets cool -Ice
“Mikey” says out of all of the lubricants he tried out with the Fleshlights he owns, these are the best. We aren’t being paid by Fleshlight, they didn’t ask us to write up this review. It is just fact. Fleshlight website also sells/recommends Astroglide, ID Glide, and Gun Oil – each one better than the next – but skip them, take our word on it, and use the Fleshlube.
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Categories: Reviews, Lubes & Lotions, Reviews
Tags: +++++, Astroglide, fire, fleshlight, FleshLube, gun oil, Ice, Lube, water, Water Based
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Posted by BarbiexHardcore on 5/4/10 at 9:41 am
Welcome to the first in a series of 26 things (following the alphabet) that I couldn’t agree more with!
Anal, some say it’s taboo or dirty or even just plain wrong. Now I am aware you can’t teach an old dog new tricks and there is no converting someone who is already set in their ways BUT hopefully I can get to all you fence sitters about giving anal a try! The more you keep an open mind about anal sex or even anal foreplay, then the more you discover about yourself.
Also don’t let one bad experience dictate everything, Ladies you all know the first time you have sex is the WORST, but yet you try it again after that. Why don’t we work the same way with anal?
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Categories: Jane Says, BarbiexHardcore Says
Tags: Anal, barbie, boat, first experience, foreplay, Lube, lubriderm, small dick
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Posted by BarbiexHardcore on 5/3/10 at 1:04 pm
It sounds very mechanical but I promise you it’s as easy as 1, 2, LICK!!
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Categories: Sexlopedia
Tags: Anal, Analingus, licking, Lube, rim job, rimjobs, rimming, Sexlopedia, sphincter
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Posted by JaneBlow on 4/14/10 at 10:53 am
A new week, and another great Formspring.me question!
I think I’m broken, I can’t get wet. It’s like my mind is in it but my body isn’t.
What’s wrong with me?
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Categories: Dear Jane
Tags: anti-anxiety medicine, antidepressants, birth control, empowered products, Gel Sensual, Lube, Lube Shooter, Oceanus Naturals, Pink, vaginal dryness
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Posted by JaneBlow on 1/28/10 at 11:25 am
I’m fascinated with peoples’ “first” stories. The first erection, early exploration, evolution of masturbation, wet dreams… “games” we played as kids that involved being naked and remembering the VERY moment it was put into our minds that there was something “wrong” about it.
Early memories are pure, a special time of self exploration, and often very similar but aren’t widely discussed because “sex is dirty” and are most treasured. (Hell, I thought I INVENTED masturbation and didn’t tell ANYONE …till Jr. High) Following closely behind many “first” recollections is shame from parents who bust in on the moment and freak out. Very uncool in my opinion. Masturbation is safe, and beneficial in multiple ways and shouldn’t be shunned ever. I’m not going to get all Freud on your asses, but some of your ideas about masturbation being “wrong” or “dirty” are because of your parents… and your parents were wrong to do that to you. But this is getting to be a whole other post… oops. /tangent.
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Categories: How To
Tags: Chilly Willy, cucumber, detachable shower head, early masturbation, hitachi magic wand, Lube, masturbation, masturbation in the shower, Pervertable, removeable shower head, sex in the shower, shower head masturbation, squiggle pen, Stroker, vibrating sponge, vibrating toothbrush, waterbation, woody woodpecker
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Posted by JaneBlow on 12/24/09 at 11:33 am
Happy Holidays fellow perverts!
There is a chance that I’m going to blow my xxxmas bonus on the following items :) You might think I’m a toy snob, but I see it more as being a connoisseur, either way I’ve surpassed a simple Arsenal.
As much as I enjoy picking stuff out for myself, you know I have you in mind as well. I put anything I take home through some serious product testing time before I OK it for the masses. Feel free to gift send (c/o Jane Blow) anything to me by the way if you’re feeling generious, I really should spend my bonus on something more constructive and normal. hahaha.
Under my tree, I’d like to see…
Di*ks and blue balls… hahaha
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Categories: Jane Says, Reviews
Tags: #AvnAwards, arsenal, big teaze toys, Bo, california exotics novelties, climax bursts tingle, eleven steel dildo, empowered products, fleshlight, fun factory, gun oil, ID Glide, Lelo, Lube, njoy, ohmibod, onye, purring thrusting panther, sasi je joue, Sub-Shop.com, the rabbit, topco toys, toy cleaner, toy connoisseur, toy snob, tuyo, twitter, we-vibe II, xxxmas list
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