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Flavored lubricants have a really bad reputation.  They usually taste nasty – like melted chapstick or worse.  They get sticky, and slimey -ick.  I long ago gave up on flavored lubes for personal use.  Nothing was ever good enough… but then I started doing oral workshops and we needed a flavored lube to stand behind.  The search was ON again, in full force.  After fingertip after fingertip if disgusting lubes – I came across this one!

Climax Fruit Bomb Strawberry Fields – wow.  Seriously, just wow. The whole line is AMAZING.  There is also Chery Cola, Blue Razzberry, Coco Pineapple, Kiwi Lime and Orange Dreamcicle.

Facts:

• 4 fl. oz. (118 ml) bottle
• A delightfully fresh burst of juicy strawberry flavor in a lubricant
• Pump top bottle of edible, spreadable fun
• Gorgeous, discreet design can sit on any nightstand
• Made in USA

Fun:

First, it passed my finger test.  I put a drop of lube in the palm of my hand and rub it till it gets sticky or snotty – this one didn’t!  It stayed slick for an abnormally long time.  It made me check to see if it was silicone based; nope, water based!  I was shocked, normal flavored lubes get gross almost immediately.  Next I tasted it.

I swear to you, it tastes like an actual factual strawberry.  Off the vine.  Not that crappy commercial sucky strawberry “flavored” taste.  No, it TASTES like an actual strawberry.  My brain was waiting to come into contact with a seed it was so real tasting.  Drum-roll please .. … … … … and it has no sucky chapstick icky after taste!!!

Sold, I was SOLD right then and there – I HAD to open up the other bottles to taste them.  The razzberry was a ripe raspberry, the orange dreamcicle tastes like icecream, coco pineapple tastes like the best pinacolada you’ve ever had… and before I start to sound like the kids licking wallpaper at the Wonka Factory… you get the point.

My partner thought the lube tasted great (and he HATES flavored lube), and it didn’t get sticky on us.  It was safe to use with all my toys and the ladies and gents at my workshops rave about Climax Fruit Bombs.  Clients come back month after month to get their favorite flavor or try something new.  I proudly put these lubricants on my tester shelf and let people sample them – after one lick – they are smitten.

Conclusion:

Since Climax bombs have opened up my mind to trying flavored lubes again, I’ve been retrying and ordering new products – but as far as price, amount you get in the bottle and flavor – the average Jack and Jane will LOVE this product!

It was love at first swipe, but the brand snobs will say it is the best in its price range.

Rating: + + + + +