Posts about masturbation
Posted by JaneBlow on 5/26/11 at 11:48 am

If one has lost some sensitivity from masturbating too much, how could one gain that sensitivity back? And maybe ween themselves off of the hand a bit?
First off, what is “too much”?
A few times a week? Every day? 10x a day? Don’t leave your house?
Answer:
It really shouldn’t matter unless masturbation is affecting you like a symptom of obsessive compulsive disorder. Masturbation is fine and dandy but you’re concerned with “over doing it” and gaining sensitivity back.
You’re just as sensitive as you were, you’ve just worked up a tolerance it seems. It is a common myth to think you can “rub out sensation” during masturbation.
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Categories: Dear Jane
Tags: hitachi magic wand, masturbation, McDonaldization, sensitivity, tolerance
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Posted by JaneBlow on 5/20/11 at 11:26 am

They found that speech signals are normally low-pitched and musical clips have a wide range of pitches; both vary only gradually over time. In contrast, pornographic sounds tend to be higher-pitched, change quickly and also periodically repeat.
These characteristics allow software to distinguish smutty audio from other content. The researchers used a statistical model to classify sounds as pornographic or non-pornographic according to their spectral characteristics, and tested it on audio taken from online videos. The non-sexual audio clips included music, movies, news and sport.
So, even after you find a way around the system, and figure out how to beat your meat at work, now this thing screws with the sound? I don’t know about you but I would give up a lunch break for a masturbation break. Mandatory hand washing after of course. I think the work place would be more peaceful. How about you?
Via: @ItsGriffSI
Source: NewScientist.com
Categories: Fact
Tags: audiophile, masturbation, porn, porn filter
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Posted by Chanel Covington on 12/10/10 at 11:30 am
She dropped the cupcake she was icing on the floor almost as quickly as she dropped her jaw. She closed her mouth only to swallow hard as she tried not to let her husband see her excitement at the sight of another man with broad shoulders, defined arms, and rock hard abs standing nude at the top of her stairs.

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Categories: Erotica
Tags: cupcakes, housewife, masturbation, Nea
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Posted by JaneBlow on 12/7/10 at 10:00 am
I was hanging with friends and telling them about a client I call “Boner Guy”. He likes to walk around and play with himself. He started by coming into the shop and playing Pocket Hockey in the isles and graduated all the way up to jerking himself off with his zipper open. He doesn’t finish, and he doesn’t appear often, and many more people like him exist in the world. They get a rush from being in public, almost getting caught. After my little story was over, and the “no ways!” faded, a few of them asked me what Pocket Hockey was. If they didn’t know, I bet some of you don’t either.

Pocket Hockey more specifically is when someone touches themselves by sticking their hands in their pocket. Most of these people cut holes in their pockets to make it easier too. Next time you see someone fishing for change in their pocket, try not to laugh, k?
Categories: Sexlopedia
Tags: Boner Guy, masturbation, pocket hockey
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Posted by Nikki CoXXX on 11/1/10 at 12:35 pm
It amazes me that so many women are still afraid to masturbate because they think it’s, “dirty” and/or “unladylike.” In most cases, these are the girls that use the, “Getting Drunk,” excuse so it’s, “socially acceptable,” for guys to grope them in public. Well, bar sluts and tight asses alike… loosen up, because if you don’t learn about what your pussy likes, no man will ever be able to crack the code. Before you have a panic attack, you don’t even have to use a dildo, vibrator or some crazy sex toy that should come with a 100+ page instruction manual. The key to a, “Floating On Cloud 9,” orgasm can be reached with every day house hold items that do in fact serve a better purpose than what they were originally invented for.

The OctoPUSSY of all orgasms… get it? it looks like an octopus, and octopus’ live in the ocean… oh, forget it…
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Categories: Jane Says, Nikki CoXXX Says, Pervertable
Tags: masturbation, Pervertable, waterbation
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Posted by Chanel Covington on 9/10/10 at 9:02 am
According to the Museum of Sex, the vibrator was originally used as a medicinal treatment for female “hysteria” during the 19th century. The vibrator-induced orgasms helped doctors dissipate hysteria’s anxiety-related symptoms.

Id be “anxious” too if I never came!
Categories: Fact
Tags: Fact, masturbation, vibrator
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Posted by Chanel Covington on 8/6/10 at 9:20 am

Did you know that the penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation?
Source: RationalWiki
(Oops hope they don’t confuse which head to chop off!)
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Categories: Fact
Tags: Fact, Indonesia, masturbation
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Posted by Justin LiGreci on 7/15/10 at 8:46 am
I came across the following article, and at first I thought, “Hey wow, that’s cool, women are opening up more and more to explore their sexual needs.” Then I read past the headline. What a piece of shit. I don’t pretend to be a writer, I’m quite sloppy going about my word-smithing, but I do know a thing or two about statistics and science. I hope to arm you with enough knowledge and wisdom to spot poor sexual information & advice.
The first thing to know is, you can make statistics say anything you want. Let’s take a look at the following chart and manipulate it to say things it really doesn’t:

Disingenuous interpretation: “Wow! As a white heterosexual male or lesbian female, I’m not in any risk group for HIV. COMMENCE WITH THE FUCKING!”
Proper Interpretation: “Hmm, this chart lists 85% of the High-Risk groups, as a heterosexual white male or lesbian female I may not be high-risk for HIV, and thus not represented on the chart, but it doesn’t mean we can’t contract it, lets get some protection!”
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Categories: Jane Says, Justin Says
Tags: Fact, hiv, masturbation, porn addiction
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Posted by JaneBlow on 7/9/10 at 9:30 am

35% of American men aged 18-39 do not masturbate while 37% masturbate sometimes, and 28% one or more times per week.
Source: The Kinsey Institute
Categories: Fact
Tags: fap, masturbation
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Posted by JaneBlow on 5/14/10 at 2:02 pm
You’ve searched far and wide, you’ve tried seemingly everything and still no orgasm? Maybe I can help you.
You read the post about viewing sex goals like a Road Trip, right? Oh, ok good. I used the example “Minute Man”, but I could just as easily plugged in Female Orgasms into the same equation.

Whether you’re going on a solo mission, or trying really hard to make your lady orgasm there are a few things (I can count 9 at the moment) that need to be said.
1. Stop trying, stop pushing, and stop stressing. Stop viewing it has “a problem”, stop making it THE GOAL. By doing this you are only causing anxiety, and an anxious pussy doesn’t orgasm.
2. Ladies, relax. I know, easier said than done. But try to relax. If you are going into sex stressed, nothing is going to happen. You have to view the situation as positive, a learning experience, and still have fun with yourself and your partner.
3. Get down with yourself. Yes, masturbate (if you don’t already). Use your fingers, touch yourself over your panties, with different firmness, rub yourself in small circles, hold four fingers together stiff as a board and swipe them back and forth over your vulva/clit. Go fast, go slow, explore a little and get a pocket mirror – create different stimulation points and techniques. We are all different, with 1 unifying factor- The Clitoris. If you think masturbation is nasty or gross, and don’t know how to at least create some good stimulation for yourself (no solo orgasm necessary) how can you let your partner know what to do?
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Categories: Jane Says, Workshops
Tags: hitachi wand, le petite mort, masturbation, orgasm, Pervertable, Road Trip Model, topical, trouble orgasming, waterbation
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