Posts about masturbation
Posted by JaneBlow on 4/22/10 at 12:24 pm
My “Stunt Cocks” love their job.
My guys don’t star in porno, they test products for me and give me a full report. I guess I should collectively call them “Mikey” instead. You remember the Life Cereal Commercial where the kids wouldn’t try the cereal and they gave it to Mikey who ended up liking the cereal.
Recently Elbow Grease Lubricants and I were chatting on Twitter, and they ended up sending me a few samples for my stunt cock Mikey to try out. After I dug him out of masturbation heaven, this is what he had to say about one of the oldest lubricant companies out there.
Jane threw me in mostly blind to this one, made me do my research and learn the product. Since mine came in a little sample pouch there wasn’t much info to start with. She told me it was great to jerk off with, and not to use the whole packet in one session.
Facts:
- Their website says THIS one is the lube that started it all for the company back in 1979.
- Mineral oil based thick cream lubricant.
- Safe, long-lasting premium lubricant.
- Should only be used with polyurethane condoms and should not be used with latex.
Fun:
She didn’t tell me the gay community also loves this product for anal sex. That I figured out on my own with some googling - much to my girlfriend’s delight. I can understand why.
I opened up some vids on pornhub.com so I wouldn’t get this stuff all over the place. I’ve never used creams, so I didn’t know what to expect. Opening the packet was easy, I hate packets I can’t open, especially in the bedroom. You lose the moment if you’re fumbling.
I used a little less than a third of the packet, put some on my cock and some on my hand and started stroking. It started out as a cream which was cool because it doesn’t immediately make a mess. No drop cloth needed for this lube, it stays where you want it.
After a few minutes it melted. Its the only way to describe it. It went from cream, to, liquid butter sorta. I nearly came right then because it was a surprise and felt really great. I made it through a few videos and had a good time with this stuff.
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Categories: Reviews, Lubes & Lotions, Reviews
Tags: Anal, Anal Sex, aresnal, Elbow Grease Lubricants, Elbow Grease Original, Life Cereal, masturbation, masturbation cream, mikey, pornhub.com, stunt cock
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Posted by JaneBlow on 1/28/10 at 11:25 am
I’m fascinated with peoples’ “first” stories. The first erection, early exploration, evolution of masturbation, wet dreams… “games” we played as kids that involved being naked and remembering the VERY moment it was put into our minds that there was something “wrong” about it.
Early memories are pure, a special time of self exploration, and often very similar but aren’t widely discussed because “sex is dirty” and are most treasured. (Hell, I thought I INVENTED masturbation and didn’t tell ANYONE …till Jr. High) Following closely behind many “first” recollections is shame from parents who bust in on the moment and freak out. Very uncool in my opinion. Masturbation is safe, and beneficial in multiple ways and shouldn’t be shunned ever. I’m not going to get all Freud on your asses, but some of your ideas about masturbation being “wrong” or “dirty” are because of your parents… and your parents were wrong to do that to you. But this is getting to be a whole other post… oops. /tangent.
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Categories: How To
Tags: Chilly Willy, cucumber, detachable shower head, early masturbation, hitachi magic wand, Lube, masturbation, masturbation in the shower, Pervertable, removeable shower head, sex in the shower, shower head masturbation, squiggle pen, Stroker, vibrating sponge, vibrating toothbrush, waterbation, woody woodpecker
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Posted by JaneBlow on 10/22/09 at 12:20 pm
Warning: this might be a little longer than usual, but there is just SO MUCH to say about this product and I’d be doing you a disservice if I skimped on anything!!! Also, if you can’t look at pocket pussies at work, this post is NSFW.
If you remember, I promised to help you guys build an arsenal. I mentioned The Fleshlight in that linked post, but I hadn’t had my hands on one till recently! Now I have a whole bunch!
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Categories: Reviews, Reviews, Toys
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Posted by JaneBlow on 9/24/09 at 11:41 am
If you buy a lube or lotion that tingles, it is because it has L’Arginine or Menthol in it, sometimes both. If you have a negative reaction to something with Menthol in it, try the L’Arginine and vice versa. Some of you out there are allergic to menthol and don’t know it till you try something the sex industry puts out.
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Categories: How To, Jane Says, Reviews, Lubes & Lotions
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Posted by JaneBlow on 9/17/09 at 9:57 am
This time around we have some really awesome products for you audiophiles out there!
Calling all musicians, those who are dating musicians, those who fantasize about musicians, and people who use music to get in the mood!!!!
Q. What is better than fucking TO music?
…. ?
A. Fucking WITH music.
Q. How?
…?
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Categories: Reviews, Reviews, Toys
Tags: ambient noise, arsenal, audiophile, BodiTalk, BodiTalkEscort, club vibe, emilio sparks, freestyle vibe, iPod, iVibe, Kanye, kill van kull, long distance relationship, masturbation, mood music, Music, naughty nano, Nitecap Video, ohmibod, phone sex, Sex, Stratovarius, The Avon Junkies, times square, vibrator
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Posted by JaneBlow on 8/20/09 at 12:30 pm
Did you know that on average a male orgasm lasts for 7 seconds?
A woman’s orgasm lasts about triple that on average, 24 seconds to be a little bit more precise.
Sort of adds insult to injury if it happens to have been a while, and you don’t last so long with the girl you notch your bedpost with one night. Or you go for hours, she gets off 100x, the bed is soaked and *pop* just like that, you’re done. Its like you actually licked a Blow Pop to get to the bubble gum center and there is only a speck of gum.
That sucks.
There is so much pressure on you guys (pun intended) to preform, and know how to please a girl. Some women even expect you to be mind readers and just KNOW their hot spots without any clues from them. Well, fuck that. This post isn’t about them, it is about you. If women have a 6 barrel mini gun (like the one in terminator) and you have a Glock 9mm (like cops use) , you’re going to find out how to upgrade to a Desert Eagle .50 Caliber (like the NON replica used in the movie Snatch).
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Categories: Reviews, Lubes & Lotions, Reviews, Potions & Pills, Reviews, Reviews, Toys
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Posted by JaneBlow on 8/6/09 at 9:10 am
We will tell anyone who is looking to go to any other sex shop that one way to figure out if the person behind the counter knows their shit is to ask about Lubricant. There are other ways, but lube is a good place to start.
Lube is important, it helps things happen and is totally essential to have a good time. If your body produces enough of it, then power to ya, but some people need a little help. There are many outside forces that can screw up the chemistry in your body to make it not lubricate itself (I’m talking to the ladies right now)…. birth control messes with wetness it usually drys you up, antidepressants and anti anxiety medicines usually drops sexual desire/libido, other meds for your heart could do it too.
But its ok, sex doesn’t have to be painful – in fact, if it is, you need to fix that, and we have just the info for ya.
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Categories: Jane Says, Reviews, Lubes & Lotions
Tags: Anal, birth control, body glide, choose your own adventure, climax, desire, Elbow Grease, Eros, Gel Sensual, glycerin, gun oil, ID Glide, ID Millenium, ID Pleasure, L'Arginine, libido, Lube, Lubricant, masturbation, Menthol, oil, organic, Pjur, Sex, silicone, tantus, water
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Posted by JaneBlow on 7/23/09 at 2:44 pm
We always encourage people to ask questions about sex and their relationships with their partners and friends. It helps eliminate Bedroom Dysfunction and misconceptions about sex. Actually, on the grand scheme of things, you should question everything (including authority).
When I was younger I’d ask all of my friends questions about their sexual life because I was curious to see if I was “the only one” who thought certain things … and to collect free porn sites. When I started, all we had was masturbation and being felt up though. I’d call it ‘A Senseless Survey’, and my friends would look forward to them because they were able to find out of they weren’t “the only one” either. I would privately collect the info, and put my friend’s answers in a paragraph and email it back to everyone. No names, no personal info. As I got older I became something of a sexual Dear. Abby. My ‘Senseless Surveys’ gave that same anticipated feeling as hearing the ice cream man from up the block did. I became my friends’ very own Pavlov. My friends told me they called my survey’s “The Ultimate Sex Cheat Sheets” and told me to write a book one day out of all of the info compiled. One day… one day.
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Categories: How To, Jane Says
Tags: Anal Sex, Bedroom Dysfunction, Blow Job, Cheat, Cock Rings, Degocast, facebook, fap, free porn, Jane Blow, masturbation, menstruation, Myspace, Nitecap Video, Pavlov, Period, porn, Questioning Authority, questions, Red Wings, Riding the Cotton Pony, Sandwich, Sex, Sexpert, Stroker, Towel, TSS, twitter
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