Posts about oral sex

Dear Jane: Three Questions About Jizz Taste

Dear Jane,

What does Jizz taste like, and is there any way to change the taste?

Is it true that if you eat a lot of pineapples and then get a suckoff that your ding-dong juice taste like pineapples?

Jizz… tastes like… you just hacked up phlegm and snot into your mouth.  Sometimes it is sweet and salty with a tang, other times it is tasteless.  Watch out for funky spunk though, it just tastes like the snot went rancid.

To change the taste you can eat a lot of fruit like apples, pineapples, melons, strawberries.

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Dear Jane: Help me 69!?

Dear Jane,

My boyfriend and I love oral sex and want to do it at the same time to one another, but we can’t seem to match up our bodies to do the 69 position.  He is taller than me, is that the problem?

For those of you playing the home game, a 69 is when oral sex is delivered at the same time by laying in positions where their heads are in their partner’s lap.   Note: The “head” of the 6 is by the “tail” of the 9 and vice versa.

Him being taller than you is part of the problem, but really, 69ing doesn’t work for many people.  The common problem is positioning.  Really, no matter which position you get into; may it be him laying down and you on top, the opposite, if you are laying on your sides together or the ever difficult standing 69… alignment will be off.

The quickest, cheapest and easiest way to remedy this is to prop up the head of the bottom person with pillows so they are angled towards their partner’s stuff… and another under their butt to raise it towards a face.

There are companies like Liberator and XGen who sell sex position wedges though if you want to really up your sex game.

69ing is fun, but it isn’t my favorite – I like to take turns and really enjoy giving or receiving oral sex.  I did date someone who LOVED 69ing though, and it is intense to say the least.  I loved to weave my arms in his legs and have a different access to him instead of a traditional oral sex position.  He loved that “smothered in pussy, head surrounded by soft girly thighs” experience.  Not to forget, it isn’t a horrible mini workout for your arms and abs.

I did learn before him though, that the sixty-nine position also comes in handy if you want to deep throat and you’re on top; the angle is just right.

69ing For me, becomes a difficult race to orgasm where your opponent distracts you in the BEST WAY POSSIBLE.  Sometimes I’m up for the game, but not always.

<3 Jane

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PPS.  Did you mean to ask me this question on June 9th? ;)

Jane Says: Gag Me With A Spoon

Valspeak aside, we’re discussing The Gag Reflex!

Gagging is USUALLY associated with Deep Throating, but not always – for those who find brushing their teeth a difficult task – I bet you have trouble giving head too?  Stupid Pharyngeal Reflex.

Deep Throat…Before it was a famous porn title, and before you freak if you can’t do it right away – I will tell you that it isn’t necessary for an awesome Blow Job experience. So go home and tell him that pornography isn’t illustrating how many women cannot deep throat, and don’t like anal sex or huge toys jammed into their Vajay. (Sorry guys, you still love me, right?)

Not everyone is going to be able to control their gag reflex, in all honesty almost no one can control it right from the get-go. Gagging is a natural reaction, it is what your body does to keep you from choking; don’t be embarrassed by gagging.

The most important thing about deep throating is control. Being in control is your best asset in the situation, without control an over excited guy; he can thrust while you are not ready and damage your throat or vocal chords.  For your own safety I’m going to translate what you see in porn – and what they are actually doing.

TIPS:

Have him start out soft, so you can let him grow in your mouth.  This helps you get accustomed to his size slowly.

Breathe out as he pushes into you; breathe in as he pulls out.
A Porn Star holds her breath and the guy goes wild with her.  What you don’t know, or see is a little tap out move they do.  The women hold their breath and when they need to come up for air they tap a leg or have a certain safety move.

The best way to get past a gag reflex is to start SLOW! Use a good amount of lube, or saliva and slowly push each inch of his penis into your throat.  From there you control the pace and practice your breathing, keep going as you get accustomed to each inch. If you feel the gag you can back up a little bit and try again.

Another Porn Star move is when the women have a small gag reflex to get past – they swallow.  They pretend they have food in their mouth…and give a little swallow.  This move pushes him back further and tricks your body into thinking that there is nothing in your throat.  After you get past the gag reflex it should be smooth sailing.

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Nikki CoXXX Says: The Great Debate, To Spit or Swallow?

When I was younger, my parents were persistent about getting me to eat steak. For some reason, I couldn’t bring myself to let that slab of juicy, wet, medium rare cow slip down my throat. Oddly enough, I would suck on that piece of meat until it was bone dry… and then, as I started to gag on the  rubbery substance, I would spit it back onto my plate.

Cum, like steak is an acquired taste. Some women dig it, and some are more comfortable getting their source of protein elsewhere.

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Jane Says: Sex Goals Should Be Like a Road Trip!

Setting goals is a healthy practice in our everyday life when we want to overcome an obstacle, get things done and feel accomplished.

When you set reasonable goals and work towards the finished results; the end result becomes the main focus. This creates enough motivation to get the task done.  Usually the end justify the means.  Dangling the proverbial carrot to win the race.  We do this a lot.  Diets for bathing suit season, or to fit into a wedding dress.  Squirrel away part of our paycheck and cut back on little expenses to save up for concert tickets are good examples of this behavior.

We become goal oriented, totally obsessed with obtaining the almighty IT!

G  O O O O O O O O O O O A A A A A A A A A L ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

In my experience, setting goals in the bedroom could hinder more than help.  Goals concerning sex should more so mirror how we view a Road Trip.

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Nikki CoXXX Says: Friends Don’t Let Friends Date Assholes… (So Why Did You Let Me Date You)?

It’s more painful than a Brazilian wax. More traumatizing than sitting through, The Miracle of Life, countless times during your high school years. And yes, more heartbreaking than watching Leonardo DiCaprio die at the end of Titanic. I am talking about chasing after the same asshole… more than once.

It’s safe to say that women like to go after men that are unattainable. For some reason, we like the challenge of trying to fix something that is beyond repair. We think that our stellar personalities (and our ability to give awesome blowjobs) will convince a man that there is in fact, NO ONE more amazing than ourselves. Well, sorry to burst your bubble, but some men are stupid, and they never figure this out until you are married with kids and are unattainable to them.

I met Greg when I was 18 years old, and after a friendship that consisted of five years of pent up sexual tension, we crossed a barrier that, at least in my eyes, is a one way street. “The Fiends Who Try To Be More Than Friends, Without Fucking Up A Friendship.”

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Pervertable: Altoids

Welcome to our once a month post of putting food n’ stuff to fun, flirty, and sexy good uses.


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Review: The Cone

I’ve read good, bad, and completely snarky reviews of this toy for a few years and decided to leave it be till I bought one for myself.  The opportunity never came up because I understood the concept but didn’t really “get it.”  That was until I was involved in a foursome and they pulled it out on me.  It wasn’t till then, that I could finally say “oh…OH! I get it NOW!”  The light went on, and I’ve been hooked since.

I have many toys on a list ready to post review; this week it is The Cone’s turn!

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