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Posted on Aug 05, 2010 by — Reviews, Toys — 2 comments

Review: Waterproof Slender G

Oh, G Spot.  How I love and hate thee.  I know where you are, I find you all the time, you are quite delightful to play with but you make me weak.  I can rub and stroke you with oh so many toys till my clit is on fire from the pressure and then… nada.  I have to stop because it is so intense; I teeter on the edge of RIGHT THERE and can’t get shoved over into this blissful spasmodic realm of FUCK YEAH self done G Spot orgasms.

I have waged a war on you G Spot.  Other people have sent me right to G Spot land, WITH EASE. Using their fingers and tongues, toys, cocks –  but no, never solo and it drives me crazy.  I just can’t go that minute more it seems.  I used to get distracted…

Oh No! I’m on *MY* side of the bed, I don’t want to sleep in the wet spot.

DAMNIT! I’ve been at this for over an hour and I have a term paper to write.

FUCK FUCK … I was boiling water for pasta, and now I smell metal because the water evaporated.

I’ve learned since then and I feel once I find the right tool, I’ll get over my last cliff to climb.  The toy will just have to be ever so slightly more intense than the feeling I get before I’m pounding away at my G Spot and nothing happens.  I’ve decided to start with the basics, go back in toy time and take this issue at hand and destroy it.  I already tried the Lia Magic Wand from California Exotics Novelties, now for Pipedream’s Waterproof Slender G.

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Posted on Jul 22, 2010 by — Just Because — 1 comment

What Happens When Pipedream Sends The OGs a Naughty Cake Pan?

Have you heard of the OGs?

No??

Barbara and Harry are a nice Jewish couple, married for 73 years, who’ve moved back to the old neighborhood, to L.A.’s first retirement community, Hollenbeck Palms. Of course, Boyle Heights has changed a bit since Barbara dubbed it “a Jewish Tijuana,” circa 1930! Barbara is a social butterfly and problem solver, Harry is a self-taught Zen master with a yen for science and exploration. We’ve enjoyed the wit, wisdom and weirdness of our grandparents for our whole lives, and think it’s high time the rest of the world got a chance. The OGs blog promises all Barbara and Harry, all the time. Tune in for a daily dose. (OGs stands for Original Grandparents.)

From their About page.

They are adorable, funny, and full of surprises.  Cutie and Pop Pop will soon become your favorite blog (besides mine of course).  They recently put up a post about being sent products to try out; so what did Pipedream Products do?  Yep, sent them a beefcake cake pan!  You HAVE TO watch this video!!

Highlights - Needing to fill the head because you don’t want all muscles and no brain, the truth about eating cake batter and cats like beefcake!

Cutie even has an “Ask me anything” page, I wonder if we should tell her about Formspring.me?

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Posted on Jun 17, 2010 by — Reviews, Toys — 1 comment

Review: Classix Anal-T

Ignore the cheesy packaging, and buy this toy right now!

When people ask me what my favorite toys are, after telling them I have at least 5 favorites (I try to be modest, it never works)… I usually say the “unsung heroins”.  The underdogs of the night stand.  The toys your look at and pass by because they aren’t super duper looking.  These toys usually end up being one of your favorites; just like the Classix Anal T is for me.

I’ve had to purchase 2 of these since I took one home many years ago.  Which says two things; I love it and they aren’t indestructible.  I am a creature of habit, if I like something – I’m going to keep doing it even though there might be something better out there to do.  When I set up to masturbate I always take this little gem out… along with a few other of my favorites.

Facts:

  • Requires 1 AA Battery (Not Included)
  • Waterproof
  • Length – 4.25 in. – (10.8 cm), Width – 1.2 in. – (3.05 cm), Girth – 3.75 in. – (9.53 cm), Weight – 3.1 oz. – (96.42 gram)
  • Multispeed (2)

Classix Anal T is super easy to use; put your 1 AA batter in it, twist it closed, and click the bottom button.  The first click brings you to the first low speed, the second click brings you to a higher stronger speed and then if you click it again, it turns off.  No frills and you don’t need to be technology savvy.  If you have arthritis or need a boost of power quickly, the push button activation on this toy is great for you.

Fun:

Why do I love it?  As if I haven’t said enough about this little toy! I can actually sing (moan?) its praises all day!

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