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TIME TO PLAY F**K – MARRY – KILL: Dead People

I don’t know about the rest of you, but I’m nursing a wicked hangover.  I feel half dead, and it got me thinking… thats something I haven’t covered yet.  We do cover the death happenings here and I don’t count the Vampire FMKs I did a while back. With no further adieu…

Bring out ye dead… Time to Play FMK!

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PORN Lies to Guys Just as DISNEY Lies to Little Girls

Happy New Year Everyone!!

New Years Eve always gets me thinking back to more simple times when missing morning cartoons was my biggest problem.  I watched Disney Chanel and Movies like any normal child did at my age.  Today there are groups of people who get their panties in a twist about letting children (mainly girls) watch Disney.  Why? Lets dissect Disney just a little.

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Forget The Golden Globes; The AVN Awards is what I care about!

Its that time of year again!! THE PORN AWARDS!!

@AVNawards is on twitter watching people who RT their posts and all the hashtags coming in for #AVNawards, they want to give a special twitter-er (tweep?) a pass to the red carpet/events to be on their Twitter team.  I believe it is every guy’s wet dream to be there BUT if *I* went it would be covered properly, and, well, I totally *deserve* to go for all my hard work at @Nitecapvideo and my loyalty to you readers @DAPSwebsite!

After all, I did cover @Exxxotica NY for you, and shared my evenings with @NinaLand, PLUS I took you out to the big ECN/IVD 25th Anniversary Dinner.  Hell, I even did a special FMK for it! The AVNs would complete the year!

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Tiger’s Wood Parody Porno

One of the oldest companies in the buiz is filming Tiger’s Wood, a parody on Tiger Woods’ current lack there of Hoe Phone situation.

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Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow.

Before the late 1980′s it was commonplace to be met with Hairy Woman Growler or man’s Teddy Ruffsben Junk. Then little by little bikini lines shaped up, trimmed down, and were waxed off completely into the 1990′s.  Porno, models, and society seemingly overnight banned the bush.

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Want to Play Twister?

Earlier this week I proposed a question to my Tweeps and FaceBook friends asking their opinion on what they wanted me to write today.  They chose “Positions & Why They Feel Good,” honestly I almost vetoed the decision.  I mean, what hasn’t been said already? What haven’t you done or discussed with friends?

I’ve no idea, but we came to the conclusion that you people like us and want to hear our opinion on the subject.  Maybe imagine us nakked in your bed.

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Adventures at Exxxotica 2009!! {NSFW for T&A!!}

Who: Myself representing DAPS and Nitecap Video, a few friends, free passes, lots of Porn Stars and Assorted Sluts.

What: Speaking our minds, taking pictures with porn stars, heavily discounted sex toys (like The Fleshlight buy one get one!),  several stage shows (including Strip for Pain) and several informative seminars (including a sex position workshop).

When: 25th-27th of September.

Where: NJ Expo Center

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Why: Because I love my job and Porno fucking rocks!

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Porn on PS3!!

I was on my porno news sites and deep in my smut news magazines looking to get the latest buzz on what is happening in the business end of The Industry, and the usual (as of lately) came up on the front pages.  Porno on hand held devices such as the iPhone and other devices.  When I found THIS, I knew it was only a matter of time until porno in brick and mortar stores isn’t taking half of the isles it is today.

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Talking Dirty 101

Having trouble calling your significant other (aka S.O) your Slut?  We can help with that!

The best tip we can give you is that you must talk about talking dirty.  There is (almost) no way around it.  TALK about it, TALK TALK TALK, COMMUNICATION is important.  You can start by dirty txting aka Sexting, pillow talk, walk around a secluded place in public, or email… When you get comfortable using naughty vernacular, it is easy to use more of it and go deeper into the game.

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List of Parody Pornos (NSFW FOR BOOBIES)

We know you’ve heard of Not The Cosby’s and Seinfield XXX, but how many others do you know of?  Working in the adult retail industry, we’ve seen our share of parody and celebrity pornos… here are a few that we feel you should know about if you don’t.

In the Horror Category we give you:

1. The Texas Vibrator Massacre.

Directed by Rob Rotten, starring Jamie Elle, Daisy Tanks, Ruby Knox, Bella Lynn and the delicious brunette Roxy DeVille.

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“When a group of friends traveling through rural Texas gets lost on a lonely back road, they discover a crazed family of murderous psychos harboring a gruesome secret. Explicit sex, hot girls, and a homicidal lunatic with a gas-powered murder vibrator, who could ask for anything more?”

If you like dark, arty, whorish porn – this is certainly a must see for you.

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