Posts about Sex
Posted by Nikki CoXXX on 4/26/10 at 10:56 am
It’s more painful than a Brazilian wax. More traumatizing than sitting through, The Miracle of Life, countless times during your high school years. And yes, more heartbreaking than watching Leonardo DiCaprio die at the end of Titanic. I am talking about chasing after the same asshole… more than once.
It’s safe to say that women like to go after men that are unattainable. For some reason, we like the challenge of trying to fix something that is beyond repair. We think that our stellar personalities (and our ability to give awesome blowjobs) will convince a man that there is in fact, NO ONE more amazing than ourselves. Well, sorry to burst your bubble, but some men are stupid, and they never figure this out until you are married with kids and are unattainable to them.
I met Greg when I was 18 years old, and after a friendship that consisted of five years of pent up sexual tension, we crossed a barrier that, at least in my eyes, is a one way street. “The Fiends Who Try To Be More Than Friends, Without Fucking Up A Friendship.”
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Categories: Jane Says, Nikki CoXXX Says
Tags: assholes, blowjobs, dating, fucking, getting burned, mistakes, oral sex, ruined friendships, Sex
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Posted by BarbiexHardcore on 4/13/10 at 11:55 am
Nyquil: $7.49
Advil cold & sinus: $10.99
New Thermometer: $5.49
Finding out I should have just had sex: Priceless
This definitely isn’t your mother’s type of cure but it works! For a week now I have been balancing a fever anywhere from 100-104 degrees and the whole 9 yards of sickness symptoms. I tried everything, and I mean EVERYTHING to try and cure myself, from tons of hot showers to drinking almost 3 gallons of orange juice. All the home remedies my mother had ever told me weren’t working, eventually I caved to my horniess (trust me, I hadn’t had sex for a week, there was a lot of horny going on) and just HAD to have some sex…
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Categories: Jane Says, BarbiexHardcore Says
Tags: fever, Sex, sick
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Posted by Nikki CoXXX on 4/12/10 at 11:17 am
Dear MTV,
Instead of spending big money producing television shows like, “16 and Pregnant ,” someone should have pitched the idea revolving around young couples who get married way too young because they have their heads too far up their asses. Oh wait, you already did that? Engaged and Underage. Sorry, I don’t watch your shitty network anymore. (Well, Ok, maybe I’m hooked on The Jersey Shore, but I won’t be brainwashed past that!)
-Nicole, XOXO
Don’t these two just make you wanna vomit?
(That’s my cousin and his fiance. They are getting married on Saturday… congrats!)
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Categories: Jane Says, Nikki CoXXX Says
Tags: dating, engaged and underage, marriage, mtv, relationships, Sex, The Jersey Shore
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Posted by JaneBlow on 1/7/10 at 11:17 am
Today we’re going to discuss Balls… the boys, twins, nads, testes, testicles, scrotum, sack, bollocks, yarbles, gonads, nuts, huevos, cajones, the other half to a guy’s collective Junk! …etc.
Not saying “man, you’ve got BALLS if you’re going to do/say <insert crazy thing here>”
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Categories: How To, Jane Says, Workshops
Tags: androgen, ball wash, balls, balls of steel, best oral ever, bollocks, cajones, gonads, homologbus, jane blow workshop, man junk, nads, nuts, prostate, rosie palm and her five sisters, sack, scrotum, Sex, taint, testes, testicles, testosterone, the boys, the seamstress, the sherlock, the twins, truck balls, uevos, windshield wiper, yarbles
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Posted by JaneBlow on 12/18/09 at 12:14 pm
Its that time of year again!! THE PORN AWARDS!!
@AVNawards is on twitter watching people who RT their posts and all the hashtags coming in for #AVNawards, they want to give a special twitter-er (tweep?) a pass to the red carpet/events to be on their Twitter team. I believe it is every guy’s wet dream to be there BUT if *I* went it would be covered properly, and, well, I totally *deserve* to go for all my hard work at @Nitecapvideo and my loyalty to you readers @DAPSwebsite!
After all, I did cover @Exxxotica NY for you, and shared my evenings with @NinaLand, PLUS I took you out to the big ECN/IVD 25th Anniversary Dinner. Hell, I even did a special FMK for it! The AVNs would complete the year!
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Categories: News
Tags: #AvnAwards, 2040 porno, abbywinters.com, Adam & Eve, alektra blue, Alexis Texas, ashlynn, ava rose, AVN Awards, Belladonna, bitchcraft, bobbi starr, brazzers, Burning Angel, Digital Sin, elegant angel, evil angel, hustler video, James Deen, jenaveve jolie, jenna haze, Jules Jordan, kagney linn karter, Kayden Kross, kristina rose, lexi belle, Nacho Vidal, New Sensations, penthouse, porn, porno, reality kings, red light district, Rocco Siffredi, Sasha Grey, Sex, sinn sage, the 8th day, vivid alt, wicked pictures, zero tolerance
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Posted by JaneBlow on 9/24/09 at 11:41 am
If you buy a lube or lotion that tingles, it is because it has L’Arginine or Menthol in it, sometimes both. If you have a negative reaction to something with Menthol in it, try the L’Arginine and vice versa. Some of you out there are allergic to menthol and don’t know it till you try something the sex industry puts out.
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Categories: How To, Jane Says, Reviews, Lubes & Lotions
Tags: Adam & Eve G-Spot, Adam & Eve Marathon Cream, Aloe, Anal Eaze, Anal Sex, Analyse Me, Astroglide, Benzocaine, Blow Job, China Brush, Cleopatra's Secret, climax, Climax Bursts Aphrodesiac, Climax Bursts Cooling, Climax Bursts Warming, Climax Intensify, Clit, Delay Spray, Eros, Ginsing, Hard On, Head On, Ice Lubricant, ID Pleasure, Intense, KY, KY Yours & Mine, L'Arginine, Long Play, Lotion, Lube, Lydocaine, masturbation, Menthol, Nitecap Video, Nympho's Desire, Orgasmix, Pjur, Rear Entry, Rock Hard Power Spray, Sex, Wet, Yohimbe
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Posted by JaneBlow on 9/17/09 at 9:57 am
This time around we have some really awesome products for you audiophiles out there!
Calling all musicians, those who are dating musicians, those who fantasize about musicians, and people who use music to get in the mood!!!!
Q. What is better than fucking TO music?
…. ?
A. Fucking WITH music.
Q. How?
…?
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Categories: Reviews, Reviews, Toys
Tags: ambient noise, arsenal, audiophile, BodiTalk, BodiTalkEscort, club vibe, emilio sparks, freestyle vibe, iPod, iVibe, Kanye, kill van kull, long distance relationship, masturbation, mood music, Music, naughty nano, Nitecap Video, ohmibod, phone sex, Sex, Stratovarius, The Avon Junkies, times square, vibrator
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Posted by JaneBlow on 9/9/09 at 12:00 pm
I was on my porno news sites and deep in my smut news magazines looking to get the latest buzz on what is happening in the business end of The Industry, and the usual (as of lately) came up on the front pages. Porno on hand held devices such as the iPhone and other devices. When I found THIS, I knew it was only a matter of time until porno in brick and mortar stores isn’t taking half of the isles it is today.
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Categories: News
Tags: AVN, DDM.tv, fap, Farley Cahen, Makala, MCV, News, Nitecap Video, porno, PornoTube.com, PS3, Sex, Spankwire.com, Steven Hirsch, Suicide Girls, The Business of Pleasure
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Posted by JaneBlow on 8/6/09 at 9:10 am
We will tell anyone who is looking to go to any other sex shop that one way to figure out if the person behind the counter knows their shit is to ask about Lubricant. There are other ways, but lube is a good place to start.
Lube is important, it helps things happen and is totally essential to have a good time. If your body produces enough of it, then power to ya, but some people need a little help. There are many outside forces that can screw up the chemistry in your body to make it not lubricate itself (I’m talking to the ladies right now)…. birth control messes with wetness it usually drys you up, antidepressants and anti anxiety medicines usually drops sexual desire/libido, other meds for your heart could do it too.
But its ok, sex doesn’t have to be painful – in fact, if it is, you need to fix that, and we have just the info for ya.
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Categories: Jane Says, Reviews, Lubes & Lotions
Tags: Anal, birth control, body glide, choose your own adventure, climax, desire, Elbow Grease, Eros, Gel Sensual, glycerin, gun oil, ID Glide, ID Millenium, ID Pleasure, L'Arginine, libido, Lube, Lubricant, masturbation, Menthol, oil, organic, Pjur, Sex, silicone, tantus, water
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Posted by JaneBlow on 7/27/09 at 4:41 pm
We know you’ve heard of Not The Cosby’s and Seinfield XXX, but how many others do you know of? Working in the adult retail industry, we’ve seen our share of parody and celebrity pornos… here are a few that we feel you should know about if you don’t.
In the Horror Category we give you:
1. The Texas Vibrator Massacre.
Directed by Rob Rotten, starring Jamie Elle, Daisy Tanks, Ruby Knox, Bella Lynn and the delicious brunette Roxy DeVille.
“When a group of friends traveling through rural Texas gets lost on a lonely back road, they discover a crazed family of murderous psychos harboring a gruesome secret. Explicit sex, hot girls, and a homicidal lunatic with a gas-powered murder vibrator, who could ask for anything more?”
If you like dark, arty, whorish porn – this is certainly a must see for you.
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Categories: Reviews, Porn & Erotica
Tags: A Clockwork Orange, Alexis Texas, american idol, Amy Winehouse, Ashlynn Brooke, Aurora Snow, Claire Dames, Edward Penishands, eminem, Evan Stone, Gianna Michaels, Hillary Scott, Hustler, Jack Lawrence, James Deen, jenna haze, jessica simpson, Joanna Angel, Lindsey Lohan, mel gibson, Missy Stone, Muffia, Naked, New Sensations, Night of the Giving Head, Not The Brady's, Not The Cosby's, parody, Peter North, porno, Rob Rotten, Ron Jeremy, Roxy DeVille, Scrubs xxx, Seinfield xxx, Sex, Sexbusters, Star Trix, Stephanie Swift, The Office xxx, The Texas Vibrator Massacre, This Aint' Gilligan's Island, TMSleaze, tmz, Tony Romo, Tori Black, Voodoo
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