The next time your partner scrapes your dick with their teeth during a blow job, it is totally ok to give them The Dirty Pirate. (Translation: don’t actually do this, but if you do, tell me about it, k?)
Arrrrrrr!
To give your salty lass the dirty pirate treatment you have to bust a load in her eye after she gives you head, and then kick her in the knee/leg so she is hopping around screaming “ARRRR WHAT THE FUUCK!!!” with only one eye open.
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This isn’t a matter of liking your peanut butter smooth or chunky… Jiff or Skippy. No no, this is a sexy move to try out if you want your partner to stick with you.
You know how you have the “in out in out,” when it comes to sex. And then you know when you reeeally get into it you move your hips differently so you get more out of sex? Yea, THAT is the Peanut Butter Swipe.
If you aren’t doing this already – try moving your hips at an angle to make your dick rub different spots inside of them. Sometimes just a slight angle will send them over the edge because she isn’t used to having that part touched as much. Don’t be lazy, give them something to brag to their friends about!
BEFORE:
AFTER:
Really get IN there, you should feel like you got an ab workout. They should feel like every inch of them was fucked good. Get a good rhythm going, hold onto their hips or the bed for better leverage for your body. Try rolling your hips, or going in at a different angle, moving their legs or hips to get every last inch of them pleased.
Ladies, you should try this too if your partner isn’t. Lean your body, rock your hips… while on top swivel your body like a belly dancer does and see what happens.
Alright, now that I’ve made peanut butter sexy – enjoy!
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Cooked Cock: When you’ve had so much hardcore marathon sexual activity, your dick is chafed.
Not only is this caused by having a lot of sex, but also having too much sex without proper lubrication. I bet she is all swollen and hurt too; next time be kind and grab a bottle of lube.
Silicone lubes last longer than water based, plus it’ll make your junk feel like you went to a spa!
Bravo man, bravo. But now what? Get some moisturizer with vitamin E, it’ll help heal your skin heal faster so you can get back in the sack.
Safe & Healthy Sex, is Better Sex.
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This weeks word is a bit of an anatomy lesson, but hey at least you know what and where it is!
The Gooch:(noun) [gu-ch] Also know as “The Grundle” and more scientifically The Perineum. The area of skin found on a male which can be found between the balls and anus.
Now that you have the definition you can know why this info is useful! The penis is really longer than you think! Seriously, it is! It isn’t just that fun part we see on the outside but its also deep inside as well. The erectile tissue actually goes back towards his anus. When a man gets hard that whole thing gets hard! You haven’t noticed, because you didn’t know what to feel for.
This is where it can get fun, the gooch is just as nerve packed as the rest of the shaft; possibly even more so because right behind it is the guy’s prostate. While giving a blow job what you can do to give a little more stimulation is take your knuckle and rub up against it. You have more control in that area with a knuckle instead of a finger. Now be aware not to go too far, some men might perceive it as you going to shove a finger in his bum. That is another issue in itself- but if he is uncomfortable with you being that close to his asshole then let him know you aren’t interested in getting to the fudge factory and stick to the massage. Keep giving things a try!
Happy rubbing loves!
<3Barbie
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It sounds very mechanical but I promise you it’s as easy as 1, 2, LICK!!
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The Sexlopedia is here with another odd one from JAPAN?!?!?
If you remember, Japan is known for the interestingly weird stuff. This one is called Frotting!
You free internet porn lovers have definitely seen this sexual fetish. You just don’t know you have!
How to recognize Frotting: When Japanese business men take the bus home from work and they start to rub their crotch against unsuspecting people. Usually those unsuspecting (slutty) Japanese school girls, who then continue to be molested by the guy… you see the plot here.
Frot originally came as a slang term to describe 2 males have non-penetrative sex by rubbing erect penises together, but it has come a long way since then. The main attraction to this fetish is just doing something wrong. Kind of that naughty “little kid” situation; when you tell them they can’t have cookie it’s all they want! When full grown men know they can’t do sexual things to random strangers they find places and scenarios in which they can do it, without getting in trouble. I’m sure if a woman just said “hey come stand next to me in the kitchen and rub your dick on my leg while I cook” then it wouldn’t be pleasing. It’s the “wrong” aspect of it that makes it so fun. But hey, that makes everything fun really!
I don’t know how much I would suggest doing this, due to the fact that you can be arrested and spend the night in jail. Unless you try it in Japan, from all the videos I’ve seen, no one really seems to mind. Now get to rubbing!!!!
But seriously, in Japan, not America!
<3 Barbie
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The Sexlopedia will go anywhere from “oh hey thats cool!” to “THATS GROSS” and with a touch of “THATS WHAT ITS CALLED?!” Today we venture into a lesser known sex term that some people might want to forget. This week I welcome you to the wonderful world of FELCHING!
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Tags: anus, come, cum, felching, gerbil, semen, Sexlopedia, straw, vagina
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Some of the terms in the Sexlopedia are far more fun to discuss than other ones. For these special words we’re going to make them THE WORD OF THE WEEK! Just like they do on Sesame Street… except the Sexlopedia is an Encyclopedia of sexual terms. Today’s action is for the kinky anal sex lovers out there, who want to try something new.
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Some of the terms in the Sexlopedia are far more fun to discuss than other ones. For these special words we’re going to make them THE WORD OF THE WEEK! Just like they do on Sesame Street… except the Sexlopedia is an Encyclopedia of sexual terms. Some of the words are our creations and some are common terminology, now you can always follow along with the lingo of the crazy nympho’s that we are! This word is for the foot fetish people out there.
Shrimping- The act of sucking on someone’s toes for sexual gratification.
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