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Posted on Dec 28, 2010 by — Reviews, Toys — Comments Off

Review: JimmyJane Form 3

Hey, remember that time I won a JimmyJane Form 3 from MyPleasure.com? Yeah, I thought you did, for those of you who don’t remember, here.

I was mighty excited, I thought it was going to revolutionize masturbation sorta.  At least bring it back to basics a little.  Hell, if the price was lower, the Average Beginner Jane Masturbaters out there would buy it for a first toy in a heart beat.  Silicone, rechargeable, soft, quiet, waterproof… where can you go wrong?  You can’t really.

Here, watch this short video demonstrating the Form 3.

Facts:

  • Responsive Touchpad – extends for focused vibration
  • Flexible Design – bends to reach where you want
  • Intuitive Controls – 4 vibration modes, 5 power levels
  • Cordless Recharging – simply place on charging base
  • Three Year Limited Warranty – unparalleled quality
  • Body-Safe Materials – phthalate-free platinum silicone and stainless steel
  • Waterproof and Bath-Friendly – completely washable, no leaky adapter jack
  • Travel-Ready – good to go with convenient button lock
  • High Performance Lithium Polymer Battery – Runs up to 7+ hours on single charge

Fun:

I was playing with Form 3 at work when it was delivered.  I checked the flexibility and how thin the membrane is.  It was a bit thicker than I thought, but hopefully in time and use the membrane will have more give in the center where my finger pushes down.  It was flexible though, I liked how I can push on the edge.  The charging dock worked well, and I enjoy how JimmyJane is using the same bases.

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Posted on Jul 28, 2010 by — Reviews, Toys — Comments Off

Review: Lia Magic Wand

California Exotic Novelties is asking for 100 Sexperts for a program they are starting up; and I made the cut!

The first item they sent me was the Lia, out of their newer line made of pure silicone.

Facts:

  • Pure Silicone
  • Sensual G-spot massager.
  • Soft, pliable, flexible, seamless, and unscented.
  • 10 magical functions of vibration, pulsation, and escalation.
  • Soft touch controls with EZ on/off.
  • Silicone (massager) ABS with silver plating (ring) ABS (cap).
  • 2 AA batteries.
  • 6.5″x 1.25″/ 17 cm x 3 cm.

The box boasts EXTREME POWER, 10 MAGICAL FUNCTIONS, and as the trends go it is also waterproof.  On the back of the box I caught something that I LOVE in a toy, an “EZ on/off button”, when a toy is working it’s magic on me and I’ve pushed my poor pussy to it’s orgasmic limits – I cannot move the toy away from me and shut it off at the same time.  My brain stops working in conjunction with my hands and I become an oversensitive semi spastic mess.

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Posted on Jul 08, 2010 by — Reviews, Toys — 5 comments

Review: Zara by Vida Internationale / Topco Sales

Special thanks to Topco for sending me the Zara from Vida!

This sleek toy came to me by surprise, Topco had asked me to make a list of stuff I was interested in and they forwarded me this toy while I waited for my goodies.  I opened the unsuspecting brown box to find a cute faux leather carrying case with “Vida” imprinted on the front.  Curiousity unzipped the case to reveal to me a 7″ black and pink, Zara vibe hidden inside that seemed to be made of metal and ultra hygenic silicone.

My first thoughts were to grab some batteries, but further inspection of my surprise package revealed that it was rechargeable.  I crossed my fingers, closed my eyes, and held down the single button controller to see if it was charged in the package… AND IT WAS!  I love when that happens.

It buzzed to life in my fingers, a buzzy treble like vibe – not a rumbly bass’y vibe.  Kinda like Lelo’s Nea, hm.  I clicked the button again to see if it had another speed and I’m pleased to report back that the Zara has 5 distinguishable speeds.

My exploritory examination over with, I shut my new Zara off, placed it back in the case… opened the manual and watched the clock.

“Zara caresses your internal erogenous area with a concentration you’ve never experienced before.  Focused entirely on G-Spot stimulation, waterproof Zara satisfies your lust for the pleasures of this previously abstruse spot.”

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Posted on Apr 15, 2010 by — Reviews, Toys — 3 comments

Review: Rock-Chick

An award winning silicone toy, with a curiously tantalizing design.  This purple toy will tickle your interests but does it do anything else?

The curved end used to stimulate the elusive g-spot, while the ridged end rests on the clitoris.  Now here is where the name of “The Rock-Chick” comes into play.  You place the rock chick in, sit down and rock away.  The ridges should rub against the clit while the curve hit the g-spot. Designed of durable yet soft silicone this product should be a winner…it should be BRILLIANT!!

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Posted on Aug 06, 2009 by — Jane Says, Lubes & Lotions — Comments Off

Luuuuuuuuuube

We will tell anyone who is looking to go to any other sex shop that one way to figure out if the person behind the counter knows their shit is to ask about Lubricant.  There are other ways, but lube is a good place to start.

Lube is important, it helps things happen and is totally essential to have a good time.  If your body produces enough of it, then power to ya, but some people need a little help.  There are many outside forces that can screw up the chemistry in your body to make it not lubricate itself (I’m talking to the ladies right now)…. birth control messes with wetness it usually drys you up, antidepressants and anti anxiety medicines usually drops sexual desire/libido, other meds for your heart could do it too.

But its ok, sex doesn’t have to be painful – in fact, if it is, you need to fix that, and we have just the info for ya.

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