Posts about tantus
Posted by JaneBlow on 10/21/10 at 11:46 am
Him: “What an odd looking …thingie”
Her: “Yea, I wonder what it does”
“I… I think it is supposed to go around my dick?”
“I thought it was a clit stimulator”
“You think EVERYTHING is made for your twat!”
“Haha, I was kidding *smile*… How does that thing go on you?”
“I don’t know, I can’t figure out if the scoop is for me or you”
” -laughing-”
“But I think it is for my taint”
“-laughing- taint…”
“-laughing- I’m going to ask”
It couldn’t have been more perfect honestly. That convo actually happened the week that MyPleasure.com decided to do a little Tantus review offer to us bloggers. I could have gone for pieces made for me, but after over hearing that convo in my store that week and convincing the dude to try out the Tantus C Sling, I decided to pick that one to review.
BUT JANE! YOU DON’T HAVE A DICK! NO FAIR!
I know, I know, but this is where being my friend becomes a benefit to those around me! This time, the lucky lab rat Stunt Cock was my new male employee, let’s call him AB.
Before I told him I was getting a package from @My_Pleasure I told him all about the ring. I told him how big it was (2-1/2″ length of extension; 1-3/4″ diameter of ring) and told him why it was so big, how to put it on (balls first, then penis, apply a bit of lube to help the process), and how it was made to help him last longer (AB assured me that isn’t an issue), and how his orgasm will hopefully be stronger. Needless to say, he was stoked to try it out.
What he doesn’t know is all Tantus products are 10% off thru Oct 31st with MyPleasure.com!
AB and I shared these exchanges about the 100% silicone, (his is red) C Sling:
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Categories: Reviews, Reviews, Toys
Tags: arsenal, C Sling, tantus
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Posted by JaneBlow on 8/24/09 at 9:00 am
Haha, get it? Die Hard… Death… Vampires… ? ANYWAY!
The toy engineers over at Tantus have something AMAZING for you coming out exclusively through their website on 9/1/09… and it SPARKLES! Tantus even boasts being able to put it in the freezer for that “authentic experience”.
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Categories: News, Reviews, Toys
Tags: Angel, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, death, dildo, edward cullen, Emmett Cullen, ID Glide, Interview with the Vampire, Kellan Lutz, new moon, Nocturnal Escapades, Platinum Silicone, Queen of the Damned, robert pattinson, SPARKLE, tantus, the lost boys, The Vamp Dildo, true blood, twilight, Underworld, vampire, Van Helsing, Water Based Lube
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Posted by JaneBlow on 8/20/09 at 12:30 pm
Did you know that on average a male orgasm lasts for 7 seconds?
A woman’s orgasm lasts about triple that on average, 24 seconds to be a little bit more precise.
Sort of adds insult to injury if it happens to have been a while, and you don’t last so long with the girl you notch your bedpost with one night. Or you go for hours, she gets off 100x, the bed is soaked and *pop* just like that, you’re done. Its like you actually licked a Blow Pop to get to the bubble gum center and there is only a speck of gum.
That sucks.
There is so much pressure on you guys (pun intended) to preform, and know how to please a girl. Some women even expect you to be mind readers and just KNOW their hot spots without any clues from them. Well, fuck that. This post isn’t about them, it is about you. If women have a 6 barrel mini gun (like the one in terminator) and you have a Glock 9mm (like cops use) , you’re going to find out how to upgrade to a Desert Eagle .50 Caliber (like the NON replica used in the movie Snatch).
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Categories: Reviews, Lubes & Lotions, Reviews, Potions & Pills, Reviews, Reviews, Toys
Tags: 6 barrel mini gun, aneros, babies, baby oil, clock 9mm, cock ring, cock sling, condom, cops, cyberskin, deep throating, desert eage .50 caliber, doc johnson, ecosystem, Elbow Grease, Eros, fleshlight, gun oil, hand cream, head honcho, Lubricant, masturbation, metal ring, nexus, Nitecap Video, no homo, oil, orgasm, Peter North, prostate, real skin, road trip, rubber jelly, silagel, snatch, stiffler, stroke 29, Stroker, sue johanson, tantus, terminator, The Stranger, true skin, ur3, vibrating cock ring, zack & miri make a porno
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Posted by JaneBlow on 8/6/09 at 9:10 am
We will tell anyone who is looking to go to any other sex shop that one way to figure out if the person behind the counter knows their shit is to ask about Lubricant. There are other ways, but lube is a good place to start.
Lube is important, it helps things happen and is totally essential to have a good time. If your body produces enough of it, then power to ya, but some people need a little help. There are many outside forces that can screw up the chemistry in your body to make it not lubricate itself (I’m talking to the ladies right now)…. birth control messes with wetness it usually drys you up, antidepressants and anti anxiety medicines usually drops sexual desire/libido, other meds for your heart could do it too.
But its ok, sex doesn’t have to be painful – in fact, if it is, you need to fix that, and we have just the info for ya.
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Categories: Jane Says, Reviews, Lubes & Lotions
Tags: Anal, birth control, body glide, choose your own adventure, climax, desire, Elbow Grease, Eros, Gel Sensual, glycerin, gun oil, ID Glide, ID Millenium, ID Pleasure, L'Arginine, libido, Lube, Lubricant, masturbation, Menthol, oil, organic, Pjur, Sex, silicone, tantus, water
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